Brendon: We all said things we didn't mean. Ryan said "I'm leaving the band." He did not mean that. It sounded very insincere as I remember!
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Ryan Seaman: Hey, nice to finally meet you! I’m Ryan.
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Ryan Ross: Dude, my name’s Ryan as well!
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Ryan Seaman: Dal’s been talking about getting a guitarist lately. Wanna join our bamd?
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Ryan Ross: Yeah sure, that’d be great!
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Dallon, in the background: Perfect. One step closer to taking down Panic! at the Disco.
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Brendon: *wakes up, screaming*
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Zack: Why the hell are you shouting?
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Brendon: THE RYANS ARE TEAMING UP AGAINST ME!
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Zack:
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Ryan: here’s a grammar tip.
Ryan: ‘farther’ is for physical distance.
Ryan: ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance.
Ryan: ‘father’ is for emotional distance.
Sisky: …who hurt you?
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Credit to @_northernsun on twitter but this was too amazing not to share on here.
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Hanahaki Disease
Brendon: Ryan, do you love me?
Ryan: Nope
Brendon, being over-dramatic: Look what you’ve done! I’ve been cursed with Hanahaki Disease from this unrequited love!
Brendon: *grabs a handful of flowers from a bush and shoves them in his mouth*
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brendon: shut up
ryan: make me
brendon: well if we go home my dick will be in your mouth and that will shut you up
//I'm sorry😂//
submited by: @rileighpaige
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Jon: I’m expecting a baby!
Greta: Congratulations!
Jon: Oh, here she comes!
*Cassie enters the room*
Cassie: Did I miss something?
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Throam!Brendon be like to Clifton:
You're his casual fuckbuddy, im the reason he crashed a tourbus. We are not the same.
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Brendon: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Ryan: I'm a knife
Gabe, from the next room: He's a little spoon!
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time traveler: what year and month is it
throam!Ryan: February 1977
time traveler: oh, so you and Brendon haven't split up yet
throam!Ryan:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=8cN_Rena8nc
PLEASE LISTEN
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Brendon: Excuse me? My boyfriends and I couldn't help but notice you from across the bar.
Ryan: Hard not to stare, honestly.
Jon: You're very ugly.
Dallon: Really ruining the vibe.
Spencer, holding a paper bag: Would you mind putting this on? Thanks!
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If Panic! split in 2019, it would probably be because Brendon spoiled endgame for Ryan.
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Sisky, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for gay.
Spencer: Ryan.
Sisky:
Sisky: it fits!
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Throam characters buying pads
Gabe Saporta
Sisky
Joe Trohman
Jon Walker
Ryan Ross
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ryan: I honestly could go without sex for a while, it’s alright I guess
ryan: okay but with brendon I feel like a sex addict wtf haha
everyone: maybe you’re gay
ryan: excuse me??!? I love pü$$ÿ all the time and fucking one guy doesn’t make me gay at all
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