#incorrect sander sides

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Roman *answering the phone*: hello?

Kidnapper: we have your brother

Roman: you don’t have /him/, /he/ has /you/

Roman: buh-bye now *hangs up*

Janus: what was that about?

Roman: Remus made some new friends

Janus *shaking his head*: god rest their souls

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[roseianxiety]

Roman: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Virgil: Uhhhhh, sure...?

Roman: Thou art hot as fuck.

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[shsl-fander]

The fake Twitter never stops coming

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[sanders-sides88]

Virgil: My life is falling apart.

*5 minutes later

Virgil: Patton messaged me. Everything is right with the world now.

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[incorrectsandersidesquotes]

Virgil to Patton: You're so small, it makes me want to suffocate you (affectionate) Virgil to Janus: You're so small, it makes me want to suffocate you (derogatory)

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[loganslowdown4]

*Remus and Roman in a battle with their weapons*

Roman: AAAHHHH *stabs Remus in the leg with his sword*

Remus: Very mature, bro. What are you? 5? Go for the throat like an adult!

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[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do! I've got the perfect puzzle for you! Logan: ...Remus. What have you done? Remus: Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-dee- Logan: Remus Remus: If you are wise, you'll listen to me! Logan: R E M U S- Remus: What do you get jamming people in driers? Patton's been in one for nearly an hour- Logan: *forcibly yeets himself to the laundry room*

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[fdd700]

Remus: Hey Janus?

Janus: what?

Remus: are you awake?

Janus: who the fuck do you think said what?!?

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[matt-w-blogging]

Logan, needing to decide something: Hey, do you have a quarter or something I can flip?

Roman, checking pockets: Hm... I have D&D dice, if that would work?

Logan:

Logan: Wh—

Logan:

Logan, giving up wondering: Yeah that works. Thanks.

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[enigmasalad]

Janus: I went to church with Patton this past Sunday and I didn’t even get any fucking wine. All they had was grape Juice.

Logan: you went to church…just to drink?

Janus: oh what else am I going to do? Read the Bible? Sing little songs? Shake people’s hands?

Virgil: you could try catching on fire and dying you piece of shit.

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[backgroundnewsiesarebomb]

Janus: Alright, so Google maps says that it'll take 1 hour to get there and-

Remus: Only I'd you actually listen to laws. I can make it in 10 minutes!!

Janus: ....

Janus: No.

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[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Logan: I have been taking notes on points of friction in the Mindpalace for years

Logan: the red areas are places where no work gets done

Logan: if we can fix these areas without anyone knowing what we’re doing, we could make a more productive Thomas

Janus: are you saying you want to secretly preform scientific experiments on our friends and coworkers to improve efficiency?

Logan: yes

Janus: sounds fun, let’s do it

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[roseianxiety]

Janus: They say there's no forever, but I disagree.

Janus: Look at Roman, forever stupid.

Roman: Damn, what the hell did I do to you?

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[shsl-fander]

More fake twt omgg

@autisticlogankin

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[sanders-sides88]

Remus: Guess what I learned today that blew my dick off.

Logan: Why can't you just say blew your mind like everyone else?

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[incorrectsandersidesquotes]

Thomas, in conversation: i don't like women

Remus, butting in: you're a MISOGYNIST???

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