#incorrect scott lang quotes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

incorrectmarvels · 2 years

Text

Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.

Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!

Scott: What?! How did you know?!

Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Scott:

Hope: I even had to pick it up once.

Scott: … I was nervous, okay?

287 notes · View notes

incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

Text

Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?

Y/N: I got her a dog.

Kate: Really? Me too!

Sam: I also got her a dog!

Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.

Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.

Scott: I got her a dog!

[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]

Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

1K notes · View notes

gfmaximoff · 7 months

Text

Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

765 notes · View notes

marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

Text

Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time

Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked

Fury: ...

Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission

Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence

Tony: ...Thank you Scott

#Scott just wants to see steves ass #lets be real #who doesn't?#Sam and Nat are definitely curious too #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #mcu #incorrect peter parker #iron man #fury #nick fury #avengers #scott lang #ant man

949 notes · View notes

fandomnerd9602 · 5 months

Text

Scott pulls out a card…

Scott: is this your card?

Y/N: no

Scott: ok. Fine. is this your card?

Y/N: still no

Scott: how about this?

Wanda: (thinks) detka just admit that he had your card two minutes ago!

Y/N: (thinks) nah I wanna see how desperate he’s gonna get

Scott: I’m down to ten cards here! Which one is your card?!

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #the scarlet witch #scarlet witch #scott lang

341 notes · View notes

louwaffles · 1 year

Text

Y/N: Hey guys, guess what I did today?

Tony: Destroyed another one of my suits?

Steve: Blew up the White House? Or was it the Pentagon?

Sam: Sent out an atomic missile for fun?

Scott: Oh, I love guessing games! Did you disappoint Fury and all of us again?

2K notes · View notes

yourloverfromthepast · 5 months

Text

Sam: Oh my- where the fu- JESUS CHRIST!

Bucky: Uuh, why you throwin' gang signs?

Sam: Huh? I'm not- *sighs* I can hear this fucking mosquito but for some reason I can't see it

Bucky, turning towards you: Aaaand, what the hell are you filming? A ghost?

Y/n: A ghost? Oh no! Scott asked me to edit a video of him singing "Umbrella" while being tiny. There, look. *Proceeds to point at the table in front of the couch*

Sam, who was sitting on the couch, now standing up: Are you for real? No, like, ARE YOU FOR REAL?? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A MOSQUITO FOR FIVE MINUTES AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS TIC-TAC?!?!

#marvel #marvel x you #marvel x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu imagine #mcu imagines #avengers fanfiction #mcu incorrect quotes #the avengers #the avengers x reader #sam wilson incorrect quotes #bucky incorrect quotes #ant man #scott lang #bucky #incorrect avengers #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe

177 notes · View notes

hurtspideyparker · 2 months

Text

Peter: Hi Mr. Stark! Hi Captain Rogers America sir, hey Dr. Banner, Sergeant Barnes, Miss Romanoff, Mr. Hawkeye sir. Hey Scott

Everyone: Hi kid

Ant-Man: Hey wait a minute

103 notes · View notes

gh0stlygen0 · 2 years

Text

Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm

─── ✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ───

Warnings: None!

Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky

Genre: Comedy

Reader's Gender: Male aligned

Reader's Age: Not specified!

─── ✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ───

Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."

Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."

Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"

Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"

Loki: ".... Pardon?.."

Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*

Clint: "No."

Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."

Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."

Peter: "A worm? I mean..."

*thinks about it for a second*

"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."

T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."

Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"

Wanda: *small laugh*

"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."

Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*

"Is that a serious question."

Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*

"... Huh?"

─── ✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ───

1K notes · View notes

romanoffshouse · 8 months

Text

Y/n: [singing Feliz Navidad at the Avengers Compound]

Tony: [shacking his head]

Peter, Thor and Scott starting to sing along with it.

Tony: [gets more annoyed] Can you please stop it's July!

267 notes · View notes

idontknowwhatimdoinglol · 7 months

Text

some height related quotes I found on Pinterest that I as a short person relate to (featuring the Avengers)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

tony: aww look at you so small and cute

y/n: shut up

----

steve: *leans down to hug y/n and ruffle their hair*

y/n: *grumbles something about revenge for this*

----

y/n: you have five centimeters over me and your acting all high and mighty, grow the hell up!

bucky: well clearly ive grown up alot more then you.

y/n: i well end you

----

thor: i could lift you up while kissing you

y/n: excus- hey! what are you doing!

----

Natasha: you're threatning, but in a very adorable way

y/n: *evil gremlin noises*

----

tony: *leans down but grunts in pain*

y/n: tony are you ok?

tony: i think i broke my back trying to lean down and kiss you

y/n: im not that fricken short!

----

scott: *puts his elbow on y/n's head.* your like an arm rest

y/n: *glares*

----

- - - - - - - - - - . o 0 O 0 o . - - - - - - - - - - -

#scott lang #thor odinson #tony stark #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #bucky barnes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers memes #avengers x reader #thepainofbeingshort

116 notes · View notes

lesbian-deadpool · 2 years

Text

Thor: Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animals except horses. Like if horses weren't a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals. Like riding animals just wouldn't really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Tony: Elephants.

Thor: Blocked.

Natasha: Camels.

Thor: Extra blocked.

Clint: Donkeys.

Thor: Ultra blocked.

Y/N: That dick.

Thor:

Thor: ... followed.

(Bonus)

Scott: Ants.

Thor:

Thor: What?

2K notes · View notes

incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

Text

Y/N: A couple of weeks ago, I asked Nat out.

Scott: Awwww...

Y/N: So she broke my thumb.

#source: icarly #scott lang #scott lang incorrect quotes #ant man #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

518 notes · View notes

loopsisloops · 3 months

Text

I was thinking earlier, “what if I just gave my y/n a lightsaber?”…this is surprisingly not the nerdiest thing I’ve ever said

-

Tony: “For the SEVENTH time, tell Peter I’m not making him a Lightsaber.”

Y/N: “but-”

Nat: “Fury barely trusts you guys with a firearm”

Scott & Peter in my DMs: “what did he say???🫣”

#it’s giving Tower Fics™️#avengers tower #avengers #marvel incorrect quotes #tony stark #black widow #scott lang #peter parker #star wars #lightsaber

61 notes · View notes

marvel-lous-guy · 8 months

Text

Peter: Can we get a pet?

Tony: What? Like a puppy? Yeah, sure, we can get a pet

*later*

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Peter: You said we could get a pet

Tony: I meant a puppy! Not a llama!

Peter: It's an alpaca!

Clint: We got an alpaca! Awesome!

Scott: I always wanted one of those!

Nat: What's his name?

Peter: Alpacino

528 notes · View notes

fandomnerd9602 · 4 months

Text

Y/N: I know you wanted to see Taylor Swift this year so for Christmas I got you-

Cassie: tickets to her next concert!?!

Y/N: ehh…close

Y/N pulls out a container with a magnifying glass to reveal a little ant dressed like Taylor Swift and trying to chirp one of her songs…

Cassie:

Y/N: see Scott! I told you we should’ve used your Avengers clout to get tickets!

Scott: they didn’t believe me even after I showed them my new book!

Cassie: it’s so weird and ugly…I love it!!! Thank you baby!

Cassie hugs Y/N…

109 notes · View notes