platonic f/o: look me in the eyes and tell me you're not in love with s/i
romantic f/o: *looking lovingly at s/i across the room*
romantic f/o: i'm not in love with s/i
platonic f/o: that was not anywhere near my eyes
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Random character: “Not a single one of those dumb kids has gotten hurt yet!”
Parental f/o: “Dumb kids?”
[They turn, seeing s/i and their platonic/sibling f/os doing something reckless]
Parental f/o: “Wait… THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS!”
source: The Owl House
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Estonia: *does something on the computer just as his brother in law Jerome walks in* Alright, my account is almost complete, now I just need to think of a password.
Jerome:
Jerome: *smashes keyboard a few times*
*Your password is now strong enough*
Estonia:
Estonia: That works too.
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Lol did another incorrect quote also revealing my henry design here lol
BTW I made this at like 3 am so sorry that it looks the way it does lol
Taglist: *let me know if you wanna be on it/taken off it!
@kal-selfships @proship-flower @selfshipdorito @aeshiteirus-self-shipping @proship-blissbliss
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F/O: *turns on the kitchen light*
S/I: *sitting at the table, eating bread*
F/O: It’s four in the morning.
S/I: Turn the light back off.
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daily reminder that your faves do love you i know cause they told me themselves hehe <33
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Celebrity or Royal F/O: I won’t date a fan. Too many of them are crazy obsessed weirdos who you could never have a real relationship with.
S/I: *Walks into the room*
Celebrity or Royal F/O: *Blushes* Okay, with ONE exception.
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s/i: hey f/o, i made us some friendship bracelets!
f/o: oh. well i’m not really a jewelry person…
s/i: you don’t have to wear it.
f/o: no i’m gonna wear it forever fuck off
proship dni >:(
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S/I, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, [familial f/o].
Familial f/o, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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Which of your F/O(s) are the type to ask "Does the cheeseburger come with only cheese or does it have meat on it too?"
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Y’know the pen!s game? The one where you just say pen!s louder and louder until someone chickens out?
Imagine being like “so there’s this human world game…” to the OM! boys
I feel like Dia would be hella into it, giggling like the goofy idiot he is, ecstatic to be trying out such silly human entertainment. The risk would be p!ssing off Lucifer who’d be within earshot of the yelling game
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2p America: Hey dad?
Davy Jones: Aye?
Me: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's still on?
Davy Jones:
Davy Jones: Where's Hawaii?
BONUS VERSION:
Hawaii: Hey Aunt Alcina?
Lady Dimitrescu: Yes?
Me: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's still on?
Lady Dimitrescu:
Lady Dimitrescu: Where's Alaska?
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Found an incorrect quote, decided to draw it lol *read from left to right*Also revealing one of my new fos lolol
Taglist: @kal-selfships @selfshipdorito @madd-scorpion @aeshiteirus-self-shipping @proship-blissbliss *let me know if you wanna be on the list/off the list!*
Reblogs are very much appreciated!
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S/I: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
F/O: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
S/I: I—
S/I: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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*S/I calls F/O*
F/O: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY BELOVED IS CALLING
F/O, answers call: hey, love
S/I: hey, you doing anything? wanna watch a movie?
F/O, in the middle of a mob of angry enemies: i’m free
S/I: my place in five?
F/O: mmkay. love you
F/O, hanging up the call, and turning to enemies: i’m meeting up with the most wonderful person in the world in a few minutes, so if we could just wrap this up..
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F/O: S/I, please go to bed a bit earlier tonight. I don’t want you to lose any sleep.
S/I: Awe, alright! I’ll see you tomorrow.
F/O: Stays up until 4:00 AM doing whatever it is they do
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