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#incorrect serenity quotes
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Zoe: The captain can handle himself.
Mal, face down on Serenity's floor: Where the rut am I?
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neo--queen--serenity · 11 months
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This is all I see during their scenes together
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ROXY: i am committed to TWO THINGS
ROXY: 1.) FAGGING IT UP
ROXY: 2.) THE BIT
ROXY: 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯
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ROXY: squintce. hold on
ROXY: !!!!!!??????
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ROXY: twinkly herbrt i love u 😭
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(Dick, as Nightwing, is being strangled by a bad guy) Bad Guy: I'm gonna take EVERYTHING away from you!!! Dick(while being strangled): You...can't take the skies from me. Bad Guy: What? (Jason, as Red Hood, suddenly knocks him out from behind with a crowbar) Jason: "Firefly", bitch! Know your sci-fi!
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Instead of saying "Good morning", my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.
Rustleif, who lives in a town where Vaermina likes to party, probably
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kirbyskisses · 2 years
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No one:
Gojo, talking about you for 20 minutes: her legs. definitely her legs. you can write that down. her legs and right where her legs meet her back. that whole area… and above it. there’s not a place on that woman i wouldn’t put my tongue.
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Adar: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed--
Halbrand: Good.
[Halbrand draws his gun and shoots Adar in the chest. He attempts to exit, only for Adar to grab him from behind]
Adar: I am of course wearing full body armour. I am not a *moron*.
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writer-in-theory · 1 year
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stranger things as unhinged quotes from our discord server — second edition.
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we're back at it again, folks! serenity, cj and i each said three of these...can you guess who said what?
@lcvingprentjss @serenity-lattes
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I made firefly incorrect quotes, enjoy:
*on a ship that predates the Unification war that had been taken by Reavers*
Mal: You can feel the history coming from the walls.
Kaylee: Yeah, it’s wonderful, ain’t it captain?
Mal: Not when the history fights back, it ain’t.
Source: buzzfeed Unsolved true crime.
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Simon: May I be frank with you, Mal.
Mal: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name will help anything
Simon: *rolls his eyes*
Jayne: Uh, Mal, I wanna still be Jayne
Mal: shhh, Frank wants to talk about something we should let him. Go ahead, Frank.
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Wash: Talk dirty to me, baby
Zoe: The dishes.
Wash: Wh-
Zoe: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to clean them. You still haven’t even though I have asked you to do so several times!
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Inara: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Mal: Whatever, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me!
Inara: Yeah, that's the point!
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totallyrwbyquotes · 2 years
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Qrow: [ends a call with Winter]
Qrow: Yeah, it's a trap.
Yang: Are you sure?
Qrow: You heard the call.
Ruby: Yeah.
Qrow: Were we fighting?
Ruby: Uh... no?
Qrow: Trap.
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Simon: You're not psyhic, Wash.
Wash: [holding some tarot cards] I AM psychic, Simon. I did a course. I got a certificate.
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Anakin: it’s not too late to get out of here, master. We could start a new life on a distant planet, maybe open up a small bookstore
Obi-Wan: how dare you tempt me with a small bookstore
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Incorrect Slugterra Quote 17:
Eli: You're a loose cannon, Trixie Trixie: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Mira: I think you play by your own rules Kord: No way, she think rules were made to be broken Eli: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon Trixie: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Pronto is a loose cannon Pronto: *smashes a chair*
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Elliot: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Luke: Why is Dale's a monster? Serene: Elliot, you forgot Luke's! Its only an empty space! Elliot, proudly: Exactly.
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c-murphy · 2 years
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After serentiy plaza
Jack: Ianto and I don’t use pet names anymore.
Gwen: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Jack: Honey?
Ianto: Yes, dear?
Jack: ...
Gwen: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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