#incorrect sif quotes

[mary-laib]

Gender-fluid/Intersex Loki snippets from their childhood:

Nurse: Yes, the baby is in perfect health, but Ah- there is one problem.

Odin: Well, what is it?

Nurse: We can’t tell the child’s gender.

Odin: Nonsense, let me see the baby.

Frigga: Did you not check when you brought it here?

Odin: I had other things on my mind.

Frigga: Of course

Odin: See, look. That is definitely a boy.

Nurse: But see-

Frigga: Oh. Is that ah- Is that normal? Where the child is from, I mean.

Nurse: I have no idea because someone won’t tell me where he received the child.

Odin: How about we just let the child decide?

Frigga: Odin, the baby can’t speak at its age yet.

Odin: Ah. Well, we can just choose one now and let the child decide later.

Frigga: Wonderful idea and since I’m doing the child rearing I get to choose-

Odin: Wha-

[Cut to a few centuries later]

Loki: I’m going to be a girl today.

Odin and Frigga who knew this day would come: Of course. Just know that we will always accept you as you are.

Loki: Tomorrow I’m going to be a snake!

Odin and Frigga:

Thor: But Loki, if you’re a snake, then you won’t have any arms! How will you spar with us tomorrow!

Loki: Ah, that is a good point. I’ll just be a snake with legs then. And very pointy teeth.

Thor: Like a crocodile!

Loki: Yes, exactly! I’m going to be a crocodile tomorrow!

Odin: Okay but are you going to be a boy or girl crocodile?

Loki: Crocodiles don’t have genders, silly.

Odin: Ah, yes. My mistake.

Frigga: Yes they do-

Loki: ANYWAYS

Also:

Thor: Now we’re going to play valkries today.

Sif: You can’t play valkries because you’re not a girl. Only girls can be valkries.

Thor:

Sif: Loki can though. But only part time because he’s only a girl sometimes.

Loki, who has never been interested in the valkrie but is now about to make it their entire personality just to spite Thor: I could be a girl all the time.

Thor:

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[the-final-sif]

c!Tommy in limbo or smthing post-smp: wait so why'd you have that giant prison constructed anyways?

c!Dream: if I'm being honest it's because punz was busy that day and he's 85% of my impulse control.

#c!dream #c!tommy #dream smp #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp #sif speaks #listen I just think this is really really funny

[sunnys-sonnets]

Atreus: Has anyone ever told you they love you?

Thor: Parents count?

Atreus: Yeah

Thor: Then no

#that's a lie his wife Sif loves him #but it's for the funny so you'll have to accept it #thor god of war #gow thor #god of war ragnarok #gow incorrect quotes #gow atreus #gow ragnarok

[mythos-soup]

*Sif sneezes*  Thor: Sif, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!  *Loki sneezes*  Thor: Oh my norns. Shut the fuck up.

#classical mythology #mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect quotes #loki #norse gods #norse myth #sif #thor #thor x sif #sif x thor #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #queue #quetzalcoatl #the norns

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + Veep [27/?]

#Loki #Sif #Loki series #MCU #Loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: veep

[abby118]

Loki: You know, if you and Thor'd get married, we'd be in-laws.

Sif: Wow... Thor's just gotten way less tempting.

#loki #sif #thor #incorrect marvel quotes #lady sif #lol can you imagine

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Loki: Don’t preach to me about romance, Sif. I had a three-way in a space shuttle.

#mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #norse mythology #norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #loki #loki norse mythology #sif #norse pantheon #norse loki #norse mythology memes

[ninerealms-sunshine]

Thor: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case

Sif: My love, that's a coma

Thor: Sounds festive

#gow ragnarok #gow incorrect quotes #god of war ragnarok #gow thor #gow sif #incorrect quotes

[girlfromasgardsblog]

Revels

Asgard

Your girl from Asgard is currently at the revels hosted on the celebration of the Summer Solstice (Sonnenwende). I can see Sif waiting for the Prince and heir to Asgard, Thor Odinson, to ask her for a dance but he enjoys the revels from his seat, looking at his people and breathing the scent of festivities.

#thor #asgardian #thor of asgard #tales of asgard #thor fanfiction #loki friggason #thor odinson x reader #lady sif #thor x sif #fandral #asgard #old gods of asgard #norse deities #norse gods #incorrect marvel quotes

[sippingonhottea]

*sif and Loki standing under a tree as they wait for the rain to stop in midgard*

Sif : oh wow,today's weather looks just like you.....shitty.

Loki : the forecast did say things would get really wet today....I'm pretty sure that's a first for you.

Sif : oh,yes. Several inches of rain.I've heard,could you imagine that?more than one inch?

Loki : you know? I think I'm having trouble imaging. Maybe if you moved a little into an ongoing traffic. Maybe the world and I would have the peace and quiet to invasion such a thing.

#marvel comics #loki #lady sif #incorrect qoutes loki #incorrect marvel qoutes #incorrect loki quotes

[the-hufflepuffle]

Incorrect God of War Quotes

(Some from a generator, some conversations I had)

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Kratos: you have to apologize to Mimir

Freya: fine.

Freya to Mimir: "unfuck you" or whatever

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*Sif and Thrud skipping rocks*

Sif: it's such a beautiful night

Thrud: take that you fucking lake

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Kratos: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Atreus: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Freyr: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Mimir: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Atreus: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Freyr: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Mimir: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Freya, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Kratos: had a realization today

Freya: what?

Kratos: someone asked me what I'd do if I had a week to live

Freya: yeah and?

Kratos: I'd go into the woods, die and let the earth reclaim me.

Freya: yeah okay. You'll need to tell me when you're doing that.

Kratos: why, I'm dying at the end of jt its not camping

Freya: it's cute you think I'm a.) Gonna let you die alone and b.) Die without setting a marker for me and Atreus to find and visit you

Kratos, defeated: yes maam

Freya: because we know how it'll go if you do that

Kratos, still defeated: you'll bring me back, and then kill me yourself

Freya: I'm glad we understand each other.

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Freyr: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Freya, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Freyr:

Freyr: fsh

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Atreus : You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Thrud: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Skjoldr: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Thrud: I made this leather pouch and then I made another one and

Sif: we don't even need a DNA test that's all you

Thor: yeah...I know

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Warflower kid, age 7: Atreus, what are you doing?

Atreus, doing a kids puzzle and teasing: I'm figuring out this puzzle. It's clearly 3 different puzzles.

WF kid: uh... no it isnt

Atreus: prove it

WF kid: okay (finds puzzle pieces) ahem

Atreus: go ahead prove it

*a couple minutes later*

WF kid: see?

Atreus: I guess you proved me wrong bud.

WF kid: yeah I did *keeps playing with other toys*

Atreus: I love you bud

WF kid: I love you too. *turns to look* do you really think it was 3 puzzles?

Atreus: yup.

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Odin: hey, Balder come here. Is this flour or powdered sugar?

Balder: it's flour.

Odin: hiw do you know?

Balder: because I can tell by looking at it?

Odin: taste it

Balder, tasting flour: ew why? What was the purpose? That's nasty

Odin: now you know it's flour.

Balder: I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS FLOUR

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Kratos: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Freya : Peonies, why?

Kratos:

Freya : Were you going to get me flowers?

Kratos:

Freya :

Kratos: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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*watching the new Hunger Games*

Atreus: *looks over at Thrud about to say something*

Thrud: *mocking the little voice saying "enjoy the show"*

Atreus: listen I was literally gonna tell you how we would suck in the hunger games cause we'd be marching in there fucking making fun of the little voice each time it went off

Thrud: honestly yeah. Then I'd kill you

Atreus: what?

Theud: we've discussed this. I don't want you living with the trauma of the Hunger Games. Mercy killing.

Atreus: I don't know whether to be afraid or touched.

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Freya: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Freyr: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

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Freya: and if anything happens we blame Heimdal

Heimdal: wait why-

Freya: you are a smaller version of the man I hate!

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WF kid: how long have you been married?

Kratos: 4 years

WF kid: *big gasp* but I'm 6

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#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow atreus #gow baldur #gow freya #gow kratos #gow mimir #gowfreyr #gow odin #gow thrud #warflower

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

Loki and Sigyn Headcanons/Notes Masterlist

Logyn Fluff Headcanons

Sleeping Headcanons

Family and Affection Headcanons

How They Deal with Being Sick

Wedding Day

After Wedding Feast

Courtship Highlights

When They Realize They're in Love

If Tony Hit On Sigyn

NSFW Headcanons (18+)

Honeymoon Phase//Honeymoon Cont.

When They're Drunk

When They're Both Drunk

Loki and Sigyn's Second Wedding//Part 2

Why Loki Fell in Love With Sigyn

Why Sigy Fell in Love With Loki

Loki and Sigyn as Roommates

When Sigyn Falls Asleep on Loki's Shoulder

How They Comfort Each Other

Playing Uno

Logyn Angst Headcanons

Disagreement Headcanons

The Silent Treatment

Sigyn's Nightmare//Loki's Reaction

First Argument

Sigyn's Reaction to Loki's "Deaths"

Sigyn's Reaction to Seeing Loki's Jotun Form

When Loki Wakes from a Nightmare and Sigyn is Asleep

Sigyn's First Nights Alone Post Thor

Loki Fam Headcanons

Uncle Thor

Thor's Reaction to Finding Out He's an Uncle

What Loki and Sigyn are Like with Thor's Kids

Loki's Reaction to Becoming a Father//Post Endgame Reaction

Sigyn's Reaction to Being Pregnant

The Avengers as Babysitters

Narfi and Vali Headcanons

What Sigyn and Loki Like about Being Parents

How Loki Gets Along with His Kids

Loki and Sigyn Having a Baby Pre-Endgame vs. Post Endgame

What If Loki and Sigyn Had Vali and Narfi Before the Events of Thor

Do you think knowing that he is a Frost Giant would change Loki’s attitude to having kids?

Which Parent Do Vali and Narfi Take After

What Vali and Narfi Love About Their Parents

When Vali and Narfi Are Sick

Vali and Narfi's Reaction to Hearing About Their Parent's Courtship

Relationships

How Do the Avengers React to Sigyn

Thor's Relationship with Sigyn

Sigyn's Thoughts on Jane

Sif and the Warrior's 3 Relationship with Sigyn

Bruce Banner and Sigyn's Friendship

Wong and Sigyn's Friendship

Sylvie and Sigyn's Relationship

Natasha and Sigyn's Relationship

Sigyn's Thoughts on Odin

Frigga and Sigyn's Relationship

Hela and Sigyn's Relationship

AUs/What Ifs...

Historical + Hospital AU

Pregnancy AU

A Random Collections of AUs

Pirates AU

What If...Sigyn Died Instead of Frigga

A What If...? Plot Bunny

What If...Thor Was an Only Child? Sigyn Cut

What If...Sigyn and Loki Ran Off Together Post Dark World

Bootlegger Loki

What If...Sigyn Joined the Avengers

Loki Show Notes

How I Would Incorporate Sigyn into the Loki Series: Episode One

Episode 2

Episode 3//Additional Notes

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Sigyn's TVA Trial

TVA's Thoughts on Sigyn

Classic!Sigyn Headcanons

Gender flipped Sigyn and Sylvie

President Loki and Conqueror Sigyn Headcanons

Movie Notes

Thor Notes

Thor: The Dark World - Sigyn Comforts Loki

Rough Thor: Ragnarok Notes//Sigyn Saying Goodbye

Avengers: Infinity War - Outline

Loki's Reaction to Sigyn Disappearing During the Snap

Loki Post Snap

Loki's Lowest Point

Loki on the Time Heist

Avengers: Endgame - Loki's Introduction

How Loki Would Deal with The Snap if He was a Father

Random Notes

Loose Notes on Sigyn

Logyn Dialogue Dump

Logyn WandaVision

Theoric Faceclaim

Loki Series Playlist

Loki Fam Tag

Incorrect Logyn Quotes Tag

Fic Masterlist

#loki #sigyn #logyn #loki x sigyn #marvel #mcu #loki odinson #loki laufeyson #loki x oc

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Sif: you’re blocking the view

Fandral: I am the view

#i love them so much #also its pretty much confirmed sif is gonna be in love and thunder hnnnnghgg #lady sif #fandral the dashing #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect sif #incorrect sif quotes #the warriors three

[pacifica-westwood]

Sif: You mean so much to me! You are my found family.

Ricky: We’re cousins.

Sif: You are more like family to me than my own parents!

Ricky: We are literally related.

@speakeasy-to-me

#Incorrect Sif Quotes #//Crack #//This is nothing but crack #//But the idea popped into my head and now I can't stop laughing

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

*valkyrie and hela sitting in jail together*

hela: so who should we call?

valkyrie : i’d call lady sif, but i feel safer in jail

#incorrect mcu quotes #mcu women #incorrect marvel quotes #hela odinsdottir #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect thor ragnarok quotes #lady sif #valkyrie #brunnhilde #loki odinson #thor odinson #the avengers #mcu #hela goddess of death

[the-final-sif]

Uraraka, who found this out from a quirk or something idk: Izuku, oh god, I can't believe Bakugou told you to take a swan dive off the roof, that's so awful.

Izuku, confused: He... what?

Uraraka: ... Bakugou told you to take a swan dive off the roof? Like, in middle school?

Izuku, squinting: Are you sure?

Uraraka: Yes??? He burned one of your notebooks too I think!

Izuku, finally remembering: Oh! Right! Yeah, he was kinda a dick back then. He's not like that now. We're cool.

Uraraka: Why the hell did it take so long to remember that?

Izuku: Well, I had a lot going on that day. It really wasn't that memorable compared to everything else.

Uraraka: What else could've possible happened????

Izuku, 100% serious: About 10 minutes after Kacchan said that, a man tried to fucking murder me.

Uraraka: ?!?!

Izuku: It was okay though! A hero saved me! But then I accidentally freed the guy and he tried to murder Katsuki instead.

Uraraka: ...

Izuku: Listen, middle school was a rough time for all of us.

#izuku midoriya #uraraka ochako #katsuki bakugou #incorrect bnha quotes #bakudeku #suicide mention #sludge villain #incorrect quotes #incorrect mha quotes #the source is my brain #sif speaks #listen #I just feel like sometimes the fandom forgets #that izuku and Katsuki #both had a man try to fucking murder them #right after that #Like #on the Trauma Scale #one of those events was a hell of a lot worse #and it's not the one that doesn't involve attempted murder