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incorrectskzquotes · 3 months
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Chan: Alright, listen up you little shits. Chan: Not you Jeongin. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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str4ykin9s · 2 months
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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here
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incorrect-straykz · 4 months
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changbin: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
chan: Weight loss? Drink water.
jeongin: Clear skin? Drink water.
minho: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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incorrect-staytiny · 9 months
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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st-r-aykid-s · 8 months
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Kidnapper: I have taken your kid hostage.
Chan: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud and annoying one.
Chan: Which one? I have seven.
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one-shared-braincell · 7 months
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I.N: How do you deal with stress?
Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.
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leenooooooo · 2 months
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so. straykids, huh?
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sungieimagines · 11 months
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minho: where’s jisung?
jeongin: doing stuff.
minho: i don’t like the sound of that. where’s felix?
jeongin: trying to stop jisung from doing the stuff.
minho: and hyunjin?
jeongin: trying to stop felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.
minho: i see. and what are you doing here, jeongin?
jeongin: i’m supposed to stop you from stopping hyunjin from stopping felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.
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typicalskz · 30 days
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Chan: If you cant say something nice about him just say the opposite of whatever you're thinking Minho: Ugh fine Minho: Uh- Hyunjin is.....a friend Chan: See its not that hard to say something oh and you're vomiting
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if2kittie · 1 year
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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?
felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old
[ 20 minutes later ]
chan: i’m home!
hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!
jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia
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blueohs · 5 months
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jisung: if I died, how much would you miss me?
minho: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship
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incorrectskzquotes · 1 month
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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str4ykin9s · 2 months
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Jeongin: I'm not a baby! Chan: Then take your vitamins Jeongin: But they're not the gummy version!
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incorrect-straykz · 5 months
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chan: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
felix: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
chan: Absolutely not.
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incorrect-staytiny · 10 months
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Felix: I love you guys, you’re the best that’s ever happened to me
Jisung: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Felix: yes
Seungmin: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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st-r-aykid-s · 8 months
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Seungmin: I’m a skilled driver.
Jeongin: You accidentally hit JYP with your car last night.
Seungmin: Oh that wasn’t an accident. And I did it with skill.
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