#incorrect spider son quotes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

Text

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

#iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #irondad #spider son #spiderson #iron man #spiderman #spider man #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #tony stark #peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect peter parker quotes #tony stark incorrect quotes

4K notes · View notes

stxar-pvnk · 24 days

Text

Steve: Tony!! Tonnny!!!

Peter: what are you doing?

Steve: I can't find tony

Peter: oh I can, watch this

Peter proceeds to put on a deep voice

Peter: I HATE PETER PARKER

Tony popping out from thin air

Tony: WHO THE HELL SAID THAT ABOUT MY CREEPY CRAWLY KID.

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #irondad things #mcu incorrect quotes #we love ironfam

448 notes · View notes

lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

Text

Carol: What's Peter to you?

Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.

Wanda: That's adorable!

Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

(Bonus)

Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!

Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!

2K notes · View notes

marvel-lous-guy · 11 months

Text

Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?

Tony: yeah

Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?

Tony: In a heart-beat

Peter: okay, awesome!

Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?

Peter: No

Tony: Where's this coming from then?

Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-

Tony: absolutely fucking not.

#last time peter picked the lab music he played tequila on repeat for 5 hours #it was stuck in Tonys head for 3 days #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #mcu #incorrect peter parker #irondad #ironman #spiderman #iron dad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #spider son

2K notes · View notes

shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 2 months

Text

Jesper: My husband doesn’t want to instil his fear of spiders on our son so he, very calmly, reports them to me like some kinda mob boss. “Jes, theres a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. Immediately. No loose ends. I want proof when the job is done”

Jesper: I have tried to tell him spiders are important for the ecosystem he likes so much, but he’s certain that theres ‘no space for an ecosystem in the kitchen’

#wylan: well go return him to that ecosystem #hes scared of bees and spiders #he appreciates them from a distance but not in his space #nina: what would you do if jes wasnt home?#wylan: send his offspring in to do the job as hes not terrified of them #kaz: youd sacrifice your son to the spider?#wylan: sacrifice is such a strong word #wylan: i prefer ‘offering’#soc #six of crows #soc incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wesper #wesper parents

297 notes · View notes

wingitbold · 2 months

Text

A Random Rainy Night:

Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*

Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*

*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*

Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.

Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy

Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet

Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted

Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?

Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!

Tony: Flabbergasted Stark

#peter parker #tony stark #iron man #mcu spiderman #ironman #team tony stark #tom holland #irondad #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #spider son #spiderman #spidey #irondad and spiderson #spiderson #incorrect irondad quotes #incorrect avengers quotes

236 notes · View notes

incorrect-random-fandom · 2 years

Text

Tony: Peter is taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is 'hyperactivity'.

Tony: Please pray for me during this difficult time.

#source: tumblr #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #irondad #spider man #spider son #spiderman #marvel cinematic universe #marvel comics #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcu #mcu memes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel mcu

3K notes · View notes

not-me-underc0ver · 1 year

Text

Tony and Peter walking.

Tony: OH MY GOD

Peter panicked: What?!

Tony pointing at something: THERE HE IS! THAT'S THE FUCKIN GUY

Peter: ?

Tony still pointing: That's the fucking guy behind all my problems!

Peter: Tony, you're pointing at your reflection.

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #iron dad #peter and tony #spider son #the world is built for two #mcu fanfiction #funny #incorrect irondad quotes #this is crack #dont take me seriously

559 notes · View notes

batnardomcfly · 7 months

Text

*Tony stark getting a phone call at 3am*

Peter: mister stark you remember when you told me not to do something stupid

Tony sighing: yeah

Peter: I did something stupid

Tony halfway in the Iron Man suit: of course you did pete, of course you did

#marvel avengers #the avengers #peter parker #tony stark #spider man #iron man #iron dad and spider son #incorrect marvel quotes

364 notes · View notes

anyaharveyii · 2 months

Text

Peter: Mr. Stark, how do I come out to the other Avengers? Tony: Observe. [walks over to Natasha] Hey, Nat? Natasha: [slightly wary] Yes? Tony: I put the bi in bitch. Natasha: ... congratulations? Tony: Thank you. [walks back over] The key is to be memorable and unapologetic. Your turn, kid. Peter: OK. [walks over to Steve] Excuse me, Mr. Rogers? Steve: Yes, Peter? Peter: ... Peter: I put the aye in gaye. Tony: [facepalms]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #avengers #iron man #iron dad #spiderman #spider son #tony stark #peter parker

141 notes · View notes

oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

Text

Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?

Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.

Pepper:

Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?

Tony: Yes, he did.

#tony stark #pepper potts #peter parker #iron man #spiderman #marvel #irondad and spiderson #spiderson #iron dad #iron dad and spider son #tony stark incorrect quotes #spider son #irondad #marvel mcu #mcu #incorrect tony stark

3K notes · View notes

stxar-pvnk · 23 days

Text

Peter: Mr stark. Are you... adopting something?

Tony sweating nervously: nO!-

Peter: oh good I'm allergic to cats!

Tony shakily putting the adoption papers for him away in the new ironspider suit for later

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #spiderson headcanon #WE LOVE CONFUSED PETER #adopt peter already tony.#mcu incorrect quotes

284 notes · View notes

lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

Text

Peter, holding a candle: Test smell.

Natasha: Smell test.

Y/N: Now for the taste test.

Natasha: What?

Y/N, after taking a bite out of the candle: Yup! Sure tastes.

Natasha:

Natasha, to herself: This is my child, and who I chose to marry… what the fuck is wrong with me?

1K notes · View notes

marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

Text

Peter: If there was a zombie apocalypse... couldn't you bite the zombie and it would turn back into a human?

Tony: ...what?

Peter: well, if a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie... so would a zombie turn into a human if a human bit it?

Tony: No, I didn't mean "what" as in elaborate. I meant it as in "how the fuck does your brain come up with this shit"

4K notes · View notes

xanderio1 · 5 months

Text

Peter: ugh Mr.Thor I told you to stop leaving mijolnir in my room.

Thor: Ah, sorry man of spiders, I must've forgotten-

Peter, holding mijolnir:

Thor: 😧

Peter 🤨

Tony: 😧

Natasha: 😏

Loki: 😧

Steve: 😀

Bucky: 😶

Peter, just being stared at and starts to become uncomfortable: what is it? What did I do?

280 notes · View notes

dead-sane-stuff · 1 year

Text

*Peter doing anything remotely life threatning*

Tony: What has gotten into that child? I'm telling you, he gets it from your side of the family!

Pepper *sighing*: Tony, Peter isn't our biological child

Tony *sniffling back tears*: I know 😢

565 notes · View notes