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spideyspetertingle · 1 year

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Peter: Mr. Stark... I think I'm sick. Stark: Not again.. when's the last time you went outside?

Peter: ... Stark: ...When's the last time you drank some water?

Peter: ... Stark: Kid?? When's the last time you slept at least eight hours...?

Peter: ... Novembruary 32nd. Stark: How. How are you alive?

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iwannabealice · 10 months

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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

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queen-of-hobgobblers · 10 months

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Pavitr, on the piano: Tale as old as time~

Miles, accompanying him: Meme as old as Vine~

Pavitr and Miles, together: Beauty and the yeet~

Hobie: What-

Gwen: Don’t. Asking just encourages them.

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wingitbold · 2 months

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A Random Rainy Night:

Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*

Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*

*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*

Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.

Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy

Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet

Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted

Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?

Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!

Tony: Flabbergasted Stark

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marleneismydopamine · 11 months

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Regulus: My boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment

James: It’s a special event

Regulus: Shut up

#and by suit i mean james’ spidey suit #because he will use any excuse to wear it #james has autism and adhd #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes

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slightlydepressedmelon · 2 months

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Things My Professor Has Said That Are Peter Parker Coded

"You can come back to research conferences a year later and be like, here's why I was so dumb last time"

"Too much going boom for me. Need less boom going"

Student: It's so wordy. Professor: You've heard me talk!

"You will make me cry tonight. If you're wondering if emotionally react to your stuff, I do. I just have to act like a professional when I come to class"

"I feel like we're in the Roman coliseum and you're voting to feed me to the lions"

"There's a lot of ways to arrange carbon *gestures to body* I'm not particularly webbed to this specific arrangement of carbon"

"How do I behave like a normal human being in this circumstance?"

"So y'all are just existing. That's what I got from the vibe check today"

"Tell me what it's like in Amsterdam. Has anyone been? I'd like to be rich one day"

"Oh, this feels a little overwhelmingly concerning"

"Then I cower my head in shame and crawl back into my hole"

"I get that the vibe is quiet but are y'all okay?"

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erasercat-official · 2 months

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Class 1-A: *talking about Quirks*

Kaminari: yeah, I got my quirk mostly from my mom! What'd your mom give you, Midoriya?

Midoriya:

Midoriya: ...Anxiety, Kaminari.

Midoriya: She gave me anxiety.

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oasis-of-stars-4 · 4 months

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Barty: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Dorcas: What the hell!? Barty: Oh, sorry, my bad. Barty, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Dorcas, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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chaotictasha · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes#105

Morgan , texting Y/n: Y/n! Help I’m being kidnapped.

Y/n: Where are you?

Morgan : I’m with some strange person. In a car. HELP

Y/n: I’ll call Peter.

Peter, answering their call: Y’ello?

Y/n: Where’s Morgan ? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Peter: MORGAN ? WHADDYA MEAN, THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME-

Peter: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Peter: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Morgan : WHO ARE YOU?!

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keenzinemugstudent · 11 months

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Miguel: You have to let your dad die Miles that's the fate of being Spider-Man

Miles:

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Miguel: You have to let your brother di-

Y/n:

don't get me wrong I love Miguel and everything that's a whole ass child bruh also I do not condone abuse or violence😭this was just a goofy idea nothing serious yeah this is another Miguel X reader you are Miles's aunt which makes his father your brother I forgot to add that part

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maryo274 · 2 years

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Tony's poor old man heart can't take his kid's super hero hijinks anymore. 😅

Also, Peter has an Instagram exclusive for Spidey where he posts reels and stuff regarding his super hero life (as Spidey of course), certified and all. It's canon and you can't change my mind on that one. 🤣

Also, Rhodey just having to deal with Tony's fatherly nervous breakdowns is beyond believable within the MCU's canon. 😅

More comics are coming soon.

Hope you like this one. 👊🏼😉

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spideyspetertingle · 1 year

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Peter: Dude no way!! I can't believe I'm gonna be the sixth avenger! Tony: There hasn't only been six avengers in literal years, kid. Peter: What do you mean? The battle of NY?? Tony: Yeah, Me, Thor, Cap, Nat and Banner. Peter: That was five (5). Tony: ...Maybe there was only five of us...

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iwannabealice · 10 months

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*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

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bbygirl-obi · 10 months

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cody: if something happened to general kenobi, i couldn't live with myself. cody: cody: of course, i wouldn't have to, because general skywalker would kill me.

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queen-of-hobgobblers · 10 months

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Gwen, staring out the window: Hey, look! Bisexual lighting.

Miles, desperately trying to scramble out of the car: Gwen that’s the fucking cops! Hurry before-

Jeff, peering into their vehicle: ... Eight months.

#miles morales #gwen stacy #jeff davis #jefferson davis #spiderverse #spiderverse incorrect #incorrect quote #gwiles #ghostflower #spidey squad #bisexual

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hime-arts · 10 months

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Very self-indulgent 🕷️💛

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me au #obey me incorrect quotes #himearts #spidey #spiderman au #obey me fanart #rkgk #digital art

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