#incorrect star trek quotes

[batnardomcfly]

*First contact to a new planet goes horribly wrong*

*Jim and Bones hiding behind a boulder*

Jim, slightly panicking: It’s ok it’s fine!

*Loud explosion in the background, ground shakes, people screaming*

Bones: It is not fine!

Jim, slightly panicking more: It’s fine, you’re fine, we’re fine

*Another explosion*

Red shirt on fire running in the background shouting: I’m not fine!

Bones, exasperated, hands flailing: JIM

Jim, just as panicked as Bones: You are not helping!

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[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

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[star-trek-shallot]

source: @kaijuno

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[vildo]

Jim: vibe check, Spock

Spock: vulcan’t

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[altumvidetur]

Janeway: You know what they say, go big or go home. Chakotay: I am begging you, Kathryn. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Janeway: Janeway: I'm going big.

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[whats-those]

ST: TOS + text posts part 3

Part 1, part 2

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[spocks-kaathyra]

is this anything

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[renthebarbarian]

McCoy: Went to No Bitches Island, you were there, Spock.

Spock: Interesting. If I am on No Bitches Island...and now you are there too...then that is two bitches. What then does logic dictate we do about that...?

McCoy: *sweating profusely* Um, uh, um-

Kirk: Aw man, I’m over here on All The Bitches Island and I’m lonely without you guys.

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[mirabilefuturum]

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[skimblyshanks]

[Bones walks with Spock to the transport room]

Bones: Have a safe landing.

Spock: I have no say in the matter.

Bones[Already walking back to sick bay]: Die then.

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[batnardomcfly]

*Jim and Spock on away mission to a new planet*

Spock: Captain, I must insist you take extra caution while on this planet as we know nothing of its plants and animals yet

Jim: Don’t worry Spock, Bones has a dumbass radar built into his brain that alerts him whenever I attempt to do something stupid

Spock: Captain I regret to inform you there is no such thing as a ‘dumbass radar’

Jim: I know that Spock! But watch this

Jim reaches out to touch a random plant

Spock alarmed: Captain I-

Bones, materializing out of nowhere: James Tiberius Kirk you touch that plant and I’ll slap you with it

Spock, confused: How???

Jim, just as confused, whispering: I really have no idea and it’s honestly scary how he knows

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[trek-tracks]

Bones: Hold on. I'm getting a feeling of Jimpending doom.

Spock: Don't you mean impending doom, Doctor?

(a distant crash is heard, followed by a distinctly Kirk-sounding "ow")

Bones: No.

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[livelongandkeepstartrekkin]

McCoy: "There's a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot." McCoy: "Jim and Spock use that line as a jump rope."

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[star-trek-shallot]

Vulcan High Priestess, officiating Kirk and Spock's bonding ceremony: Now, repeat after me.

Kirk: After me.

Vulcan High Priestess:

Vulcan High Priestess, to Spock: Are you sure you want this one?

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[vildo]

Spock: Captain, I couldn’t get any pizza

Jim: what do you mean, Spock?

Spock: you said I was supposed to be the pizzaman

Jim: yes but hypothetically

Spock: then I shouldn’t be delivering you pizza?

Jim: …Spock

Jim: forget the role play we’re beaming up

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[wanderingwriter87]

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