Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!
Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?
Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.
Rex :...
Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?
Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?
Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?
Rex :...
Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?
Rex :
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Sith!Obi-wan: *rolls up his sleeves in preparation to fist fight*
Cody: You have tattoos?
Sith!Obi-wan: I have several, my dear. Just not all are quite visible at the moment ;)
Rex: CODY STOP DROOLING AND FOCUS!
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14 year old Ahsoka, being sad about a clone that sacrifice himself for her: ...He died for me and I didn't even know what his name was...
Alpha-17, without even looking up from his datapad: Don't lose sleep over it. He did the job he was breed for.
Ahsoka: Doesn't mean his dead was meaningless!
Alpha-17: It is good that you care for singular clone trooper but we cannot afford to mourn over every single fallen soldiers here. Wake up kid, we have a war to win.
Ahsoka: ...
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17 year old Ahsoka, finding every single clones that was in the crash landing, carefully burying them next to each other alongside their helmet, taking her time to mourned the fallen soldiers, her friends, her and Rex's brothers, good people: ...At least this time, I get to know their name.
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Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?
Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!
Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.
Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: But you just said-
Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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Palpatine: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Bail: Nope.
Dooku: No, absolutely not.
Yoda: Hope it sucks, I do, whatever you’re going through.
Maul: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Mace Windu: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Fox: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could have changed that outcome.
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Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?
Mace:
Mace: Yeah?
Cal: Can we fight you for it?
Mace: It’s a shitty job though
Mace: No one should want this job
Mace: Why would you want this job?
Ahsoka: Bragging rights?
Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!
Mace: Yeah, good enough
Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it
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Obi-Wan: Это все твоя вина!
Anakin: Yeah, I know.
Ahsoka: You speak Russian?
Anakin: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.
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Obi-Wan : Anakin, what are you doing here?
Anakin: There was a lot of sand... I hate sand and it was everywhere... Obi-Wan... The sand will come back... Can I stay with you?
Obi-Wan: *sighs* Well, you can sleep here if you don't take up all the space.
Cody : ...
Anakin: ...
Obi-Wan : ...
Anakin : Master, why is Cody here?
Cody: That's my bed, Skywalker.
Anakin: So... why is Obi-Wan here ?
Cody :
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Things Anakin would post on his official account in the middle of the night and break the holonet
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Obi-Wan: Anakin, we need to execute this operation immediately.
Anakin: Ahsoka, we need to execute this immediately. Go find Rex.
Ahsoka: Master Skywalker says that we need to execute the operation.
Rex: Cody, we need to do this now.
Cody: Hold on, let me ask General Kenobi.
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