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Tony, singing to himself: I want to see my little boy
Thor: [grabs Peter and yeets him across the room] here he comes
Stephen: THOR NO
Tony, still singing: I want to see my little boy
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Peter, via text: Mr. Stark built a flamethrower.
Stephen: Oh my God.
Peter: You should probably get here.
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Peter: Mr Wizard sir, what’s your name?

Strange: It’s Strange.

Peter: I promise I won’t make fun of it.

Strange:

Tony: Strange. His name is Strange.

Peter: ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵖʳᵒᵐⁱˢᵉ ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ

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Stephen: Tony, why don't you show Peter what a fax machine is?
Tony: okay. imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone
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Peter: Mr Doctor Strange sir, I have some bad news.

Stephen, meditating: There is no such thing as good or bad news. There is just news.

Peter: Thanos escaped prison and Tony’s trying to fight him alone again.

Stephen:

Stephen: That is bad news.

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peter: guys, i'm coming out. i'm pansexual
tony: oh so you like people regardless of gender, too? that's great peter-
peter: no. i like cookware
stephen: peter that's not what p-
peter, whipping out a pan from a cupboard: this is michelle. i love her and we're eloping
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Peter: i saw the dumbest elevator today. it had a button for the floor i was ALREADY on
Tony: ... i'm-
Stephen: let him figure it out.
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Tony: *makes a vine reference*

Peter: Did you just usE POp cULTuRe?!

Tony: Peter I basicly run the internet and had a vine following of 5 million, I promise im better at pop culture than you.

Perer: Tony Stark: Meme Queen

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Tony: (sitting at the table with a drawing tablet in front of him) Alright. What should I draw today?

Peter: Doctor Dad! 

Tony: I can’t draw people, though. 

Tony: (mumbles) I’ll just draw him as a penis. 

Stephen: (dryly) Wow. I didn’t know I was such a dick to you. 

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Peter: [walks in on Tony and Stephen]
Peter: [leaves the room quietly]
Bruce: you okay there budd-
Peter: i just saw two grown men tickle fight. just glorious. no words
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Tony: hey let me see what you have
Peter, running by: A KNIFE
Stephen: NO [gets up to stop him]
Tony, laughing: oh my god, why does he have a knife
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Tony: you’re finally getting work done?

Peter: yeah because last time i didn’t and i was attacked

Stephen: all i did was blow a raspberry on his tummy

Peter: it was an attack

Stephen: it was affection

Peter:      a n      a t t a c k

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