Peter: *walking towards the kitchen*
Tony: Pete tell Stephen this food is wonderful
Peter: Got it
Peter, entering the kitchen: Dr. Dad, Iron dad says you’re wonderful
Peter: Mr Wizard sir, what’s your name?
Strange: It’s Strange.
Peter: I promise I won’t make fun of it.
Tony: Strange. His name is Strange.
Peter: ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵖʳᵒᵐⁱˢᵉ ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ
Peter: Mr Doctor Strange sir, I have some bad news.
Stephen, meditating: There is no such thing as good or bad news. There is just news.
Peter: Thanos escaped prison and Tony’s trying to fight him alone again.
Stephen: That is bad news.
Tony: *makes a vine reference*
Peter: Did you just usE POp cULTuRe?!
Tony: Peter I basicly run the internet and had a vine following of 5 million, I promise im better at pop culture than you.
Perer: Tony Stark: Meme Queen
Tony: (sitting at the table with a drawing tablet in front of him) Alright. What should I draw today?
Peter: Doctor Dad!
Tony: I can’t draw people, though.
Tony: (mumbles) I’ll just draw him as a penis.
Stephen: (dryly) Wow. I didn’t know I was such a dick to you.
Tony: you’re finally getting work done?
Peter: yeah because last time i didn’t and i was attacked
Stephen: all i did was blow a raspberry on his tummy
Peter: it was an attack
Stephen: it was affection
Peter: a n a t t a c k
Stephen: You look like my first husband
Tony: How many times have you been married?
Stephen: None yet
Tony: … Oh my god
ironstrange with 10-year old peter
stephen: i am not gonna say it tony
tony: then he will never stop crying!
stephen, inhaling: im a magical doctor,wo o o
Peter, playing with Stephen’s cloak: Why did cloaks go out of fashion? They’re so cool
Tony: Global warming.