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lukas-dusk · 4 months

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Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

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gh0stlygen0 · 2 years

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Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm

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Warnings: None!

Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky

Genre: Comedy

Reader's Gender: Male aligned

Reader's Age: Not specified!

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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."

Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."

Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"

Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"

Loki: ".... Pardon?.."

Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*

Clint: "No."

Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."

Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."

Peter: "A worm? I mean..."

*thinks about it for a second*

"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."

T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."

Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"

Wanda: *small laugh*

"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."

Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*

"Is that a serious question."

Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*

"... Huh?"

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Bucky: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Okoye… T'challa: As you should be. Bucky: No, for real, she's kind of- T'challa: As. You. Should. Be.

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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t'challa: [shake his head chuckles] i just got hit in the head with a bird.

m/n: you should've ducked [shrugs]

t'challa: [deadpan] was that a bird pun?

shuri: [laughing] forget the ducking, birds drop crazy low when they need to so you should've dove.

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Steve: For one million dollars, would you punch your sibling in the face?

Shuri: I would drop kick T’Challa for free.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 4 months

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Tony(about his ex): He said no one's gonna fancy a guy with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. T'Challa: Ah! You know, um, being King of Wakanda, I could just have him murdered. Tony(smirks): Thank you, Your Majesty. I'll think about it. T'Challa: Do. The Dora Milaj are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.

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literaryavenger · 17 days

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I've been having a bit of writer's block lately, everything I write I don't like and delete almost right away, so I'm here to ask anyone who wants to, to give me ideas, requests, suggestions, concepts, whatever. Even if you have a fic you'd like to see written out, I'm willing to do even personalised fics with your name and details you want, really just anything to get me writing something I won't hate!

I mostly do Bucky, but it can be any other Avenger or even non-marvel related character, as long as I know the character so I can give you the best story possible.

It can be any kind of trope, au and pairing, I'm open to anything except incest. I've never done smut, but with the right idea I could try it out.

Feel free to message me or use the ask button anytime you want!

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taylanasbrooklynbaby05 · 2 years

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mcu hc

(this probs happened)

Peter ordering the Avengers Starbucks:

Tony *confused*: What does mine say " Mr. Stark,sir" ?

Steve *amused*: Mine says, " Captain's fine looking ass”-

Bucky *unfazed*: Mine says, " Metal Arm Dude"

Clint *slightly confused*: Mine says, " Arrow Man"-

Nat *smiling*: Well mine says," Scariest Avenger"-

Bruce *grumpy*: Mine just says "Bruce Banner ''- why didn't I get a cool nickname??

Wanda *smiling but confused*: Mine says, " Scary Red Witch"

Scott *happy*: Ha- mine says, " Wizard"

Hope *unfazed*: Mine says, " Insect woman"

Strange *unfazed but secretly hurt*: Mine says, " Dr. Cloak Man"

Vision *confused*: Mine says, " Google"-

Sam *hurt*: Mine says," Birdman!"

Thor *smiling*: All of your nicknames suck, mine is just says " Zeus."

Loki *uncaring*: " God Of Mischief"- not surprised-

Shuri *slightly hurt*: Peter what does mine say "Nerd Girl"??

T'challa *thinks its funny b/c he's used to Shuri and Peter's Joke: Mine says, " Scary Man Cat"-

Rocket *angry*: Mine says, " talking rabbit." Geez whoopee-

Groot: I am Groot ( Translation: Talking Tree that I don't understand)

Quill: Mine says, " Peter 2.0" Really dude-

Gamora: Mine says, " Green Space Girl"

Mantis *disappointed*: Ohh mine says my name- aww I wanted a Nickname-

Nebula: Well mine says, " Robo Girl"

Drax *laughing*: Mine says, " Invisible Man"-

Rhodes *hurt*: Why does mine say, " Mr. Stark's friend" ?

Carol: Well mine says, " Aunt Carol"-

Peter: Guys our identities are secret. So I had to tell them casual nicknames so they wouldn't know who we are.

* Dead Silence*

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black-panther-incorrect · 1 year

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Shuri @ the ancestral plane: T'Challa can I tell you something? 🥺

T'Challa: Go ahead, little sister... 🥰

Shuri: I got hoes. 😎

T'Challa: ... Hoes? 🤔

Shuri: Yes. Hoes. 😎

T'Challa: Hoes Hoes? 🧐

Shuri: Hoes Hoes. 😎

T'Challa: Hoes?? 🤯

Shuri: Hoes. 😎

T'Challa: What hoes do you have? 💁🏿‍♂️

Shuri: More than you

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walshisaweedbrain · 1 year

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okoye: you think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!

t’challa:

shuri:

okoye: okay, fine. It’s like crack to me

#black panther #black panther incorrect quotes #shuri #t'challa #okoye

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kettlefire · 2 years

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A collection of Incorrect Quotes Generator results

Avengers & Danny Phantom Edition

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Danny: WHY. why did you give Peter a KNIFE?!

Tony: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Danny: Now I feel unsafe!

Tony: I’m sorry.

Tony: ... would you like a knife?

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Tony: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Danny: We got spring water

Tony: NO.

Peter: with EXTRA minerals

Danny: it's like licking a stalagmite

Tony: DON'T COME HOME.

Peter: Mmmmm cave water

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Thor: Natasha, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Natasha: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Thor: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Danny.

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Danny: If you had to choose between T'Challa and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Shuri: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

T'Challa: Shuri!

Danny: 63 cents.

Shuri: I'll take the money.

T'Challa: SHURI!!!

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Danny: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Bucky: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Steve?

Steve: Probably “road work ahead”.

Clockwork: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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mrsbradshaw01 · 18 days

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T'Challa near tears: Please, Shuri, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

#incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #the avengers #t'challa #shuri

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guardianreadersofthegalaxy · 1 year

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T’Challa: Gandhi said ‘An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind’

Shuri: No it doesn’t! How’s the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left, who’s still got one eye? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush!

Shuri: Gandhi was wrong

[from Seven Psychopaths]

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a-biochemist-not-a-bird · 1 year

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Nakia: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

T'Challa: Wow. They sound stupid.

Nakia: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

T'Challa: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Nakia: I guess you’re right. Hey T'Challa, I love you.

T'Challa: See! Just say that!

Nakia: Holy fucking shit.

T'Challa: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nakia, but they're too dumb for you.

Nakia: T'Challa.

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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male reader : [gasp and immediately take his cat to t'challa] look at him baby, one day you going to be like him!

t'challa : he not a panther-

male reader : [put his hand on the cat ears and let out offended gasp] don't tell him that, his feelings will hurt if he know that truth.

t'challa : wha- [sighed] yes, you going to be strong like me [pat the cat head]

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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T’Challa: USA.

Shuri: I need to Google that, holy fuck.

Shuri: IT'S REAL!

T’Challa: ?!?!

Shuri: IT'S FUCKING REAL???

T’Challa: THE UNITED STATES?!

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