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k9effect · 2 months

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Maverick, injured and on a lot of pain medication, speaking very fast: We have already been to like five different doctors. I had my ankles microwaved-

Iceman, deadpan and monotone: X-rayed.

Maverick, barrelling on: - they took my blood away to use for science-

Iceman: Cholesterol test.

Maverick: Ice had his sinuses... removed?

Iceman: Looked at.

Maverick: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it! That was weird.

Iceman, joking but still monotone: And that guy wasn't even a doctor.

Maverick: That-

Maverick: ...

Maverick: What?

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polar-equinoxx · 3 months

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Ice: *accidentally brushes his hand against Mav’s*

Maverick: *aggressively holds Ice’s hand*

Maverick: Fucking commit to it.

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ecoamerica · 20 days

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 23 days

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Iceman, meeting with Cain: Admiral, you’re not looking well.

Maverick, under his breath: He never does.

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residentroguescientist · 3 months

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Frankenstein: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Frankenstein: Except for my middle finger, give that to Dr. Jekyll.

#incorrect quotes #the glass scientists #tgs frankenstein #tgs jekyll

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iamfearless-andthereforepowerful · 3 months

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Jekyll: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Lanyon: You and me! Jekyll: *tearing up* Ok.

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 2 years

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[At the Top Gun Graduate Reunion]

Iceman: I'm married.

Maverick: *smiles proudly*

Iceman: Sometimes happily.

Maverick: *pouts*

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 6 months

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Spoiling You With All My Might -- Comte Collection Story Translation

I've been meaning to post this one for a while, as it's honestly in my top ten Comte events of all time. For this Collection story event, it was basically all the suitors comforting MC when she's stressed/tired/overworked. And lbr, who doesn't need that in their life?

Enjoy everyone, and just a reminder that I'm no professional--I just translate these for my own enjoyment. Without further ado:

In the early afternoon, when the hands on the clock are pointing to 3pm-- I was alone drinking tea in a quiet kitchen. (I’ve been busy lately…I think I’m a little burnt out.) My cup of tea was already empty, but somehow I didn’t have the energy to stand up-- Comte: MC, are you taking a break? Turning around revealed Comte standing in the middle of the doorway.

Okay but like. I gotta say just the thought of him peeking around the corner is killing me, he's the cutest man alive I swear

But also. Now I'm wondering if he's lowkey like IS IT MEOW MEOW TIME? MEOW MEOW T I M E!!!!!! pounces on the opportunity for quality time. Somehow that's even more adorable I'm going to explode from uwus

MC: Indeed I am. Would you like to have some tea, too? Comte: That’s an attractive invitation, but if you don’t mind, would you spend some time with me for a little while after this? MC: Go out with you…? Comte: I’m thinking of going for a walk. Would you like to join me? His hand was outstretched in a gentlemanly gesture that touched/eased my heart. MC: Haha, I’d love to.

I laughed a little at this because I'm definitely the kind of person that's like "omg pls, you are not beating the silly goose allegations!!!" over him being all suave over a walk together but. At the same time. HEART EYES M-- King of romantics everywhere. Gentleman of my heart. Mellifluous seducer have MERCY

More under the cut!

Comte’s escort led me to a forest a short walking distance from the mansion. As I walk alongside him, the sunbeams penetrate through the trees as they sway with the breeze. Comte: The weather is lovely today, making it a perfect occasion for a walk. MC: You’re right…the wind feels nice, too. As I walked slowly listening to the rustling trees, I could feel the fatigue/tension draining out of me little by little. (It feels like my heart is being cleansed. It’s so soothing…) Comte: … It was then that I noticed Comte gazing at me calmly.

As somebody who used to be plus ultra literally every minute of my life, this made me so softe inside. The way he cares so much about her ;-; he really said "I will die before I disrespect a girlboss, but also. I am here. For to help PLS. Also a crumb of attention...p l swleseskje...."

(Ah…by any chance) MC: Comte Comte: Yes? MC: …You invited me out for a change of pace, didn’t you? Comte smiled softly at my words. Comte: I just wanted to take a walk with you like this.

I do love how, especially in recent events, MC notices his gestures more and more 🥺💛💛💛💛💛💛 I think it's really cute that he wants to be sneaky sweet and supportive, and whenever she realizes it he's like. C'est moi? You're not fooling anyone pretty boy!!! I know you have brain cells up there!!! But also the sincerity in that last line, of how he really does also just want to spend some time with her. How he's always saying the most wonderful thing she can give him is her time.

Just put my body out to sea I can't do this anymore--

I was enveloped in the sound of his voice, warming my heart, and my feet stopped involuntarily. Comte: MC? MC: Every time you treat me so kindly like this…I’m so happy I could cry Jokingly, Comte turned around and spread his coat. Comte: If you want to do so, that’s okay too MC: Huh… Comte: After all, there is no one here but us. If you want to cry, you can cry. Comte wrapped me gently in his open coat and murmured in my ear. Comte: Like this, there will be no trace of tears left behind. MC: Oh… (It’s okay to cry…that’s not something you hear very often when you’re fully grown.) (Just hearing him say that in such a sweet voice makes my heart feel lighter…) (Comte really is amazing)

Honestly this part just made me melt, I have no words--I'm down bad fellas. We love a man who encourages his partner that its safe to be vulnerable 😭🙏🏼

But also I feel the need to say. Comte don't offer this to me because from that point on I will live in your coat. It will no longer be 'Comte's nice coat,' but rather:

MC: Thank you. But…Aren’t you spoiling me too much? When I looked up and asked him, he leaned over to drop a kiss to my forehead… MC: Oh… Comte: I see. I think I don’t spoil you enough. Comte’s long fingers reached out to wipe my eyes gently. Comte: MC, I love everything about you. Comte: Your fatigue and your tears, don’t forget that it’s my privilege to soothe them with these hands. He gazes deeply into my eyes, and I can’t help how my heart races in response.

So like. Do you ever just cry and die. Because.

I'm like somewhere between "WE GOT A 2319!!!!!!!!!" and inches from professing my eternal love and loyalty like some kind of lovelorn knight too afraid to even touch the radiance of their beloved. Comte how on earth am I supposed to look at you without being blinded. Sun that's too bright!!!!! That's too b r i g h t!

I just. "Your fatigue and your tears, don’t forget that it’s my privilege to soothe them with these hands." [muffled wailing noises] Did I ASK--

Mfer out here like 'oh the terrible fate of being tied to me for eternity' meanwhile every second of being with him is either dizzyingly passionate or like being wrapped up in the warmest, fluffiest blankie imaginable. I HAVE TO S T A N SIR--

MC: Ah, if you spoil me so much, I’m afraid I won’t be able to do anything on my own anymore. Comte smiled a little as I laughed deceptively in the hopes of hiding how delighted I was. Comte: That’s great. I’d love to see that, myself. The fingers that had been stroking my eyes slipped down my cheek to touch my lips. Comte: If you can’t manage to walk alone--I’ll be there to hold you up, and walk alongside you. His sweet whisper ends when his lips gently cover mine. MC: Mn… In the midst of his enveloping kiss, I gently entrusted my body to the person dearest to me--

Can I just ?????? Say????? How much I love MC being teasing/catty with him as the events go on. I LOVE it here. I think I really like how she grows into her own strength, and how she feels comfortable expressing her shyness without ceding that integrity. One thing I've noticed that I love in relationships is this ability to air grievances in a playful way, where the stakes are low--but the person can still express their feelings and be comforted. I think I like how it's not about putting pressure on the person, but getting it out in the open and resolved all the same. It just fills me with warm fuzzies c:

Also. "If you can’t manage to walk alone--I’ll be there to hold you up, and walk alongside you." Like not to beat a dead horse, but wow. Pretty sure this metaphysically changed me as a person. Thanks, I will never be the same. True love exists, [unhinged barking noises], etc etc

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callsigncurse · 5 months

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Judge: How do you plead, Mr.Seresin? Hangman: [looks at Rooster] Rooster: *mouths 'not guilty'* Hangman: hot milky Phoenix: for fuck's sake, just lock him up Rooster: *heart eyes for his himbo boyfriend*

#has this been done yet #tg: maverick #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #natasha phoenix trace #incorrect quotes #top gun incorrect quotes

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aintinacage · 2 months

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Phillip Carlyle takes Anne Wheeler to a dance | Domestic AU Night Out | @monthly-challenge

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ralphiesaces · 2 years

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maverick: beauty and the beast but reversed, I kiss the love of my life and they turn into a sick fucking monster and it's awesome

slider: shrek

iceman: conversation ended.

maverick: well wait a second-

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k9effect · 7 months

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Maverick: If a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Iceman: Well maybe you should have principles.

Maverick: You're right maybe I should.

Iceman: ...

Iceman: Wait a second-

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ecoamerica · 20 days

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The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!

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polar-equinoxx · 11 months

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Maverick: I need you

Iceman: For?

Maverick: Ever.

Ice, voice cracking: oh

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 1 year

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Maverick: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Iceman a little bit.

Goose, holding Maverick's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Maverick: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Goose: My mistake.

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residentroguescientist · 3 months

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Lanyon: Yeah, we’re friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Jekyll: Huh?

Lanyon: Huh?

Hyde, in Jekyll’s head: He said he would fuck you if you asked.

#incorrect quotes #the glass scientists #tgs henry jekyll #tgs lanyon #tgs hyde #jekyon

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iamfearless-andthereforepowerful · 3 months

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Hyde: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

#mine #the glass scientists #tgs hyde #incorrect quotes

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backgroundcharacterno15 · 25 days

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Furuta: Ok, I wasn't properly listening when this happened so you're gonna have to take this with a grain of sa-

Koori: bitch I'm gonna have to see a doctor because of the fuckton of salt I have to take with everything you say

#tokyo ghoul #furuta nimura #koori ui #tg incorrect quotes #someone actually said this to me and it's cracking me up to this day

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