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incorrect-luxborne · 4 years
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[after one of the better outcomes to the housewarming party]
Luke: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night.
Johannes: You were flirting with Hannah last night.
Luke: So? She’s my wife.
Johannes: You asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn’t.
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harley-style · 4 years
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I'll stick YOU in a wormhole!
Ashton, drunk off his ass heavily involved in a debate about conapiracy theories, probably
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freckled-lili · 6 years
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the letter + incorrect quotes // park and recreation, 4x05.
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incorrect-luxborne · 4 years
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Sweetie, remember how you said if I used a chainsaw I'd hurt myself? Well, you were wrong... I hurt someone else.
Possessed Hannah, to Luke, probably
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Rebecca: Say, Bella, what were exams like back in your country?
Isabella: Hell. I couldn't sleep.
Rebecca: Surely it can't be that bad?
Isabella : I'd like to see you try balancing 5 other projects due that same week that never seem to finish on top of passing Chapters 1 - 4 of a thesis while trying not to cry because your program crashed on you again /and you forgot to save/.
Rebecca: ...right. Well then.
Rebecca: Are...are you crying?!
Isabella: No! I'm not!
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incorrect-luxborne · 4 years
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Luke: No need to seize the last word, Johannes. I'll assume it was something clever.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Ashton: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
Marianne: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Rebecca: I saw you hanging out with Ashton the other day.
Isabella: R-rebecca, it's not what you think!
Rebecca: I shan't hesitate.
Rebecca: Bitch.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Rebecca: Someone from the PTA asked what we teachers called ourselves.
Rebecca: I believe the term is "long-suffering".
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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“According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution!”
-Luke Wright, probably
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Ashton: Alright, from now on, we’re going by code names. I want you all to call me “Eagle 1”. Zach, you’ll be “Been There, Done That”.
Zachary: Fair enough.
Ashton: When we refer to Isabella she’ll be “Currently Doing That”.
Isabella: Thanks, I guess?
Ashton: Mrs Wright, you’re “It Happened Once In a Dream”.
Hannah: It did!
Ashton: Wright, you’ll be “If I Had to Pick a Girl”.
Luke: Oh bugger off.
Ashton: And Becca… you’ll be “Eagle 2”.
Rebecca: Oh thank GOD.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Rebecca: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"
Ashton: What if it bites me and it dies?
Rebecca: That means you’re poisonous.
Isabella: What if it bites itself and I die?
Zachary: It's voodoo!
Hannah: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Rebecca: That's correlation, not causation.
Marianne: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Luke, winking: That's kinky
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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"One does not simply enter the Ermangarde Mansion,"
Isabella Santos, after getting the letter to her friends.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Luke: Johannes, am I right in thinking that there is no one else in this house? Johannes: No. Luke: Then there IS someone else in this house! Johannes: No, I’m sorry, I meant ‘no’ meaning ‘yes’. Luke: ‘No’ meaning 'yes’?! Look, just give me a straight answer - is there someone else in the house or isn’t there, yes or no? Johannes: Uh, no. Luke: No there IS or no there ISN’T? Johannes: Yes.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Rebecca: Listen up, teens. There’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.
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incorrect-luxborne · 5 years
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Luke: I feel like I have died and gone to Heaven.
Ashton: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.
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