#incorrect try guys

[incorrect-try-guys]

Keith: Okay, you're driving and Zach and Ned walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Eugene: Oh, definitely Ned. I could never hurt Zach.

Keith, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

#incorrect try guys #the try guys #incorrect quotes #eugene lee yang #zach kornfeld #keith habersberger

[totallycorrect-tryguys]

eugene: the lesson here is, don't stick your dick in crazy

keith: or just don't stick your dick in your sister

#try guys #eugene lee yang #zach kornfeld #keith habersberger #incorrect try guys #incorrect try guys quotes #incorrect quotes #welcome to more quotes from my friends

[naarinn]

Processing

#she's trying her best guys #incorrect quotes #spy x family #spy family #anya forger #spy x family anya #damian desmond #becky blackbell #spy x family manga #spy x family fanart #sxf #Can sleep now #Naarinn art

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "About this meeting. Please don't be mean about Emily's co-worker dying..."

Vaggie: "What makes you think I'd be mean about it?"

Charlie: "Vaggie. Your adorable evil grin is showing."

Vaggie: "What grin?" >:D

Emily: "Charlie, hello!!!"

Charlie: "Emily~! Thank you SO much for coming all this way!"

Emily: "Oh don't thank me, I'm happy to meet up with you again anytime. I'm just glad you're ok! Alive, in on piece, still perfectly huggable- And you too, Vaggie!"

Vaggie: "Yeah great." (at Charlie) "tell her tell her Now."

Emily: "Tell me what?"

Charlie: "We-ell... It's, kinda about Adam..."

Emily: "Is he dead?"

Vaggie: "Very."

Charlie: "T-there might have been a SMALL amount of dying-"

Vaggie: "He's very dead. We checked. A lot."

Charlie: "Vaggie-"

Vaggie: "With spears."

Charlie: "Vaggiiieee noooo..."

Emily: "What happened?"

Vaggie: "The next best thing to me killing him."

Charlie: "WHICH SHE DIDN'T! But. Um. Somebody else did."

Emily: "Oh. Did anyone... record it?"

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Charlie. Can we keep her."

Charlie: "Not if you ask me with an even worse evil grin like that no we can't."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #emily hazbin hotel #chaggie #chaggily #incorrect quotes #(me trying to think how vaggie and emily could bond) “Well they both suffered through working with adam so...” #Emily: “Yeah I know it's not a nice thing to think but honestly fuck that guy.” #Vaggie: “she's my soulmate” #Charlie: “And I'm your girlfriend??” #Vaggie: “we both have two hands charlie and so does she” #Charlie: “...that IS a good point...” #Emilly: “???”

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: [rambling]

Jason: [shushes her]

Y/N: …You tell me to shush? You tell me to what? You tell me to, huh? You tell me that I really shouldn’t worry, and I’m blowing it up?! But I’m falling in love! Do you want to break up!?

Jason:

#poor guy is just trying to think #batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #jason todd #jason todd x reader #red hood #red hood x reader #incorrect dc #source: emei - love me not

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now???? #i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS] #like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive??? #hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

[siriuslygay1981]

*Jily showing off their new baby and wanting to mess with the others*

James-We named her after my grandmother

*Lily nods*

James- Her name is Grandma

#marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #marauders #marauder era #the marauders era #the marauders #incorrect marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders girls #james potter #lily evans #jily #james x lily #lily likes to mess with everyone too guys #she definetly kept a straight face and convinced everyone it was true #james was fighting for his life trying not to laugh #i wouldve changed it for harry but lets imagine theyre preggo with a lil girl #so harry has a little sister

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Alice, coming out for the first time: Dad, this is Deb. She's my girlfriend

Bill: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!

#source: hazbin hotel #hes trying his best #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #alice woodward #bill woodward

[sandyman-on-a-pirateship]

well, well, well if someone isn't about to lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship:

#try guys #kaz brekker #inej gjafa #inej my queen #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #soc duology #shadow and bone #sab netflix #kanej #kaz x inej #kanej my beloved #grishaverse #consensual workplace relationship #inej gahfas #try guys drama

[incorrect-try-guys]

Zach: Can I tell you a secret?

Jared, struggling not to laugh: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

#source: psych #incorrect try guys #the try guys #incorrect quotes #eugene lee yang #zach kornfeld #keith habersberger #jared popkin

[totallycorrect-tryguys]

I'm sorry for this

#try guys #eugene lee yang #zach kornfeld #keith habersberger #incorrect try guys #incorrect try guys quotes #incorrect quotes #ok not an incorrect quote but i jsut have my usual tags #ned fulmer #unfortunately i have to tag him #believe me it pains me to #but this deserves to be seen #fuck ned fulmer

[wishiwasadruid]

Uther: What is going on here?!!!

Merlin:…Poet-

Arthur, covering Merlin’s mouth: I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#merlin #merthur #Leon in the background facepalming #merlin and arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlin x arthur #uther pendragon #try guys

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #77

*outside a poacher camp*

MC: I think this is a pretty good plan. What do you think, Amit? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Amit: Give me a second... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

Natty: That's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready, guys?

Sebastian: Alright, chums, let's do this. *starts running into camp* SEBASTIAN SALLOOOOWWW!

Poppy: Merlin's beard, he just ran in!

MC, running in as well: Sebastian! Stick to the plan, guys! Stick to the plan!

#Oh I wish we could have had all these guys tagalong for fighting bad guys lol #The interactions and dynamics would be hilarious #Poor Amit is dragged into it but he's trying #We know Sebastian is an impulsive guy #He totally would pull a Leroy Jenkins lol #amit thakkar #natsai onai #sebastian sallow #poppy sweeting #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes

[angel-syzygy]

husk: i’ve met a lot of people who couldn’t name all 7 continents

angel dust: you can, right ?

husk: of course i can

angel dust: good because one person in this relationship has to be able to

#this literally JUST happened #and he tested me! #made me name All Of The Continents #even after i said i was joking! #never trying to be funny around this guy again #haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost

[padawansuggest]

Helix: *goes to help pull a halfway melted part of Cody’s blacks up so he could cut it off, and get smacked on the hand for it* hmmm…

Cody: *did not mean to do that just got startled while he was trying to do the same thing to his left ankle, isn’t actually hurt just annoyed because melted blacks apparently stick to your body hair* …!!!

Helix: You know. I once had a dream where you drank so much coffee your body started to shut down.

Cody: …???

Helix: Yeah. I guess it starts with paranoia, huh?

Cody: -_- I think it has more to do with the shinies that tried to wax me with my own melted blacks.

Helix: Keep telling yourself that.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #commander cody #clone medix helix #I wrote this for the body shutting down joke #but now I need you guys to know that I’m giggling like crazy #imagining Cody desperately trying to hide from a group of shinies trying to yank strips of melted kute off him to wax him #Cody is a paranoid guy and he’s even more paranoid about Obi asking him why he has bald spots in bed later 😔 #😂 the fucking disrespect of those little bastards you helped raise 😤 #this one better not flop this is the funniest shit I’ve ever written in my life

[thunderkite01]

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#portal #chell portal #portal 2 #chell #chelldos #glados #wheatley #cave johnson #chelley #incorrect quotes #wheatley crab #apeture science #apeture #black mesa #half life 2 #halflife #hl2 #Literally the plot #try guys #zach kornfeld #ned fulmer #keith habersberger #eugene lee yang #the try guys #wife guy #john mulaney