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hihomeghere · 4 months
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I’m so normal about them
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thehargreevesfamily · 4 months
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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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highlyincorrect · 23 days
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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE
Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???
Diego; He’s asleep!
Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!
Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
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kasinonightlife · 2 years
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Viktor: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Diego: *Crouches down*
Klaus: *Kneels down*
Luther: *Sits on the floor*
Five: *Stands on a chair*
Viktor:
Viktor: I hate all of you.
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thehandl3r · 2 years
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Klaus: Hey, Five. Can I take you to my therapist next week?
Five: Why?
Klaus: She thinks I’m making you up.
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Y/n: I think I'm falling for you Five: Then get up Y/n: Right, why didn't I think of that? How stupid of me
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chaoticangelharmony · 11 months
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Klaus:Hey Five, I love you
Five:Why?
Klaus:You’re one of my brothers,I love you
Five:Are you dying?
Klaus:No
Five:AM I DYING?
Klaus:Why would I know that?
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incorrectklaus · 5 months
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Klaus: Has anyone seen my séance candle?
Diego: You mean the one you light to talk to the dead?
Klaus: No, the one I light to set the mood for my bath.
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sharkaiju · 2 years
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Five: Family isn't who you're born with, it's who you'd die for!
Five, looking at his siblings: And in this case possibly "with"
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captainwaffles · 7 months
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Diego: I’m not a father figure
Lila: what are you doing?
Diego, holding a knife over a sandwich: Stan doesn’t like the crusts
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graktung · 2 years
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stan: fuck
diego: hey! watch your fucking language
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hihomeghere · 6 months
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Klaus : I think the 7 of us should start a survival Minecraft world together
Five : No
Klaus : You could just say you hate me
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thehargreevesfamily · 3 months
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Diego: The great thing about apologies is that you don’t have to mean them
Diego: You know, I lie and tell Luther I’m sorry all the time
Luther: *glares at him*
Diego: I’m sorry
Diego: See?
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Viktor: Five won't come out of his room
Klaus: Just tell him I said something
Viktor: Like what?
Klaus: Anything factually incorrect
Five, arriving moments later: DiD yOu SaY tHe SuN iS a FuCkInG pLaNeT-
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frozenwafflesagain · 9 months
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The Hargreeves As Quotes From My Ongoing IRL Quote List
Luther: "I'm nothing but a man of missed opportunities."
Diego: "If I don't have clout, what do I have? My mustache?"
Allison: "Not to be rude, but I am so much better than you right now."
Klaus: "If you didn't want me to talk, you shouldn't have said my name."
Five: "I thrive off of scorn from people I don't respect."
Brella!Ben: "If this is heaven, I don’t want to know what hell is like."
Viktor: "It's a good thing I don't use my powers for evil."
Lila: "I'm not saying it's your fault, but I did everything right."
Sparrow!Ben: "When I'm in the room, all compliments go to me."
Grace: "I'm so good at having fun!"
Reggie: "It takes 3 generations to become content with no free will. Take away free will and there's no problems."
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thehandl3r · 2 years
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Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.
Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.
Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.
Diego: Lila no-
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