#incorrect twilight

[shoulderscars]

WHEEZE I CANT--

#twilight #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect twilight #laugh #carlisle cullen #charlie swan #steve rogers #captain america #tony stark #iron man

[notafraidofstopping876]

"'Why don't you go cry about it?' Nice try idiot I already did that"

-Edward Cullen at some point, probably

#source: ? #incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight #incorrect twilight quotes #incorrect twilight saga #incorrect twilight saga quotes #edward cullen #edward masen #edward masen cullen #edward anthony masen cullen #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight revival

[unhingeddumbass]

A normal day in the Cullen household:

Edward: Hey Jasper, what do you want to eat?

Jasper, in his thoughts: T̶̰̞̈́͝h̸̗͇̟̍e̷̪͉̺̮̕ ̵̗̈́̉s̴͈̠̤̞̅ö̶̤́̒̿̚u̷̟͚͉͆͆͌̚l̵͍̰͊̎s̷̻̬̤̺̃̎ ̸̧̭͙͖̐̃͝o̷̰̎f̴͎͂͌͝ ̷̻̬̈ẗ̶̥́h̷̝͎̏͌̌̓e̴̹̚͠ ̷̮͛͗͂ī̶̖͚̒̐̅ǹ̴͈n̶̢̫̿́o̴͓̬̞͛͑c̴̱̼̈̿e̶͓̩̫̼͝n̶̫͖̙͒t̵̜̟̹̮͌̃͋ ̴͓̆͑̀̅

Also Jasper, out loud, knowing too well Edward read his thoughts: A bagel?

Jasper's thoughts: N̷̨̖̥̥͕͗͑̅̅̀̔̓̊͝͝o̴̗͙̰̱͙͉̬̩͖̣͉͍̲͕͌̊̃͑̓͆̓̎!̸̮̎͗͒̍͐̓̅͛͛̿̈͠

Edward, pretending he didn't get creeped tf out by Jasper's inner monologue: Two bagels :D!

(Taken from a very old Vine, I just thought it applied to them 😂)

#who read it like the vine #source: vine #funny vines #jasper hale #edward cullen #incorrect twilight #the twilight saga #incorrect twilight saga #twilight meme #meme #jasper whitlock #the cullens #twilight fandom #twihard #robert pattinson #jackson rathbone #random #incorrect quotes

[bellas-strawberryshampoo]

someone on tiktok referred to the kardashians as “yassified volturi” and i can’t stop thinking about it

#volturi #kardashian #the kardashians #kuwtk #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight revival #bella swan #edward cullen #stephanie meyer #twilight renaissance #smeyer #incorrect twilight

[aline-the-cat]

I was just imagining how much more hilarious it would've been if the Cullens were in college xD

Like, im hs everyone tries to take themselves seriously, everyone gossip about them and they have a ✨️reputation✨️

In college tho, it would've been like:

"Who are they?"

"Ah those are the Cullens, you'll probably see them all over the place"

"They are so pale tho"

"Yeah, wait until you enter next semester"

Also they would be able to stay a few more years than expected

"Hey, didnt the cullens graduated last year?"

"Apparently they are going for a second degree"

"Wtf why? Are they even alive???"

"Who knows, I sometimes dont see them breathe for a while.... but anyway about the paper we have to do-"

Also I feel like it would be funnier if Bella was an undergraduate and her life and morals are twisted by final proyects and horrible teachers

"Bella, everything in me is design to kill, I've kill before, I'm a monster"

"A monster is Mrs Deborah giving us five assigments and three essays for thursday Edward"

Also, just imagine queen bee Alice being loved by all because she has all the question banks for the tests, Bella loves her and also low-key hates her when she teases her in exchange of them

"Why dont you just ask Edward? He literally reads the teacher's mind"

"I asked him once and he went on his 'we have to be good kids and do not bring attention to us' rants"

Alice, who is perfectly aware he was 75% messing with her: "Oh, I see"

Jacob 'I left school to be a werewolf' Black: "Bella whats wrong with you? Is that leech draiming yoi? Are you turning?"

"What? Noo!"

"But you are so pale, you have eyebags and you lool half-dead!"

"Yeah, its called 'end-of-semester"

Also, consider this: fratboy!Emmet 🙌🏻

#Im sorry about this #but hear me out #It would've been glorious! #incorrect twilight #twilight saga #Edward Cullen #Bella Swan #The Cullens #Emmet Cullen #Alice Cullen #Jasper Hale #Rosalie Hale #incorrect cullen family

[needahugfromesme]

Esme: Edward, dear, I can hear you dripping on my floors. Please change into something dry and mop that up.

Edward: These are my clothes.

Esme: THESE ARE MY FLOORS!

Edward: Then go clean them.

#incorrect twilight #esme cullen #edward cullen #midnight sun

[nekohrine]

when blue foundation said "felling any foe with my gays", I felt that

#this post goes to this blog because twilight is dark academia #incorrect twilight #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #twilight 2008 #twilight meme #🐀🐀🐀 #blue foundation #eyes on fire #blue foundation eyes on fire

[philosoforger]

#incorrect loid forger quotes #incorrect spy x family quotes #loid forger #spy x family #sxf loid #sxf #sxf twilight

[jabthemoth]

I'm back and worse than ever!

#Linked Universe #lu incorrect quotes #lu Hyrule #lu Legend #lu Wild #lu Twilight #lu Warriors #lu Sky #lu Wind #lu Four #lu Time #Jabberings #I started this in October last year #took a three month break #and finished it at 4pm this afternoon while having the Worst caffeine jitters I've ever had #I'm still vibrating like a Chihuahua it's awful #anyway enjoy

[skully-and-co]

Yor : *treating Anya's wound*

Yor : You know, Anya, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^^

Loid : /overhears/

Loid :

Loid : Frankie.

Loid : I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.

Frankie : Say no more, bish.

#spy x family #twiyor #twilight #thorn princess #has anyone done this yet? #loid x yor #anya forger #loid forger #yor forger #incorrect spy x family quotes

[just-another-product-of-today]

teehee

#linked universe #lu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #lu time #lu twilight #lu warriors #lu four #lu hyrule #lu malon #memes #lu memes #art by jojo as usual <3

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "These are the wings of a killer, Charlie."

Charlie: "Oooh."

Charlie: "..."

Vaggie: "....Charlie no."

Charlie: "Tickle-tickle-tickle~"

Vaggie: "NO THEY ARE NOT FOR TICKLING-! PFFTAHAHAHAHA"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #quote inspiration from: twilight #angsty vaggie vs charlie who probably thought she was dating a former murderer since day 1 and is so in love with HER adorable murder angel

[notafraidofstopping876]

Esme: Carlisle and I leaving for the next couple days so i left a jar full of advice. For example, this one says “Emmett, stop doing that” and it applies all the time

#esme cullen #carlisle cullen #source: ? #emmett cullen #twilight #twilight saga #incorrect twilight #incorrect twilight saga #incorrect twilight quotes

[bellas-strawberryshampoo]

he’s a 10 but you’re his own personal brand of heroin

#he’s a 10 but #edward cullen #twilight #bella swan #stephanie meyer #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #smeyer #incorrect twilight

[foxtamer113]

Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Yor: Is it working?

#Loid definitely needs better sleeping habits #Shdgagds #2 hrs a night is definitely not enough my guy #Let your wife love you to sleep #Sgdgsds #Spy x Family #SpyxFamily #SxF #LoidYor #TwiYor #LoiYor #Loid/Yor #Loid x Yor #Loid Forger #Yor Forger #Twilight sxf #Yor Briar #Yor Briar Forger #Thorn Princess sxf #Incorrect quotes #incorrect spy x family quotes #incorrect sxf quotes

[legendofzoodles]

Four: Try explaining your fight with Ganon or whatever evil was wrecking your kingdom, but without context.

Wind: Old-ass wizard kicks around some minors while the only other adult is a shapeshifting boat-man who prioritised claiming some triangles. Beat that. 

Four: I’m sorry, what?

Wind: That’s how Grandma saw it. But I get it, he did take a few pot shots at me and especially Tetra.

Time: [remembering when Ganondorf, chasing after Zelda on horseback, stopped his pursuit solely to blast a 9 year old in the face and monologue]

Time: Sounds like him.

---

Wild: Appointed knight finally fulfills his mission after waiting 100 years to reload his save.

The Chain: What?

Time: That sucks, I only waited seven. 

The Chain: What?!

---

Twilight: Local ranch-hand stops a nightmare induced apocalypse alongside an imp who’s a princess and a hermit, who’s also a princess.  

Time: [clears his throat]

Twilight: After screaming at the moon vocal coaching from a ghost stalking the entire journey, who wasn’t a princess. 

---

Sky: Local daydreamer wakes up, fights god, and wins. 

Wild: I mean...did you though?

Legend: Yeah, jury’s still out on that one.

---

Hyrule: Mute kid brutalises pigman after assembling wish granting triangles, and saves the princess. He does it again years later.

Wild: You were silent back then?

Hyrule: Well, I couldn’t speak because I didn’t know the language. After saving the first Zelda she asked members of the nobility teach me- and how to read and write.

Twilight: Did you bite them when they tried to scold you for getting an answer wrong?

Hyrule: You did that too?!

---

Warriors: Pairs of powerful fighters from across the ages band together to defeat creepy time sorceress, then conquer red-maned wizard. 

Legend: Ugh, the power of friendship. Really?

Warriors: Comradery, actually. 

Legend: [mimicking his tone] Cringe, actually. 

---

Legend: Which one?

Four: Choose your favourite.

Legend: [thinks for a moment] A scarf wearing hooded hobo breaks into my house on several occasions and stages a coup to save two worlds. 

Four: What...were you doing?

Legend: [sighing] All the hard work. 

~~~

Thanks for reading! 

Masterlist

9th place in the LU character design ranking

Character analysis posts:

Hero of the Sky, Hero of Time, Hero of Twilight, Hero of the Wild, Hero of Warriors

Parkour team - LU drabble

How each member of the chain laughs - LU headcanon

I didn't know what to do for Time since I've already made the speedrunning puberty joke and I don't know much about Four's adventures.

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