#incorrect twilight saga quotes

[alexlsf]

Carlisle : How do we deal with the Volturi ?

Jasper : Kill them

Carlisle : That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Emmett : Kill them only a little ?

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[notafraidofstopping876]

"'Why don't you go cry about it?' Nice try idiot I already did that"

-Edward Cullen at some point, probably

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[serialorangepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

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[fckedup247]

What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”

Meanwhile:

Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”

Edward: “it’s not that easy!”

Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”

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[gaypirate420]

.*⁠♡Jasper Whitlock-Hale Incorrect quotes part 2.♡*.

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[lookitsaworm]

Riley, creating a newborn army: This cannot be legal

Victoria, handing a wad of cash to Jane: .... Sure it is

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[queenofglassbeliever]

Esme: Have you been told the good news Bella? Carlisle and I have decided to adopt another child.

Bella: Wow, that's so great. Congratu-

Carlisle: *slams adoption papers down onto table* It's you. Sign here.

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[misspines]

Edward: Understand, Bella. We can't be friends.

Also Edward: *takes advantage of every little moment to interact with Bella*

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[wendigo-volturi]

Y/n: *banging a quill on the table out of frustration*

Caius: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Y/n: *blushing* I—

Y/n: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

I’m just thinking that Remus Lupin would hate the twilight series so much lmfao. Like he would despise it.

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[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

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[alexlsf]

Jasper : This is a mistake

Emmett, enthusiastically : A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day !

Jasper : But not today.

Emmett, still enthusiastic : Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess 😁

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[notafraidofstopping876]

The hottest thing a man can be is a little bit afraid of me

-Rosalie Hale at some point, probably

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[fanfictionroxs]

Basically what happened in Eclipse

Seth: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple… Embry: I really care about your feelings! Quil: I really care about YOUR feelings! Seth, turning their head: …and then there's the disaster couple… Leah: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Jacob: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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[fckedup247]

*Family time @ the Cullens (cause Esme definitely makes them do that)

Esme: “where’s Jasper?”

The Cullens: “??”

*meanwhile at forks old folks home*

Random 90 year old man: “Kids now a days wouldn’t know hard work if it hit them in the face, when I was their age I was fighting for my country in Nam”

Jasper as he reclines the sofa chair: “man I hear you Burt”

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[miss-morgans-lover]

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