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Klaus: If I run and leap at Diego, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.

Klaus: COMING IN! [Runs at Diego]

Diego: NO! KLAUS, I’M HOLDING COFFEE!

Diego: [Drops cup of coffee on the floor and catches Klaus]

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Diego: I’m more skilled than all of you.

Diego: I follow my morals and don’t listen to those who try and stop me.

Diego: I have life experience and have been hardened by it.

Diego: I’m tough, and mature, and-

Grace: Diego, your smiley face pancakes are done.

Diego: ₜₕₐₙₖₛ ₘₒₘ ᵢ ₗₒᵥₑ ᵧₒᵤ

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Allison: So… Which one of you guys is the big spoon and who is the little one?

Five: Neither.

Vanya: We’re chopsticks.

Allison: That’s kinda cute.

Five: Actually, it’s not. It just means that if you take either one of us away from the other, the only thing the other is good at is stabbing.

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The Umbrella Academy as people at parties

Luther: crying in the bathroom because his girlfriend left him

Diego: Gets into a fight

Allison: Makes out with someone in the bedroom

Klaus: absolutely drunk and high out of his mind

Five: drinking under the table

Ben: designated driver

Vanya: standing awkwardly in the corner

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