Elias: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Klaus: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Elias: What?
Klaus: What?
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What would Klaus say if Alfonse marries Caesar?
*The GoldenBacon Wedding, Caesar Giving a speech*
Caesar: They stole from me first!
Alfonse: Mhm.
Caesar: Stole my heart...
Klaus, interrupting by yelling: It is still illegal to commit murder.
Everyone at the wedding: O.o
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Quick self introduction before the first posting
Gender: Female
Age: 20+
Occupation: Korea
Other social media: YouTube, Reddit, Discord, Naver Blog, Instagram, X (don't use the last two much)
Hobbies: Reading otome isekai webnovels, playing otome games(mobile only), imagining, writing fantasy stuff, doodling
Characters I like: Timekeeper cookie(Cookie Run), Kuromi(Sanrio)
Games I like:
I'm especially obsessed with
Solmare's SWD series: mainly Wizardess Heart and Blood in Roses, but Lost Alice and The Niflheim as well
Cybird's Ikémen series: Ikémen Vampire, Ikémen Prince
Actually I'm attached to SWD more, especially Wizardess Heart and Blood in Roses...
But I do adore Ikeseries too.
Note: English is not my first language so I may say something grammatically incorrect. Excuse me in advance.
Quick self introduction end!
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Klaus: No, it’s out of the question Serge! You are way too dangerous!
Serge: Dangerous? Me? How so?
Klaus: Does the disappearance of Atlantis ring a bell with you?
Serge: I’d had too much cheese.
Klaus: The Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Serge: I didn’t see it!
Klaus: Dinosaurs!
Serge: Oh yeah okay I did go too far there. But I was young!
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Clive: The stress of all of you has caused me to go into depression.
Zeus: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out?"
Clive:
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Elias: *Yawning while rubbing at his eyes.* Hey, what time is it?
Alfonse: *Tiredly looks up from his project on the table* I don't know. Here, hand me that harmonica over there.
Elias: Wait what are you-
Klaus: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE HARMONICA AT TWO IN THE MORNIG?!
Alfonse: *Looking at Elias.* It's two in the morning.
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I live in fear someone will kidnap my former brother Alfonse who lives at 822 58th st Apt 2 on the 4th floor, keeps his door unlocked can’t miss it
Klaus, probably
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He's throw himself in front of a train for fun
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What this?
Professor Schuyler: So, today class I will teach you all how...
Luca Orlem: Ditch class?
Elias Goldstein: Luca, no!
Professor Schuyler: If you leave again, you might fail.
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Joel: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?
Liz, appalled: Language!
Elias: Yeah, watch your fucking language.
Luca: Okay, who taught Elias the fuck word?
Yukiya: "The fuck word."
Klaus: Are you all stupid? You all use the f word all the time.
Elias: Oh my God, he censored it.
Yukiya: Say fuck, Klaus.
Elias: Do it, Klaus. Say fuck.
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Klaus: Actually, if you remember, I'm in charge!
Liz: We remember-
Sigurd: We just don't care.
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(in the classroom, after Luca teased Liz)
Liz: go fuck Elias.
Luca: I'm trying, can't you see?
Yukiya: what.
Elias, from across the classroom: W H A T?
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