#incorrectb99quotes

[ther00mofrequirement]

criminal: we have your daughter

holt: i don't have children

criminal: then who's this lesbian that's been singing Taylor Swift for 2 hours?

holt: oh my god they have jake

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[guinevereweepy]

Amy: What are you doing?

Jake: I'm trying to be flirty. Is it working?

Amy: not really

Jake: Curse you, Yahoo! Answer!

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that episode where rosa got sick and gina locked her in a closet

Rosa: Ah! I can't breathe in here!

Gina: Yeah you can! Plus there's snacks and a coloring book in there for you.

Rosa: *angrily opens and eats crackers and cheese dip*

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