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Reed : [watching Ben drink coffee] Ben, why are you making that face ? Is the coffee bad or something ?

Ben : Johnny put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and I refuse to let him win.

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Johnny: Why are you like this?!

Sue: I think the better question is why aren’t YOU like this? I raised you! You should be EXACTLY like this!

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Peter : Why can’t overly attractive people show some f*cking compassion and not stand right next to me in public ? I got my Unique Look & Rough-Edged Intrigue sh*t going on. You come stand too close and people start realizing I’m just an economy class guy in a nice shirt. Keep your poreless HD ass away from me.

Johnny : *sobbing* I’m sorry.

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Johnny : [kicking open the door] Make way everyone ! Most beautiful man in the world coming through !

Jen : Yeah, we get it you’re pretty, but-

Wyatt : [Is guided into the room by Johnny]

Jen : Oh my bad carry on

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Kidnapper : [on the phone] We have your son.

Reed : What ? We don’t have a son.

Kidnapper : Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his PBJs ?

Sue : Oh god.

Ben : They have Johnny. Listen, can you keep him ?

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Reed: And what if that doesn’t work?

Ben: Then I’ll punch him really hard until he falls down. That always seems to work.

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Namor: I think I’m falling for you.

Sue: Get up.

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Peter : Look, we have to work together on this mission so let’s make peace. What do you say we change the tone a bit and both say something nice about each other ? I’ll go first. Look at you. There’s no way around it, you’re a beautiful man.

Johnny : Thank you.

Peter : No it’s your turn.

Johnny : I never agreed to that.

Peter : You beautiful son of a b*tch

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Ben : Why can’t YOU do it ?

Johnny : Uh… Because of my medical condition ?

Ben : Really ?

Johnny : Well, I get this allergic reaction to effort. The symptoms are dangling arms, constant eye rolls, and a breathing problem that makes me sigh a lot.

Sue, yelling from the other room : BEING LAZY IS NOT A DISEASE!

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Johnny: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

Jen: Johnny, this is real life, not an excellent movie.

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Sue: Why don't you invite some friends from school?

Johnny: That's a great idea. Too bad I don't have any.

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Johnny: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I'll wait.

Wyatt: You and me.

Johnny, tearing up: Alright.

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Namora : What situation isn’t immediatly improved by fishnets ?

Namor : Being a fish ?

Namora : Well sh*t.

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Crystal: Mrs. Richards, I'm asking your permission to date your brother.

Sue: What is this, the Dark Ages?

Sue: You know what? Since you've asked me, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

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Johnny: My aunt Marygay always said, "Bad news first, because the good news is probably a lie!"

Johnny: Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

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Sue: Truth or dare.

Reed: Truth.

Sue: How many hours have you slept this week?

Reed: Dare.

Ben: Go to sleep.

Reed: I don't like this game.

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