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*Grandmaster suddenly enters Loki's bedroom*
Grandmaster: Loki, why haven't you dressed yet?
Loki, covering himself with a sheet: I just don't have any clothes to wear.
Grandmaster: Of course you have clothes!
*Goes and opens the closet door*
Grandmaster: You have shirts, pants ... oh hello Y/N, jackets ...
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bisexualturin · 6 years
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Beleg: I feel like doing something stupid.
Túrin: I’m something stupid. Do me.
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ilunaxel · 5 years
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The Sanctum can be creepy. Thanks to
@incorrectthorquotes for the picture idea.
@ironstrangehaven
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stxrdrxp · 5 years
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But hey yeah go follow my marvel blog because the things that are due will be there.
@/incorrectthorquotes
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symbioticfury · 6 years
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My day one ThorBruce Week one shot is almost done. It's a little over due but I got some writers block well as real life popped up.
Will be posted to @incorrectthorquotes
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Thor: *pushing on a door that says pull*
Loki, filming: push harder
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[outside in front of a burning building]
Thor: Loki! What did you do!?
Loki: *looks back at burning building*
Loki: My best.
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Loki: Thor, you almost ready?
Thor: hold on now, a god's gotta take his time getting pretty. You think all this was an accident?
Loki: yes, yes you were.
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Loki: quit that.
Y/N: quit what?
Loki: doing that.
Y/N: doing what?
Loki: oh for Odin's sake! *kisses you*
Loki: you see what you do to me, dove?
Y/N: *blushes* Loki, you're too much..
Loki: no, you are <3
Thor, sitting behind them: *chip crunches loudly* I LOVE you two as a couple. I mean seriously. Relationship GOALS.
Loki: ...at least swallow it first, brother..
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y/n: You’re so dramatic
Loki, holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in green with his helmet on, draped across a piano: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Growing up with Loki Laufeyson would include:
Frigga making him spend time with you, but he grew to like you by the first hour
Causing mischief everywhere the two of you go
Him secretly teaching you basic spells
Putting flowers in Loki's hair while he reads
He can't say 'no' to you
You can't say 'no' to him
Loki calling you 'my love' or 'my queen' even when he isn't courting you
Thor teasing the two of you all. the. time.
Calming Loki down when he is upset or jealous
Being able to speak to each other by reading each other's minds when the two of you attend a royal event, and can't speak outloud
Him pranking you by going invisible to tickle you during tutoring
Loki got the two of you in trouble when you started laughing extremely loud
Rarely having fights
Jealous when you talk to other guys
Being mistaken as a couple when you two start getting older
Frigga being like a mother to you
Him telling stories about other realms when you can't sleep
Loki always going soft for you
Holding hands on the way to swim in a lake
(I'm soft from that thought)
Both of you realizing that butterfly feeling is l o v e a little bit before Thor's coronation
A/n: feel free to request some headcanons, ships, blurbs, etc.
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y/n: You don’t like to admit it, but if anyone was mean to Thor, you’d mess them up
Loki: Psh, no-
Thor: *coming into the room w/ a pout on his face* Steve said he’s gonna take away Mjölnir :<
Loki: *standing up* Not if I kill him first
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Loki: faking your death is way easier than dealing with people.
Y/N: people, as in, not me, right?
Loki: My dove, if I fake-die, you are coming with me :)
Y/N: awe That's-
Thor: How about we DON'T fake-die for a second?! Please?!
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y/n: OK, I have no feelings for Loki. No feelings at all. I might have had some feelings for him, but now they're all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've ever had feelings for Loki.
Loki: hey, y/n. How've you-
y/n: I love you.
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Loki: guess what I stole
y/n: my heart
Loki: no I stole this- Wait what?
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Loki: haha! That is the ugliest hat I've ever seen, y/n!
Y/N: oh, whatever!
Thor, walking by: haha! nice hat, y/n! *makes gagging noises*
Loki: doN'T TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT, YOU OAF!
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