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[reality-detective]

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[caught-a-dragonfly-blog]

Getting cognitive tests done rn for ~reasons and boy were the verbal math questions my literal hell on earth

#i got so upset lol #by the time he finished a question i had already forgotten the first few numbers and what i was supposed to do with them #the general trivia was also not great #memory and verbal expression are...not great areas for me #so yea #if u ever want a kick in the nuts get an iq test done #lmaoo #sarah txtpost

[chaoticneuralnet]

I had a conversation the other day about IQ tests.

I was asked why I didn't take an IQ test myself. And it just... Made me curious.

What benefit is there to taking one?

If you get something below your expectations, you're going to be disappointed and it's going to hurt your confidence.

If you get what you expect, nothing changes.

If you get above what you expect, you're going to be disappointed that you haven't realised that potential, and it's going to hurt your confidence.

I see zero net gain from this, but perhaps someone else can enlighten me. When you set aside the actual discourse around IQ tests and just accept them as a viable metric of measuring intelligence, what benefit is there to taking one?

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[mr-smith-stories]

IQ Test #1 Leonard Philips

Leonard Philips opened the door slowly and stepped into the room. It was a little alcove, with a polished wooden arch extending from the wall above the bookcase. On the bookshelf were volumes of psychology and economics, in addition to philosophy. There was a table in the center of the room where a man by the name of Mr. Smith sat, a thirty something year old tall lanky man with sand colored hair. Mr. Smith was there to give Leo an IQ test today- Leo had previously scored 190 on the test, and at 16 years of age was already a senior at MIT, but people weren’t convinced Leo was actually a genius. The purpose of this test was to double check that fact.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Smith,” Leo said congenially. “How are you?”

“Not well,” Replied Mr. Smith.

Leo was taken aback. “And why is that?” He asked.

“Because you’re here,” Mr. Smith snarled.

“What do you mean?” Asked Leo.

“I have to give these IQ tests to you stuck up jerks every f-ing day. You all think you’re so much better than me. I bet you think you’re really clever, don’t you Jack?”

“My name is Leonard-“ Leonard began.

“Don’t interrupt me! You think I’m stupid, don’t you?”

“I never said that,” Leonard said. “Maybe we should get started on the test.”

“I thought we could just play Jenga instead. I bet you’re not smart enough to beat me at Jenga. I came in one hundredth place at a tournament last weekend. There were a lot of us too- one hundred and twelve.”

“We’re not here to play Jenga, I just want to take my IQ test.” Leonard said.

“Fine,” Said Mr. Smith. “Sit down, you stuck up intellectual jerk.”

“O-kay,” Leo said, pulling out a metal chair and sitting down.

“First test- spell go.”

“Go?” Asked Leo.

“Yes, spell go. I know it’s a hard word to spell, which is why I’M the genius here. I’m a good speller.”

“G-o.” Said Leo.

“Wrong. It’s N-g-o. The “n” is silent.” Said Mr. Smith smugly.

“That’s not how you spell “go.”” Leo said.

“Don’t contradict me! I’m perfectly qualified to give this IQ test! I made it all the way through Elementary School.”

“Do you mean you never even made it to Middle School?”

“Shut up! I dropped out of middle school! It was too hard and it was my dream to work on a puppy farm!”

“Did you work on a puppy farm?”

“No, but I did work at McDonald’s for fifteen years before I got this job.”

“Ok.” Leo said. “Please continue the test.”

“Spell “go” backwards,”

“Are you serious?” Asked Leo. “O-g.”

“Wrong. It’s K-o-g. The k is silent.”

“Why does it have different letters spelled backwards?” Asked Leo. “That makes no sense.”

“That’s how my parents taught me to spell at eight years old. My Dad’s really smart. He works on a puppy farm cleaning up the puppy excrement. That’s why it’s my dream if this doesn’t pan out.”

“That’s not something to aspire to,” Said Leo.

“Let’s move on to math, so- called- genius. What’s one plus one?”

“Two. How do you expect me not to know this?”

“Wrong, Einstein. It’s fourteen.” Smith said with a cocky laugh. “I’M a genius.”

“One plus one is not fourteen!” Leo exclaimed in frustration. “How do you even have this job? You don’t know what you’re doing.”

“My parents blackmailed the university into giving me this job. They said if I didn’t get it, they would tell everyone that the dean watches Dancing With The Stars.”

“Why is that a bad thing?” Asked Leo.

“My Dad convinced the dean it doesn’t make him a real man.”

“That’s absurd,” Said Leo.

“Well, it got me the job. Next test- vocabulary. Define the word ‘turtle.’”

“It’s an animal with a shell-“ Started Leo.

“Wrong! Turtles have a lot of fur and four legs, and sort of long necks. They can be found in a petting zoo.”

“I think you mean a “llama.”” Said Leo.

“I don’t know what that is,” Said Mr. Smith.

“Ok,” Leo said. “Please continue.”

“Test five- how do you get away with murder?”

“What?” Asked Leo.

“If you can’t answer it you’re not a genius, I’M a genius.”

“I’m not answering that. I don’t know why you would even ask that.” Leo said.

“I can do it. I have dead bodies in my refridgerator. I had to take all the food out to make room and now it’s all spoiled. I’m not really sure why.”

“Why have you not been arrested?” Asked Leo. “You’ve KILLED people!”

“My Dad bribed the cops to look the other way. He brings them snacks every day. They don’t do a thing.”

“That’s horrible!”

“Next question. Tell me every single digit in pi, including the undiscovered ones, or you’re not a genius.”

“It goes on forever!”

“Then you’ll just have to go on forever, or you’re not that smart.”

“I’m leaving,” Leo said. “This is ridiculous.”

“Then you’re no genius!” Mr. Smith yelled as Leo got up to leave. Then he said in a singsong voice, “Leo’s not a genius! Leo’s not a genius!”

“Whatever, you freak,” Leo said, and walked out of the room while Mr. Smith giggled and stuck out his tongue.

Fin.

***

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[weaver-z]

I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

#i'm not taking the test but i am doing research into the kinds of questions these use #this one was on the mensa qualifier (which seems to have been written when dinosaurs walked the earth)

[daemoninfluff]

,,,, kinda mad rn cause I spend ca 7 min each on two IQ tests (one of them said it was for free) and for both I'm supposed to pay to get my results

#I'm reading Eureka fics and I kinda want my IQ to be 111 obv #like I could understand if you had to pay to get exact information about what you're good in and what not but no #you don't even get the number #EVEN THO IT SAID FOR FREE #and yea you have 20 minutes for the 20-22 questions but most of it was either spatial thinking or 'what comes next' which is eZ #I forgot the word for it but y'all know when it's like 8 18 9 and 36 46 23 so the answere for 10 20 is obv 10 etc #anyways where can I do an IQ test in rl without anyone breathing down my neck cause when they had me do one when I was like 8 the doc's #assistant didn't like me and always had me explain my reasons for answers which is why it took a looong time #fluff whining again

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[lenteur]

sometimes i'm so bad at math that i genuinely wonder if i went to school and learnt it or if it was a fever dream

#i've been doing those iq tests lately and there are always math/number related questions and i'm like ... idk the answer to that #or worse i'm so sure of my answer and then they say NOPE you're wrong #it hurts my soul but i have accepted the fact math and i are not friends #i'll keep training until the formulas enter my brain / until i understand how it works #wish me luck #smal talk

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[evilminji]

Actually? You know what would be darkly hilarious?

If, when the GIW can't get ghosts declared both malicious AND non-sapient/sentient? They push for "dumb animals" instead.

Which is accepted. Ghosts are animals. Checks out, says scientists everywhere.

HOW "dumb"?

What? Says the GIW, mid-victory high fives. They did not expect a follow up question. They SHOULD have, as this is the SCIENTIFIC community and that is literally their job, but here we are.

How. "Dumb"? The scientists repeate slower. What methodology did you use? What is your sample size? Are their different sub-species? Is this dimension like ours? Is Ghost the equivalent to Mammal? It says here their are humanoid ones.

What IQ are we talking about here and HOW DID YOU TEST??

A goldfish, parrot, and dolphin are all animals. WILDLY different levels of intelligence. You can't treat them the same. Technically speaking, WE are animals.

The GIW does not like where this conversation is going. Tries to shut it down.

.......well NOW the scientists are both offended AND invested. How DARE you try to push faulty science and hide the Truth from them! They're gonna do their OWN studies! *picks up the phone and dials that one embarrassing spiritualist friend they had in college* Hey! You still think you can summon ghosts? I'll pay you to try it for Science!

And like? As a Ghost? It's degrading as hell. But ALSO these fuckos just Whoopsie'd you into having both protections under the law, since animal abuse IS illegal, AND just put the ENTIRE planets scientific community on their asses.... by accident.

So you take a deeeeeeep breath you don't even need. Remember you're doing this for the little ghost babies and fluffy ghost animals. And show up at a research facility like "yes, hello, I am Ghost. Here for you to poke and prod at. Please ask me to name the object on the flash card or whatever IQ tests do these days."

Should you HAVE to prove your own fucking sentience? No. But? You do it. You're even polite about it. Ask for a copy of the study they plan to publish so you can BEAT some mother fuckers with it. The scientists nod in understanding and use the BIG font for your copy so it'll hurt more.

They've been there.

And just? Shitty people getting what they wanted only to have it blow up in their faces?? I see all these angst "but what if they were declared ANIMALS" prompts and I just?? Are we talking PARROT or goldfish!? One has the average intelligence of about a human 4yr old and the other is a FISH! People get RIGHTFULLY furious when you treat INTELLIGENT animals badly.

And would, in fact, adapt pretty easy to discovering one of said animal has become HUMAN lvl intelligent. It's easy to grasp the idea of human intelligence lvl dolphin or monkeys. Maybe there was some mutated strain, maybe in uetro tampering. Who knows. But if I tried to sell you a human intelligent housefly? Gold fish? Lizard?

You wouldn't believe me. There is some kind of trick at play.

So if GHOSTS are seen as animals? Everyone nods and then later? Someone comes in TV and very excitedly informs you "we found INTELLIGENT LIFE amongst the ghosts!" You'd believe it. Probably be really excited by your conversation starter for the day. Get a taco and move on with your life.

But? Having to willing sit for a barrage of testing? Is going to suuuuuuck so bad. Poor Danny. SATs all over again. For HOURS. At multiple facilities, just to be CERTAIN it's not a one off. All because he not certain he can insure good behavior from other ghosts and This Is IMPORTANT. He ALSO can't be certain it's even SAFE.

Might be a trap.

But if he has to do it again and again and again? Mexico to Bavaria to China to the Maldives? If this is what it takes for the scientific community to bitchslap the GIW into ORBIT before the UN? Hand him that pencil.

He has no where more important to be.

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