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richie: what is love?
eddie: an emotional minefield
stan: it's a neurochemical reaction
bev: baby don't hurt me
richie: THANK YOU BEV
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yashawiki · 5 months
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Richie: Hey, guys. Do you set any kind of reminders for yourself?
The Losers: Yeah, why do you ask?
Richie: *looks at Pennywise who constantly says 'Gay, gay, homosexual, gay'*
Richie: So I need to turn one off-
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byler-is-endgame7 · 2 years
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stan DEFINITELY corrects everyone with “actually,” whenever they say something wrong 
and richie DEFINITELY mocks him all the time for it 
“this is gonna cost us $3.00 we won’t have enough guys” 
“actually, stan,” *pushing up glasses* “it’s $2.99 so-”
“richie sHUT UP”
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heartthingsstuff · 9 months
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*Mike and Will looking at a locked gate into a park*
Mike : Aw. :(
Will: You know what they say.
Mike : Please don’t-
Will: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Mike : Fuck-
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derrydeer · 1 year
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watching the saw franchise:
Richie: (to bill) you know, you remind me a lot of that guy from the first movie
Bill: Adam? The dead one?
Richie: Yeah. He’s a lot like you
Stan: how?
Richie: he’s a whiny little bitch. all he does is whine and cry
Bill hits Richie with a pillow
Bill: That’s rude and wrong. Right, guys?
Stan and Eddie watch the movie quietly and avoid the question
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marce-mallow · 27 days
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Richie: We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses.
Richie: For instance, I look down and see that roach there, and I tell myself, “I can’t eat that.”
Eddie: Do I need to slap you in the face?
Richie: Let’s focus.
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greenpidge101 · 1 year
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Bev: they’re both stubborn, hotheaded, and brutally honest. *comparing Eddie and Stan*
Richie: oh dear lord, I’m marrying Stan!
Bev: duh
Richie: aww, I kinda love that
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eddospaghetto · 10 months
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Bill stan and richie as smth that my friends said to me the other day
Bill: Stop j-juggling those gloves and help me move this b-bench.
Stan: but Bill, He can't stop juggling. That's his job. Cause he's a clown.
richie: *taken aback*
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person4924 · 2 years
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Eddie: so you aren’t going to help me?
Richie: Nope
Eddie: And nothing i can do can convince you otherwise?
Richie: i didn’t say nothing
Eddie: and i’m not marrying you
Richie: then i’m not helping you
credits to: @akwardsilince for the thingy
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ashishere0w0 · 1 year
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Another one for the gays
Eddie: HELP IM DROWNING
Richie: Chill it's only 6 feet deep
Eddie: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL
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missriddle03 · 2 years
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Mike: What do you say on the phone?
Eddie:Hello? Germs can't be passed through a phone, right??
Beverly: yes?
Richie: *fake coughs*
Stanley: Stanley uris
Ben: new kids on the block is now on the phone
Bill: No Georgie is dead this is his brother bill
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richie: i don't know how to tell you this, but... i love you.
eddie: that's great, richie. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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bagerfluff · 7 months
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Richie: Hey, how did my phone break?
Eddie: You were drunk yesterday.
Richie: And?
Bill: You threw it.
Richie: Why?
Y/n: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”
Richie: And why didn’t you stop me?!
Stan: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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lovelymad · 2 years
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Bill: S s s stanley and I have a r r really good r r r r relationship
Bill: we finish each other's s s s s s ...
Stan: sandwiches?
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cosmicbrowniefan · 2 years
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the losers club and the party at an arcade
bill: obsessed with winning all the cards in the token shooting games
dustin: shaking the token shooting game machines to try and move the cards to the edge
bev: is a ski ball LEGEND
ben: playing ring toss and is having fun :)
mike w: playing ring toss and is SCREAMING every time he misses
max: beating richie at every game
richie: screaming about how max is beating him at every game
eddie/lucas/will: taking up three claw machines in a row for literally 45 minutes
mike h/el: spending all their money in the photobooth and then complaining that they don’t have any money left when they go to play games
stan: sitting in the corner eating some gross arcade food and checking his watch for when it’s time to leave
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losersclublol · 2 years
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patty: we’re in slaybor !
stan: stop calling it that please
patty: birth the house boots down
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