Happy "Die Geschäfte sind geschlossen drei Tage lang" to All my fellow Germans.
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Before and after the Winter Journey, 1911
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Having a uterus is WILD because I'll be just fine right up until the blood moon rises, and I become the most bloodthirsty feral bitch in the world. But this is fixed with some nice white pills (ibuprofen) and I'm fine again UNTIL I end up suffering from blood loss and become the most miserable, washed out bitch in the world. Then I have to take the nice red pills (iron and vit C supplements), except these don't work immediately and I continue being a miserable bitch until they start working and I'm normal again, then I have to beg for forgiveness from everyone I wronged and promise never to do that again, and the whole cycle repeats every fucking month.
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trying to outline a new story like
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Apollo: *touches the sauce pan and almost burns his hand* GOD HOT BELTED WAFFLES!
Apollo: Wait a minute... I'm alone. I can swear for real!
Apollo: *breathes in* SON OF A B-
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From: @dirtytwenny on twitter
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i'm so glad we're being insane about agnes montague on the dash tonight
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everyone: lena luthor is a villain / lena at any given moment: 🥺?
the entire world: lena, one of the luthors, evil cold blooded murderers, always scheming, manipulative, xenophobic—
kara danvers: lena 🥰 brilliant, kind-hearted, beautiful soul 😍❤ world saving genius scientist 😳🔬 very cute person who turns liquid under gentle words & hands 🥺
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sometimes i come back to reality from my alternative universe in which i think i would be able to make billy motherfucking loomis and stu BUH-GA macher fall love with me enough to start a poly relationship, keeping me alive as their final girl with me being a-okay about the murders; and only then i realize i'm fucking delusional.
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Edelgard stans when you ask for a source on their arguments:
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You all can always send in asks bout my AUs btw, or anything else. I am just bad at answering imidiatly, i have some asks sitting in my inbox... sorry to all the people who send me an ask that i didnt repply to yet i promise i will eventually
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Find it so funny how I literally graduated uni today but I was more excited to come be horny on tumblr as soon as I had free time than actually getting my degree lmao
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i love when songs talk about the interstate that shit always fucks
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