#its a cat

[ghostbsuter]

"And? What did you decide on?" Duke asks, fork slipping from his mouth and chewing, focused on Danny.

The boy in question hums. "Oh yeah, I'm totally joining in on the nightlife."

The statement has all of them stopping in their tracks, blatantly staring at the still eating boy.

"This will be my emo arc, daylight vigilante turned dark."

Tim snorts, Jason gives a smirk, nudging the eldest sibling next to him from his frozen state.

"Ooooh," Steph leans forward. "Have you decided? Bat or Bird?"

"New name?" Cass jumps in on the questioning with a small smile, eyes crinkling.

"Will you be joining us tonight then, danyal?" His twin speaks up for the first time during dinner, eyes narrowed and calculating.

"Yes." Is the short reply, with the way damian's lips turn down and displeasure makes itself clear, the intention of giving such a short answer has been met.

"Danny," Bruce gains the attention, leaning forward with his fingers interlocked and brows furrowed with what must be worry.

"Are you sure? I don't want you to feel pressured into this just because everyone else is—"

"I'm more than sure, B!"

The man sighs. "And I won't be able to stop you?"

"Mhm." He gives a nod.

"Okay," his shoulders sag in defeat. "Do you have everything then—?"

"Yep!"

"Even—"

"B, I'm pretty sure I got everything, you can, if in your opinion I am missing something, give it to me later!"

Danny grins, pushing himself up from the table and rounding around towards the door.

"Besides! My whole get up will be a suprise!! So stay awake folks because I'm gonna blow ya all away."

As he leaves, Steph and Duke make sounds of anticipation, curiosity eating at all of them.

(They dont know whats gonna hit 'em.)

"I'm betting 50 bucks that he's gonna be a bat."

Alfred shakes his head at the newfound excitement.

—

What an exciting night.

There is still no sight of their newest, despite oracle's teasing, having apparently already been included in the suprise.

"Well well well," a sly, yet teasing voice makes itself into the open. Catwoman, in all her glory, walks up to the group of bats and birds.

"If it isn't the bat, what's with the gloomy face?"

Batman gives her a nod. "Cat."

Her eyes roam the group and she tilts her head. "Everyone seems to be here tonight." She comments.

"We're waiting," the man shares. "Our newest decided to be more secretive about his debut."

Catwoman gives him a smug smirk. "So I have heard," a chuckle. "I've come here to introduce you to someone, truthfully."

"Oh? Who is it?" Nightwing perks up, having finally decided to join in.

"Me."

Some yelp, whip their head around and away from the lady in black, gasps and cooing (particularly from steph) fill the roof and Danny joins them.

He wears black combat boots, they're heavy just from the look, but make no sound as he jumps around. The front of the boots look like cat paws, they're reaching up to his knees.

Then comes the baggy black pants, knees protected by poleyn and his belt acting as a cats tail. The hoodie he is wearing is also black, with fingerless gloves (only the middle finger is covered) and reaching up to his neck.

Instead of a domino mask, he wears a hood with cat ears and a dark face mask. Cass claps, knowing fully well he took inspiration from her own get up.

The whole outfit is detailed with orange spots, some parts brown and others grayish.

"Meet my new mentee, Calico."

Danny, Calico, waves.

#dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #my boy becomes CAT #is it a bird? is it a bat? #NO #its a CAT #best mom selina catwoman kyle #not really shown but implied demon twins #demon twins #B: D– Calico do you have— #C: B i have the whole armor and weapons underneath my clothes #B: are you sure— #C: Yes B! im literrally a walking armory! #RH: *giving C a considering look* #Steph: WE ALL LOST #S: HE ISNT A BAT OR BIRD #S: HES A CAT #S: A ITTY BIFTY KITTY CAT #C: *looks at camera* the only reason i became a cat is because im aware that Dick probably already used all available Vird and Bat puns #fic prompt #writing prompt

[eddywoww]

Possibly unpopular opinion but

The boy cat/girl cat trend on TikTok is dumb. Your cat doesn’t know it’s male or female, stop assigning them humans traits oh my god

#feels like an excuse to hate female cats #reminds me when my cousin visited and literally #said my brothers car was bitchy bc her face (the shade of her fur gives her eyebrows) #and she was like oh that’s just bc she’s a girl cat #WHAT DO YOU MEAN #ITS A CAT #cat**

[wiggles-mcgee]

eepy car

OH OH OH OH AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOOOOOOOKATITYYYTTT WHAT A PRETTY KITTYYYYYYY RAAAAAAAAAA

#its a cat #and a darn tootin lookin cute-in one at that #what a magnificent kitty #thank you for sharing this cat with us!

[yotsuba-smiles]

#yotsuba #manga #manga panel #yotsubato #its a cat #pet the cat #cute cat #cat #its a cat :D

[belovedstilldear]

MEOW

#belovedstill dear #belovedstill dear art #undertale #undertale art #undertale au #undertale multiverse #ut au #utmv #ut #sans #killer sans #cat #CAT!!!!!!! #its a cat

[marblesmind]

I think I found out the reason why everyone likes Wally so much and it’s because he is literally just a cat

#marbles rambles #welcome home arg #wally darling #LOK AT HIM #ITS A CAT

[theroyalshithole]

TAGS. READ EM.

#update #i got this #its a cat #but smaller #kitty #if you may

[the-cinnamon-snail]

HEY AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE NEW TUMBLR GUY?

#its a cat #on the tumblr t

[shit-wcue-players-say]

#its a cat #your name format is unbearable #gender #wcue #morphs channel #why the markdown

[garystits]

Ya know

I recently finished Amphibia, and knowing The monarch is a cat person: he would absolutely go insane over Domino Two

#i mean #its a cat #AND a butterfly #i mean they call them moths in the show but -gestures- #and also its a giant vicious animal he could feed his enemies to

[c2ol]

#cringetober #cringetober 2023 #day 10 #fursona #art #c2ol #its a cat #this is obvious to everyone who knows me #slur

[twinkbinch]

In case anyone was wondering how work went today for me, I had a client tell me that they didn’t want their cat to get a rabies vaccine bc it ‘causes adhd’ 

I just....what 

#vet tech #vet #stupid #i hate people #like maam #its a cat

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#its a cat

[zuzamakes]

Prickly

#catcus #its a cat #also cactus #green prickly boys #plant mom

[servoblorbo]

i log on to make sure kiera hasnt lost digits and then i fade into the ether

#i made a new little gearbot today #its a cat

[bgs-cave-o-thots]

telling my catgirl gf she's my partnya

#bg rambles #g #get it #because its #cuz its a #its a cat #its a cat pun