‘The dogs seem to like you,’ he said.
‘I get on well with animals, sir.’
Teatime’s face was young and open and friendly. Or, at least, it smiled all the time. But the effect was spoiled for most people by the fact that it had only one eye. Some unexplained accident had taken the other one, and the missing orb had been replaced by a ball of glass. The result was disconcerting. But what bothered Lord Downey far more was the man’s other eye, the one that might loosely be called normal. He’d never seen such a small and sharp pupil. Teatime looked at the world through a pinhole.
He found he’d retreated behind his desk again. There was that about
Teatime. You always felt happier if you had something between you and him.
‘You like animals, do you?’ he said. ‘I have a report here that says you
nailed Sir George’s dog to the ceiling.’
-Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)
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honestly, kind of cute how people are like "all of this bullshit... and on language day! ;-;"
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I was watching the grinch with my brother this morning and all I could think was how Broly is essentially the grinch and trunks is a lil Cindy Lou
An annoying kid badgering some bitter loser into being slightly less of an asshole? ... yeah I can see it :Þ
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With Thanksgiving here and Christmas around the corner, you may feel triggered by a LOT of things. Remember, it's okay to take care of and put yourself first. You don't owe anyone anything, not even in the name of "tradition."
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It's almost Kissmas drawing requests time :] this is gonna be really fun this year because there's a lot more characters you guys can ask for doodles of since you know about Cometcare now!!!
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since i did not think ahead, i dont have any proper new years-themed art to show off
so instead, have some teasers for the new cut down the altar! au designs:
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do americans also have chocolate advent calendars?
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NEW PAJAMAS TOMORROW YAHOO
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