#j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

ryota: my kindness is NOT weakness. my patience is NOT permission to be cruel. my shoes are glow in the dark but i only found out AFTER i got them

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #ryota yakushimaru #admin nyarl #submission #j1tterbug-1nert1a #source: twitter

[jiraidanshi]

bro what if i 😳😳 bullied you 😳😳👀 that hannibal guy from that hannibal show looks like if somebody made a cast of Handsome Squidwards face in bread dough 😳😳😳

i dont care if youre right this is MY ugly white man

#electronic mail #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[felsdumpsterfire]

Just asking who is j1tterbug and where can I read that part of chapter 9.

Hey, Anon! So, j1tterbug's full handle is: j1tterbug-1nert1a- and they're blog is a multi-fandom blog that's super fun to scroll through! I would totally shoot them a message and ask if they can send you the link, because for some reason the one they sent me is stuck in my ask box??? And I've been wanting to post it, but, like a frog with a blueberry, the ask box won't let go. I hope this helps, Anon! Sorry I couldn't give you the actual link ;-;

#answered #i wish i was more help #but! #you get to #meet an amazing person! #so go #out there and ask anon! #you're wonderful! #not a reblog #also #i make it sound like I know J1tterbug personally #i don't #but they were nice enough to give me the entire chapter 9 summery and I'm like #thats enough for never ending thankfulness

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

Player, standing at the entrance of the Colosseum: Pspspspspsps.

Macan: What's up?

Nomad: Pspsps at me again and I will put you in the E.R.

Snow: You are hereby banned from entry into the Colosseum on pain of death.

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #player #macan gadungan #nomad #snow #admin nyarl #submission #source: submitter #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

Kengo: It’ll be fun!

Kengo: We’ll make it a boy’s day!

Kengo: Come on you punk bitch.

Shiro: I can’t believe I have to say this…

Shiro: I don’t have time to get tested for STIs with you tomorrow.

Player: Cmon… support your boy… he’s nervous…

Shiro: Kengo once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge.

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #kengo takabushi #shiro motoori #player #admin nyarl #submission #source: tumblr #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

Player: no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #player #admin nyarl #submission #source: tumblr #j1tterbug-1nert1a #god i wish that were me

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

shuichi: Astrology isn't real.

player:

player: literally nothing is real your name is gibberish but you still answer to it bc you crave identity and structure you pathetic fucking featherless biped

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #shuichi togo #player #admin nyarl #submission #j1tterbug-1nert1a #source: twitter #GET HIS ASS #and so forth

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

Player: Alright, Shuichi, you see that your friend seems upset. What do you do?

Shuichi: I invite them to tell me what's wrong.

Player: Yes! Progress!

Player: It took nearly an hour, but progress!

Toji:

Toji: (spritzes Shuichi with a bottle labeled "Bastard >:(")

Player, confiscating the bottle: Hey, I know you don't like him, but the Bastard Bottle is for negative reinforcement only.

Toji: He deserved it.

Player: Toji, c'mon-

Toji, to Shuichi: Why do you invite your friend to tell you what's wrong?

Player, irritable: So he can help-

Shuichi: While under emotional duress, they're likely to reveal useful information they might otherwise withhold.

Player:

Toji:

Player, returning the Bastard Bottle to Toji: ...Go ahead.

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #player #shuichi togo #toji sakimori #admin nyarl #submission #source: submitter #j1tterbug-1nert1a #GET HIS ASS #train him like a goddamn dog #cause his intelligence is at about the same level

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

player: i was worried toji wouldn’t be as fun to tease now that he doesn’t want to cut my head off, but i think this is even more fun.

toji: why are you like this?

player: because i love you!

toji: [unintelligible]

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #player #toji sakimori #admin nyarl #submission #source: submitter #ship quote #now THIS is what im talkin about #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

D-Evil: no talk me im angy

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #d-evils #admin nyarl #submission #source: tumblr #j1tterbug-1nert1a #im drawing this

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

nyarl: now here's a bop that'll slap the nips right off your tiddies! (starts playing plastic love)

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #nyarlathotep #admin nyarl #submission #source: submitter #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

mr. mononobe, to [protag]: alright so we typically call these things a "traumatic event", not a "bruh moment" or a "major L"

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #kyouma mononobe #player #admin nyarl #submission #source: twitter #j1tterbug-1nert1a #absolutely incomprehensible

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

mineaki: i have bad news

player: oh no

mineaki: i'm not a doctor

player: but u just gave me surgery

mineaki: *whiny voice* buT u JusT gAve mE- shut the fuck up that's why it's bad news

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #mineaki arima #player #admin nyarl #submission #source: twitter #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

player: (dies)

azathoth, recording it with his Sacred Artifact: that one's going in the cringe compilation

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #player #azathoth #admin nyarl #submission #source: meme #j1tterbug-1nert1a #gfhdlgjhjdsfkg

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

Shuichi: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

Ryota: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

Shuichi: yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light dies from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendships slowly deteriorate

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #shuichi togo #ryota yakushimaru #admin nyarl #source: tumblr #(probs) #submission #j1tterbug-1nert1a

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

babalon: enough of this himbo shit, we're calling men whores now

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #babalon #admin nyarl #submission #source: tumblr #j1tterbug-1nert1a #(i cant find the post so the wording might be off) #<<dw about it quotes dont have to be 100% accurate