If there’s any racer you wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of, it’s Pork Chop of the Metal Maniacs. If his size doesn’t frighten you, then his aggressive racing style will. Especially when he starts swing his hammer or anchor. Here he is in his car Jack Hammer preparing to enter the racing realm. Enjoy!
Yup... some... late Trimpe art, and it is rough. I know people razz Liefeld but like... seriously he really is miles ahead of this. Also, check Ock's right pinky, it has 5 knuckles...
It might start with the shriek
of a hawk or the ruining racket
of a jackhammer. Or with the low,
low flute note from a great horned
owl, or with the wail of a baby nearby.
Anyway, a sound that seizes you,
uproots you from your moment,
like a turnip from damp soil,
and tosses you into the basket
of a different reality. Pulled
or pushed into one space
of the "real after" another,
only falsely sure we know
what's coming in the mirage's flow--
oh, such is life, life such as it is.