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thecoolertails · 1 year

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HE HOLD HIM

#my posts #idw sonic spoilers #i guess lol #he's kind of holding him how jake gyllenhall was holding that ferret

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henrycavilledits · 7 months

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Cuando tres estrellas de Hollywood como Jake Gyllenhaal, Guy Ritchie y Henry Cavill eligen tu restaurante una y otra vez, sabes que estás haciendo algo bien. ¡Gracias por llenar de fama y sabor nuestras mesas una vez más! 🌟🍽️ When three Hollywood stars like Jake Gyllenhaal, Guy Ritchie, and Henry Cavill choose your restaurant again and again, you know you're doing something right. Thank you for filling our tables with fame and flavor once more! 🌟🍽️

[all visits posted]

HENRY CAVILL, JAKE GYLLENHALL & GUY RITCHIE in the Canary Islands, Spain while filming a new movie.

#henry cavill #jake gyllenhaal #guy ritchie #fan pics #social media

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satelliterayne · 1 year

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eddie diaz is a secret swiftie and he has a playlist full of songs that make him think of buck and he cries every time he hears Best Day bc it makes him think of chris growing up and whenever he posts on instagram (literally once every three months) he uses taylor swift lyrics that he keeps in a note on his phone as the captions (he doesn’t know how to lock the note so it’s labeled “grocery shopping”) and when he and buck fight/argue he tries to see how often he can sneak a taylor swift lyric into the conversation. buck surprises him with a set of all her cd’s for christmas one year and tickets to the eras tour. (yes eddie still uses cd’s he insists they sound better) chris loves listening to his dad serenade buck in the kitchen with taylor swift when they think he’s asleep. after the All Too Well (taylor’s version) (the 10 minute version) is dropped the entire family refuses to watch any jake gyllenhall movies. eddie saw the headlines about taylor swift and joe alwyn breaking up and made buck text taylor kelly to see if she could confirm if it was true.

buck is an edm fan and a huge raver bc the beep boop noises help his adhd. he’s PR’d like 7 times listening to subtronics in the gym. he and chris make kandi together and when chris hands him a “rave dad” kandi he cries. he drags eddie to a lowkey rave and they take chris to another smaller one before they’re convinced to take a week off and take chris to lost lands once he turns 13. eddie volunteers his time as a medic to festivals in LA while buck runs off and makes tons of friends. buck wears mesh tops and body glitter while eddie wears a dj shirt with shorts (“why are the inseams on these like 3 inches buck?” “you have to be a little bit slutty it’s a rave!!”) chris loves being on bucks shoulders to see the stage and with most festivals being accessible and chris being cute they oftentimes make their way to the rail and can headbang together. chris falls in love with the scene and surprises his dad and his buck with a 60 minute set of taylor swift remixes for their anniversary after they get him equipment one year for his birthday.

Idk man sometimes i think and this is what happens

#buddie 911 #eddie diaz #buddie #ao3 #evan buckley #fanfiction #queer #christopher diaz #taylor swift #eddie is a secret swiftie #buck loves edm #i accept no arguments #he’s my lil rave baby #i would give anything #to rave with the buckley diaz family #evan buckley has adhd #someone please write this before i cry #911verse #911 fox

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mostpost · 1 year

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what is this?

a bracket to find the most tumblr of posts, as voted for by tumblr users

what does that mean?

you decide. submit a post and see if it makes it, vote on other posts

guidelines

submit a screenshot or a link to the og or a reblog with the complete post. please try to find a clean version (ie, no unnecessary comments, unless those add to the post - "they did very much kill jesus" makes the post, but a random keysmash or @ does not)

it should be a popular post. it may have 10k notes to you, but be reasonable.

not accepting fandom posts unless they're understandable/funny to those outside the fandom (eg "can't believe they made hannibal the villain / he eats people" or "is jake gyllenhall gay / this is a narnia blog")

no memes (this one is subjective. use your best judgement)

no screenshots/links from other platforms/social media (there may be some exceptions. use your best judgement)

i get final say on what goes in (please note i am a hater. no whining) but after that everything is left to the public

if you can find me the original crytyping copypasta you won't win anything but you'll give me peace of mind after years of searching

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whatiwillsay · 7 months

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Cam I love you babe and I’m for trayvis Sunday was cute but pleaseeee stop sucking these guys dicks so hard. Same thing with matty at first. Let’s see what happens for a minute before fully being on his dick!

as i said on the patreon last night- i cannot control what taylor swift does i can only control my reactions to what she does. it is more fun to be positive and a little cracked out during silly times like these and tbh travis is one of the best guys she's ever dated. i don't even remember sucking matty's dick much at all just saying they were definitely real and he makes some bops and having some cracked out fun when they went public. once all the nasty shit came out about matty i fully turned on him but what else am i supposed to do? i am a fan of taylor. if she is sucking someone's dick (or eating someone's pussy) i'm gonna suck and eat too.

travis is awesome working with bud light while everyone was shitting on them for working with a trans person, being pro-vaccine, and kneeling during the anthem to stand in solidarity with black people protesting against police brutality. if taylor were hanging out with a woman doing this stuff you'd all be eating her ass. and also show me one time joe alwyn ever did stuff like that. or shitty calvin harris or stuck up jake gyllenhall. or absolute trash bag matty healy? travis is literally the best dude she's ever dated from my view.

i fully think trayvis is unserious and will be over in a short time (and could be fake) but while it's going on i'm going to have some fun and see what taylor might appreciate about this guy. and BEST BELIEVE if she were dating a woman i would be FAR more lit and bellying up to eat that woman's ass so fast and doing all sorts of celebrations.

anyway i fully already addressed this on my hour and a half first reaction to trayvis on the patreon:

we're here to find the truth first and have some fun while we do it. while we are trying to sort out the truth of this i'm going to have some fun damn it you need to lighten up!

#trayvis #travlor #travis kelce #taylor swift

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destinyc1020 · 1 year

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Social media isn’t everything! They’ve hung out Beyoncé and Jay-Z multiple times. Gotten dinner with Jake Gyllenhall and hung out with him. Hung out with Lewis Hamilton. They hang out with Hunter and Dominic. Stormzy and Tom have poker nights and play FIFA together. I’m sure he’s met Zendaya. Don’t forget they went to support the Downey’s so I’m sure RDJ and Susan have had them over for dinner. They went to his birthday where a bunch of other celebs were there. Just cause they’re not obsessed with posting every single interaction with every celebrity they know to Instagram doesn’t mean they don’t.

👏🏾

#amen!!!

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perksofbeingasunflowerblog · 9 months

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What's the thing with Taylor and these rereleases and the 1d fandom, or harry's Fans

I don't get it, and with that model girl?!

I'm so lost, but its everywhere

cannot speak for the whole fandom ofc, but we do not get along with swifties (haylors more specifically) this whole taylor situation was the reason his womanizer image blew up so much back in the days because she was super famous all over the world and it kinda shone a spotlight at his 'romantic life.' 1d were trying to break into the US market at the time so it worked out well for 1dhq but it was super horrifying to witness. not to mention both harry and louis were miserable throughout dec 2012/ jan 2013. dont even get me started on the new year thing.

anyways so after the breakup was announced and the sun (i think) posted this ridiculously funny photo of tswift in a boat alone while harry stayed back on some island and it became a whole thing with swifties unleashing hatred on harry for dumping her and shit. then came 1989 era, with even more hatred, more mentions, more songs, more paper airplane bullshit shenanigans and vitriol from swifties. and it gets dragged on TO THIS DAY. someone even got a divorced parents poster for love on tour. plus with all these rerecordings all the 'shitty' things miss tswift's exes have done are getting viral and resulting in even more hate for no fucking reason (see jake gyllenhall and that 10min short film) (not saying he's not wrong but come on it's been 10 years)

model part idk nonnie you tell me. i have the word taylor muted so i dont get any content with that word anyways. Harry's in london afaik and i just hope he gets a nice long peaceful break that's all

#don't reblog i don't wanna get into this

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heystephen · 7 months

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where is the jake gyllenhall possum gif where you need one -ebd anon

if i had a dollar for every time i posted the wrong gif in response to an ask and it was like. an extremely random gif. id have $2 which isn’t a lot but

#i got mail*#anonymous

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ariesbilly · 1 year

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GIRL BYE i wanted to know the tea on jake gyllenhall and taylor swift because i saw some post earlier. and i searched up what he did to her because everyone was claiming he groomed her, only to find out she was 20 and he was 29. legally that's not even an issue like oh my goodness. not trying to invalidate her but how are so many fans accusing him of grooming her... thats so serious. the only issues he apparently had was that he didn't shower enough or wash the dishes which is like average human issues for a lot of people. no way this man was dragged through the dirt for that

God that whole era was so annoying. Just made me like jake gyllenhaal more

#briana answers things

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rustedhearts · 1 year

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Just got home from watching creed and thinking about boxer!steve to see you posted a new chapter ILY. Have you watched it btw?

i’ve never seen any of the creed movies. southpaw is my favorite boxing movie lol, it was so good. jake gyllenhall really committed to the bit

#rolly!#asks

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tinselgossip · 2 years

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UNIVERSE ALPHA

RELATIONSHIPS

Abigail Cowen & Jack Quaid - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Abigail Cowen & Miles Teller - HAVING AFFAIR

Alexandra Daddario & Robbie Amell - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Billie Lourd & Chace Crawford - IT’S COMPLICATED

Blake Livley & Penn Badgley - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Candice Accola & Jensen Ackles - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Dianna Agron & Lea Michele - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Elizabeth Olsen & Chris Evans - MARRIED

Emily Aly Lind & Madison Beer - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Emma Roberts & Zachary Quinto - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Evan Rachel Wood & Ben Barnes - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Hailee Steinfeld & Sadie Sink - HALF SISTERS

Halsey & Evan Peters - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Hayley Atwell & Sebastian Stan - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Julianne Hough & Aaron Tveit - MARRIED

Katheryn Winnick & Charlie Hunnam - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Katie Cassidy & Chris Pine - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Leighton Meester & Rachel Bilson - MARRIED

Margot Robbie & Bill Skarsgard - MARRIED

Maya Hawke & Landon Liboiron - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Minka Kelly & Jake Gyllenhaal - MARRIED

Natalia Dyer & Joe Keery - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Olivia Munn & Tyler Seguin - HAVING AFFAIR

Olivia Munn & Ryan Reynolds - MARRIED

Phoebe Tonkin & Shelley Hennig & Dylan O’Brien - IN A RELATIONSHIP

Selena Gomez & Awsten Knight - MARRIED

CHILDREN

Bilson/Meester - ADOPTION PROCESS

Cassidy/Pine - PREGNANT

Hough/Tveit - Kennedy Jo (KJ); 6. Charlotte (Charlie) Anne; 3.

Frangipane/Peters - Ares; 1.

Gomez/Kight - PREGNANT; Alex Thorn, Kaitlynn Anneliese.

Kelly/Gyllenhall - Emmett; 2.

Lourd/Crawford - Wyatt; 1.

Olsen/Evans - PREGNANT

Robbie/Stan - Maverick; 3.

Roberts/Kitsch - Dillon; 5.

Winnick/Gustaf Skarsgard - Artem; 5.

Wood/Barnes - 7 Adopted Children

*THIS POST WILL BE CONTINUOUSLY UPDATED THROUGHOUT THE WEEK*

Stike - Not Public Knowledge.

#ttownauweek #ttownau

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queensafira · 1 year

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I posted 13,520 times in 2022

That's 1,425 more posts than 2021!

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I tagged 5,487 of my posts in 2022

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#politics - 802 posts

#democracy...you in danger girl - 424 posts

#fanart - 329 posts

#movies - 290 posts

#women's rights - 240 posts

#pro-choice - 213 posts

#royals - 208 posts

Longest Tag: 126 characters

#vegas was really like ''i'm getting complaints by my captive in my own home. and now i can't believe i'm gonna make him food''

My Top Posts in 2022:

#3

It was a real-life fairytale ... Yet I couldn't sleep. I lost weight, my appetite, my self-worth. There's so much I still don't understand. I feel ashamed I haven't moved on... I tell myself what happened wasn't that bad, that maybe I'm rewriting history. I remind myself how much I started to want it, him. That I spent a year and a half of my life convinced I was in love with him.

When I sat at my desk, he was lying under it. I was wearing a dress and crossed my legs on instinct. He asked about my brother, were we close? He thinks I'm kind of a loser. The movie star was incredulous: but your older sister can teach you so much! He had one, an almost equally famous one, who had once imparted a valuable lesson: he was bragging to a friend about a girl going down on him, and his sister pulled him aside, demanding to know whether he'd returned the favor. When he confirmed he hadn't, she lectured him, insisting that you always reciprocate when someone does that for you. See? You can learn a lot from your big sister.

A couple months later, she had tea with an acquaintance who knew the movie star's publicist. This person spilled: "Apparently, he falls in love with these young interns and PAs on sight, pursues them obsessively, and then has some sort of freak out a month in and disappears." X

I would recommend reading the full article, but the was definitely about Jake Gyllenhall. He seems to have a type...

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My #1 post of 2022

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tnpx · 2 years

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I got beef with every one of y’all muthafackas. WHY DIDNT Y‘ALL TELL ME JAKE GYLLENHALL, FORREST WHITTAKER, RON MFN HOWARD, AND SAM-YELL JACKSON ARE IN THE BLAME IT VIDEO!!??

This shit been on YouTube 12 years and not nary a kneegrow or gress posted the link. The community needs 106th and Park back nowbadder than ever. AJ and Free only. Cuz this is unacceptable. Reach one teach one. Uncle Frankie said We Are One so if you like, you must share before you subscribe, damn.