Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Good Place (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Janet/Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza
Characters: Janet (The Good Place), Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza
Additional Tags: Touch-Starved, Good Place Reboot, Physically Injured Character Comforting Emotionally Distressed Character, Hurt/Comfort, Kissing, Touch Starved - Character Startled by How Good Being Touched Feels
Summary:
Set during the Pick-A-Pet Day in the reboot shown in the episode The Worst Possible Use of Free Will. While Eleanor and Chidi are bonding over her lost lizard, Janet and Jason get a few stolen moments together.
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Janet had never been to Earth. The closest thing she had to a home was her Void. But she was a being made of knowledge, and every day, knowledge from Earth inhabited more space inside her. Earthlings kept doing and creating and thinking things, and Janet soaked up knowledge of each of them and the thousands of connections that existed between incidents. She did the same for her Good Place neighborhood, but there were only 322 humans to keep track of, which did place some hard limits on the sheer number of shenanigans and more dignified events to record. If all went well, she would go on absorbing knowledge until the end of time and never reach a limit. But Janets didn’t always perfectly conform to the theoretical specifications; otherwise, there would be no need for a reboot or marbleization functions. If that happened to her, another Janet would step in to soak up the overflow.
She hoped it would be Disco Janet. She was fun.
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The batfam finally making Dick commit to something.
Jason: it's getting ridiculous you haven't committed to Star or Barb, not even arson!!
Dick: not true, I am very committed to arson. I burned down joker's new hideout with him in it.
Tim: well, you need a relationship.
Dick: so we're not allowed to be acearo no more? Very unprogressive of you Tim, being bi and all I excepted support from at least you of all people.
Tim: are you acearo?
Dick: no, but it was bold of you guys demand me in a relationship not knowing if I wasn't or not.*
Tim: okay well, are you going to choose already, Bruce put more money on his betting pool and I want to win, so please choose Star!
Dick, gasp dramatically: you better on my love life to be a cishet man!? Also already in a relationship, so sorry but none of you are winning.
Damian: you are?
Dick: I am.
Stephanie: who is it then if not Star or Barb?
Dick: ... Since you are a lesbian I feel less offended you thought it was women for some reason, anyways it's your babysitter. Wally. For years now.
Bruce: it not Wally, I would have known it was him.
Jason: kinky.
Dick: yes, I forgot I live with the greatest detectives of all time. So me sitting in his lap any chance I got didn't set it off?
Bruce: friends do that too, Tim in Stephanie's lap all the time.
Tim: because she calls me her child and force me to sit there because I'm only an inch shorter than her!
Stephanie: Hun, inches matter, and it's like five inches shorter now.
Tim: stop growing!!
Dick: okay, how about when he's sleeping over I make him sleep in my bed.
Bruce: you've done it since you met him, that's easily written off.
Dick: what about the time I got caught making out with him in the cave.
Bruce: you were 13, hormones.
Dick: the batmobile?
Bruce: rebellious stage was strong with you.
Batsibs, grabbed the popcorn:
Dick: the medbay, mount justice where I slept in his room my entire stay, oh and every picture of me in pride.
Bruce: ... It's all coincidences! How was I supposed to know you were dating him!? You were sewed at the hip and you called him baby for years, there's not a single moment that would have told me you were —
Dick: you caught us in the action when you decide not to knock coming into my apartment, I know you have friends with benefits but there was candles and stuff.
Jason: oh shit, B you are blind!
Damian: or in denial it seems...
Stephanie: denial is a river in Egypt, your son is gay.
Cass: cool, I won the bet.
Tim: Bruce how could you failed us!?
Duke: couldn't even knock, is that why we have a knocking rule now?
Jarro: *confused and disappointed starfish noises*
Bruce: ugh okay I might be in denial, but only so you see there's a better choice out there like Barbara, she's smart and you get along and she-
Dick: a lesbian in a relationship with Kara.
Bruce: ... Really?
Dick: yep, that's why Kara knew Jim.
Bruce: what about Star? You have a kid with her so you must've broken up with Wally for her just a bit, and you flirt with her a lot—
Dick: dating Raven, and I was a donor since she wanted to have a kid and ask if it was okay if I helped. All done at a doctor's office.
Bruce: well date Roy!
Jason: hell no, I got dibs on him!
Tim: wow, he's homophobic. So you must've hated my mom married to little demon's mom huh?
Bruce: I'm not homophobic! I'm irisphobic... She's a scary woman...
Dick: yeah be a real shame if she knew you used Wally as a shield, huh.
Bruce: dick, please, for your old man date a different redhead.
Dick: no~
* being acearo doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship, a person can choose if they want it or not regardless of sexuality but def in the ace spectrum like acearo. this is a joke.
Also sluggy finally schedule post for once bec he doesn't feel good, not on my 2023 bingo card,,,, only have two more after this,,,, more in tags
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