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snootchie-bootchie-nootchies · 1 month

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jay and silent bob megapost. i think about them all the time

#clerks #kevin smith #view askewniverse #askewniverse #jay and silent bob #jay's sick ass artwork #clerks 2 #clerks 3 #jay and silent bob strike back #jay and silent bob reboot #they are so in love they are

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polkadotjohnson · 12 days

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Do you sometimes think David is trying to create his own cinematic universe, trying to link all his characters like some sort of Pixar theory? Proof one:

Nelson and Abner

And then there's Morgan (I call Morgue Worker Morgan) and Nerv (I call Nervous Cop Nerv)'s hyperfixation with

(BONUS:)

...Nah, probably just a coincidence.

#david dastmalchian #sushi girl #suicide squad #the league #jay and silent bob reboot #this took way too long to make for a joke #ddcu

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ecoamerica · 19 days

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wat-the-cur · 7 days

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I was flicking through the script for Clerks 3 and saw this. I don’t actually remember hearing the line about Jay only singing and dancing for Silent Bob in the actual film (maybe I just have a shit memory), but I’m losing my mind over it. The idea that most of Jay’s jiving around is for Silent Bob’s enjoyment is so sweet. I’m now thinking back on all the scene of Jay dining and dancing through the films with this in mind. Was that why the Jedi mind trick obsession in “Mallrats” was pissing him off? Because he was ignoring Jay’s dancing? Was he especially loud and energetic in “Clerks”, because Bob was looking under the weather? (I maintain Bob was tired, because Jay got him up early to help shave his head). Then he encouraged him to dance with him, later on. Then there was his Buffalo Bill dance in “Clerks 2”?? Considering there was an extended version where Jay grinds on Bob, then coaxes him to touch his naked body. And a deleted scene where Bob calls Jay out for being “a gay man in deep denial” (he’s bi, but I think Kevin Smith is allergic to that word, I digress). And THEN (I haven’t seen Reboot yet, sorry, but I do know this), in Reboot it’s revealed that Jay and Bob’s relationship has grown into something other than “hetero lifemates”, even though they still use that term. They are confirmed to, at least functionally, be a couple at this point. And now Jay is saying that he only dances for Silent Bob.

It’s just something else.

#view askewniverse #clerks #clerks 1994 #clerks 3 #clerks iii #jay and silent bob #jay/silent bob #jay derris #silent bob #mallrats #clerks ii #clerks 2 #jay and silent Bob reboot

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wellsometimes · 1 year

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wow kevin smith's dedication to continuity in the view askewniverse timeline is crazy you guys

#clerks #clerks the animated series #jay and silent bob #jay and silent bob reboot #this post is like... mostly a joke #but i mean clerks III confirms the animated series is totally canon #so like

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wayvbrainz · 11 months

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jays teeth have the same reflective magnitude as aluminum foil

#zebs #jay and silent bob #jay and silent bob reboot

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thatguy-thisguy-yourguy · 2 years

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Jay x introverted, repressed reader headcanons? Like reader is the type of person that can’t flirt good, and gets flustered really easily whenever someone flirts with them. They have a massive crush on Jay, but they’re so damn awkward around him.

Shy Reader Having a Crush on Jay ~

Thinks you’re just friendly, but that really doesn’t have anything to do with you being shy. You could ask Jay to make love to you right there and he’d think you’re just being nice.

If you just hang out with him and don’t say anything that’s cool! He already hangs out with one person that does that, why not two?

In the times where he can tell you are anxious about something, he wastes no time to get rid of the problem. If it’s a person, he’ll go “THEY DON’T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!” Loud as fuck, like that one metalocaplypse scene with Rachel and Nathan. Maybe this doesn’t help, and if it doesn’t, he asks you straight up what’s wrong.

Takes your flustered-ness as a sign of victory if he flirts with you, to be honest.

It’s surprisingly easy to get him bashful! If you do anything as little as compliment him he’s like “wow rlly qwq” because goddamn you actually enjoy his antics?? He likes himself enough but it’s rare for someone else to.

If you two start dating(and hell, even if you don’t) he holds your hand like 24/7, stereotypical, but if you’re nervous, he squeezes it. Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn’t, but he squeezes your hand for anything. You probably have hand cramps.

Tries to get you out of your shell if there is one, honestly, he’s okay with you being shy or quiet if you are, but he likes talking to you.

I don’t think he finds your shyness or how easily you’re flustered cute. It’s just another thing about it. He likes it because he likes you, but it’s not something to go “uwu owo!! Wow y/n chan is so cute when they blush” it’s just you. He finds YOU cute not your struggles to conversate

#clerks #clerks animated #kevin smith #dogma #jay and silent bob strike back #jay and silent bob reboot #clerks 2 #clerks 3 #x reader #jay x reader #headcanons #view askew headcanons #view askew #view askewniverse #jay and silent bob

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westofessos · 2 years

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So, as of tonight I have watched every movie in Kevin Smith’s Askewniverse. Here is my official ranking of all of them:

Dogma - this movie was so fucking good! It’s so smart, so funny, and the cast is incredible. This is a new comfort movie for me, and one of my all time favourites. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as Loki and Bartleby are so so good, Chris Rock is so funny, Alan Rickman as the Metatron is maybe the best thing ever, plus Salma Hayek and George Carlin! And Alanis Morissette is god!

Mallrats - this movie is the one I watched first and will always have a special place in my heart. It’s so delightfully silly and the characters are so great. Plus all the comic book stuff, ugh, I love it. And Stan Lee!

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - all the references to the other movies, the cameos, the way it’s almost a more mature version of the other movies. It also definitely improved on the first one. I was also not expecting the emotional punch this movie would make, with all the Jay and Millennium stuff. And it made Chasing Amy so much better with that scene with Holden, Alyssa, and Amy.

Clerks II - a definite improvement on the first one. With Rosario Dawson, how could it not be? I loved the way they transitioned to colour. They also had some of the most beautiful dialogue I’ve ever heard (etc. “if anyone could do it, it would be you” and Randal’s speech to Dante at the end about them being friends).

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - a silly fun movie that is packed with cameos and references, which are definitely the best part. A lot of the jokes haven’t aged well and make me cringe, as with all of Kevin Smith’s movies.

Chasing Amy - this movie would’ve been improved by 100% if Kevin had been told about bisexuality instead of making it into some kind of “straight man turns a lesbian” thing. Alyssa is delightful though, and if they’d just been friends or she’d just been bi, their relationship would’ve been absolutely lovely. Silent Bob’s monologue is beautiful and some of the best dialogue in any of these movies, though.

Clerks - okay, I know that the whole point is that it’s supposed to be boring, but holy fuck is it boring. There are some good parts, and I do like Dante and Randal, but jesus. I don’t think I’ll ever watch it again.

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cinemajunkie70 · 2 years

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Happy 50th belated Birthday to Ben Affleck!

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mastercontrol123 · 2 years

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Happy 39th Birthday Chris Hemsworth! 🔨 ❤️

#happy birthday #chris hemsworth #mcu #marvel #thor #thor ragnorak #thor odinson #the avengers #spiderhead #thor love and thunder #what if #men in black #jay and silent bob reboot #ghostbusters #in the heart of the sea

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fierysoulcreations · 1 year

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Jay and Silent Bob Mooby's Headband

Size: L Color: Yellow Material: PU, Artificial Fur

#jay and silent bob #jay and silent bob strike back #jay and silent bob reboot #clerks #clerks 2 #clerks 3 #mallrats #chasing amy #dogma #mooby's #headband

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snootchie-bootchie-nootchies · 25 days

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UH SORRY FOR DYING. THIS IS ME BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS.

#i made this after reading a ton of clerks comics #i think you can tell #anyways #clerks #clerks 2 #clerks 3 #jay and silent bob #jay and silent bob reboot #jay and silent bob strike back #jay's sick ass artwork #view askewniverse #view askew #dante hicks #randal graves #randal/dante #randante. lol #he (randal) wants him (dante) so bad #fanart

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jayfinch · 1 year

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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

#JASIPOF #Jay and Silent Bob Reboot #Kevin Smith #Jason Mewes

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schlock-luster-video · 2 years

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Happy birthday stoner comedy movie icon Jason Mewes! Here's some Jay and Silent Bob art to celebrate!

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lordakiyama · 2 years

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Comic Con Pick Up No. 7

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Blu Ray Autographed by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes

#SDCC #SDCC 2022 #San Diego Comic Con #Comic Con #Mooby's #Kevin Smith #Jason Mewes #Jay and Silent Bob #Jay and Silent Bob Reboot #View Askew #Bluray

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thatguy-thisguy-yourguy · 1 year

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'' you've never kissed anyone before? '' Jay x reader oneshot please? I feel like Jay would be super eager to be someone’s first kiss.

"You've never kissed anyone before?" Jay x Reader Oneshot

To set the scene, it was you, Jay, and Silent Bob. You were chatting and gesturing amongst yourselves, reminiscing on days or hours before this moment. Right now it was years, you were discussing your love lives, which prompted the realization that you had never kissed anyone before.

“God, you know, I don’t think I’ve ever had my first kiss before.” You mused. Wow, you’re really smart-I was just saying that!

“What, you mean you’ve only had seconds and thirds? Man, you’re a slut! You hearin’ this Silent Bob?” Jay said, way too loudly. Silent Bob nodded frantically, eyes wide. You kind of expected him to be smarter than this, but figured it was to amuse Jay.

“No, I mean I’ve never kissed anyone,” You emphasised

“You ain’t ever kissed your mother on the cheek ever? You’ve never said bye to your pops? Never seen a little kitty in need of some smoochin’?” Jay was absolutely bewildered by what you were telling him. Perhaps you were evil, or contagious, or Tyler Durden.

How could you put this in a way he could understand? You looked between him and Silent Bob, smacked your lips, and took a deep breath.

“I’ve never sucked face with any fine bitches before, dude.” You said, esaperated, with ample hand gestures to really bring the point home

“What the fuck?” You probably could have killed Silent Bob right there and Jay would look less terrified, “You’re telling me that you’re telling me that you’ve never kissed anyone before?” He said, his eyes bulleting around your face like you had suddenly grown more eyes to dart between.

“Yeah, pretty sad. I guess I’ve never liked anyone enough to do that. Have you ever been in high school before? I could’ve gotten at least three STDs from using the same bathroom.” You rolled your eyes, shaking your head.

Jay nodded intently, “Yeah, I knew a guy who got crabs by sitting in the same chair as someone, but you know I’ve never had a single STD or STI, you know? And I got a witness to confirm that I’m one fine ass motherfucker.” Silent Bob gestured to him like he was a brand new car. You turned your head, confused.

“You want to be my first kiss?” You asked

“Well, hell yeah! And if you get any STDs I’ll pay for all the medical bills, scouts motherfuckin’ honor,”

You two kissed, naturally. Well, actually, there was nothing natural about it. Jay was so handsy you almost lost track, and when you pulled away you could have sworn he was still kissing the air. Silent Bob Applauded and gave you two thumbs up, nodding.

You just said, “Thanks.”

#kevin smith #clerks #view askewniverse #clerks animated #view askew #oneshot #x reader #first kiss #fluff #jay x reader #jay and silent bob #jay and silent bob reboot

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cinemajunkie70 · 2 years

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Happy Birthday to Silent Bob himself, Kevin Smith!

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