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pinkiemachine · 29 days
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PART 9 BABY!!
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Bro, the only thing that would have made this more perfect would be if his name was Terry the Turkey…
Part 10 👇
Part 8 👇
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ky-landfill · 11 months
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DC Social Media AU Part 7
I'm back
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rad-batson · 7 months
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The Waynes - TV Pilot (Part 2 of 4)
Logline: In an effort to appear as harmless celebrities, billionaire Bruce Wayne hires a reality TV crew to document his family members' chaotic lives. (Part 1)
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Part 3 is up now!!!!
DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION (I WILL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT /J)
Btw (O.C.) means Off-Camera and (O.S.) means Off-Screen. I use (O.C.) for when they're in the room but not visible and (O.S.) when they're not in the room at all, but that's just preference :)
Again, I am working on finding the best way to upload this to AO3, but I can't promise if or when it will happen.
The second episode will be parts 3 and 4. Follow "#the waynes script" for updates!
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b-busranur · 8 months
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incorrectbatfam · 6 months
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Do you have hc with the batkids together with Damian's pets? Like who over feeds the pet, or who brush the Alfred the cat or batcow, who sleep with batcow, or who hug the pet in a bad moment
This also could include Ace and Harley if you want
Also I love your blog 💖💖💖✨✨
Ace pulls Cass out of bed when she hits snooze
Titus follows Steph around waiting for her to drop food
Duke walks around with Alfred the cat asleep in his hoodie
Barbara reads new library books to Bat-Cow and gets her opinion
Dick rants about his day to Goliath
When no one's around, Jason talks to Haly in the third person and refers to himself as a puppy uncle
Jerry terrorizes Tim in the shower
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mochinek0 · 4 months
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Daminette December 2023: 16-Pet Store
Marinette thanked the kwamis for giving her an advantages around animals. She had moved to Gotham and was working part time at a pet store. Her new apartment still didn't allow animals, but she could still play with them.
Marinette looked up from her desk as an owner and his dog walked up to the counter.
"This is Titus." the boy announced.
"I can take him from here." Mari spoke.
"I insist that I take him to the back." he stated, "You look new. Titus has specific taste."
Marinette rolled her eyes and grabbed the leash out of his hand.
"Come on, Titus." she smiled, "Think you can prove your owner wrong and go by yourself like a good boy?"
Marinette turned and Titus willingly walked along side her to the back. Neither saw Damian's shocked expression. Damian had trained Titus himself. He knew Titus wouldn't trust anyone so easily.
'Something is wrong here.'
When Damian returned, his anger only grew. The same girl had brought Titus back out for him. Titus stood towering over her and licked her cheek. She had smiled and reached behind the counter and handed him a sealed dog biscuit shaped like a bone.
"The ingredients are written down on the back." the girl declared.
Damian turned it over and sure enough there was a sticker on the back.
"The font is misleading." Damian spoke, "It appears to be handwritten."
"It is." Marinette replied, "I made them. I make all the treats."
Damian looked at it again and shoved the treat in his pocket.
"Titus. Come." He spoke.
Titus followed obediently.
'I'll just run analysis on this and see what kind of underground network she is apart of.'
Damian had found no hidden agenda through the biscuit. All ingredients were perfectly healthy for Titus or any dog. He had handed it over to Titus in disappointment. Titus ate it happily.
'Traitor, but I know who won't betray me.'
Oh how wrong he was. Marinette carried a happily purring Alfred the cat in her arms.
'I should bring Goliath. She'd likely be frightened. I would win and she would no longer have power over my pets. I could do that, but then Father would be upset. He already doesn't like Goliath and finds him to be dangerous. This would only further his thinking.'
"Cupcake!" a voice shouted from behind him.
"Uncle Jagged!" Marinette smiled, placing Alfred in his carrier.
Damian turned to see Jagged Stone and his famous pet crocodile walk in. He watched in surprise as she disregarded the reptile and hugged the Rockstar. After, she turned towards the croc. Damian was ready to pull her away, but the croc rolled over and she scratched his stomach as if it as a dog. He was speechless.
'Maybe bringing Goliath would be a mistake. I need to learn her secrets.'
Marinette looked at Damian as he handed over his resume.
"You don't need the money." She spoke, "So why?"
"I prefer animals to human company." He answered honestly.
Mari smiled, "I say anyone who doesn't is a liar."
Marinette turned away and took the resume to the back. Damian realized he had smirked when she left. He quickly brought him emotions under control.
"I don't think there would be a problem, but I'm sure my boss would want to cover her ass, if you somehow got hurt on the job." She declared, coming back.
"Explain." Damian insisted.
Marinette sighed, "Make sure that if you got injured, while on the job, that she isn't sued by a Wayne."
"I would be fine." he growled out.
"And your father?" she asked.
The Wayne heir sighed, "I think his only concern is that I don't bring more animals home." making her giggle.
'Did I pass?'
Damian was called back to the boss' office. He knew they wanted to know his angle; why he wanted to work there. His siblings ad gone through it before when they got jobs. Damian took out an envelope and slid it over the desk.
"Inside is a viable check worth $10,000." Damian stated, "Pair me with Marinette Dupain-Cheng as my mentor. If I am not paired with her, I'll report the check as fake."
The vet just looked at the signed check and nodded, absent-minded. As Damian went looking for Marinette, he heard the boss call out that they had a quick errand to run.
Damian observed how careful she was with the animals. There were times he thought she was trying to flirt, by acting clumsy, but he quickly learned that wasn't the case. Other workers would ask if she had fallen that day or if she needed a bandaid.
Marinette waved off the concern, "It'll just be another bruise. I probably wouldn't notice. I can't keep count."
If he caught her, she'd say thank you and continue ignoring him. Damian had learned from the other workers that Marinette fixated only on the animals. They invited her many times to hang out or even grab a bite to eat after work. Some offered to pay, but the answer was always no. They had later learned that in the past, Marinette's friends had backstabbed her. As a result, she was friendly at work, but once she was off the clock, she didn't give them a chance to get to know her.
"I would like for you to come to my home." Damian declared.
"No. Thank you." Marinette answered, getting ready to leave for the day.
"I have animals." he spoke.
"I've seen them." She replied, "Titus and Alfred, correct?"
"You haven't seen Jerry or Batcow." he remarked.
Marinette froze as she was tying her shoe.
"As in-" she began.
'Gotcha.'
Damian smirked, "Batcow is an actual cow and just so you are aware, Jerry is a turkey."
He could see her trying to figure out how to answer him. Ignore him or see animals she had never seen before.
"I'd like to see the cow." Marinette whispered, embarrassed, "This doesn't mean were friends, all of a sudden!"
"Of course not." Damian agreed, "Just colleges, who share a love of animals."
Marinette smiled as she walked out the door.
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frothing-at-the-mouth · 6 months
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Pumpkins can make a fine treat of cows I probably got the scale wrong with some of the animals but oh well, I had fun. - v-
(ID: An Illustration, Damian Wayne sits on the floor holding a carved pumpkin, Batcow leans her face in to eat the flesh, Titus sits behind Damian, resting his chin on his head, Jerry the turkey runs across the foreground holding a piece of the top of a pumpkin, Alfred the cat follows after him -ID End)
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arrowmaker15 · 6 months
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(Damian, peeking into the library)
Damian, whispering: Psst, Todd!
Jason: What do you want?
Damian, still whispering: I need your help.
Jason: I'm the only one who ever actually visits the library in the manor. You don't have to whisper.
Damian: Oh. (Stands up straight) I require your help.
Jason: With?
Damian, stepping out of the way to reveal a fucking TURKEY: I require your assistance to hide Jerry from father and Pennyworth for at least a week.
Jason: That's a fucking turkey, Demon. Why would I help you hide that?
Damian: Simple. You enjoy chaos, and father discovering a turkey in the Batcave then learning it had been there a week would send him into a panic.
Jason:
Jason: You little bastard... I'm in.
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spider-lilliss · 7 months
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A list of all of Damian Wayne's pets but they are just getting bigger:
1. Alfred Pennyworth the cat (named after Alfred the man of course)
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Alfred found him and brought him to Damian! He said he reminded him of Damian.
Edit: it happened in batman incorporated volume 2 if you want to read it! He appeared in issue 6.
2. Murder King (Wayne Family Adventures universe)
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His birthday present from Bruce.
It's free on the website Webtoon! Wayne Family Adventures chapter 13.
3. Jerry the Turkey (li'l Gotham universe exclusive)
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I don't remember the details but Damian encountered a pack of turkeys while on a mission and he just kept him after that.
4. Titus
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I unfortunately haven't had the chance to read Titus's comics yet, I think Bruce got him to Damian?
Edit: I recommend reading the super sons annual, it's a one shot of Titus and the other super-pets as the league of super pets.
Anyway he's a very good dog.
5. Batcow
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Rescued from a mission on a slaughterhouse! When Damian saw what the place did to animals he declared he adopts batcow and as of now he's vegetarian.
Edit: again, I recommend supersons annual if you want to read about her! She's a member of the league of super-pets as well. The origin comic is batman incorporated volume 2 issue 1.
6. Goliath the Dragon Bat
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If you're Damian Wayne's fans I really recommend reading Robin Son of Batman! It's where Goliath was introduced, in general I consider it the best Damian Wayne comic ever.
To short things up, Damian found him at his time with the League of Assassins while on a mission, and brought him back with him. Later on Robin Son of Batman he also brought him to Gotham to be with the other pets.
Bonus pics
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Isn't he the cutest? He's my favourite (shhh don't tell Alfred).
And 7, the newest member- Wiggles!
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Appeared in nightwing volume 4 issue 42. He just appeared and Damian adopted him and took him to the cave with the other pets.
Comparison of Wiggles near Goliath-
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That's my presentation for today. Goodbye.
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sweethotspot · 25 days
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The Deal
Summary: Jason makes a deal with Damian and regrets it.
Warning: Cringe
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"I can't believe I'm going to do this," Jason said, standing outside of Damian's door. He then knocked on the door.
"Come in," Damian called. Jason walked inside and saw Damian drawing in his bed.
"Demon Spawn."
"Zombie."
"I need your help," Jason said, Damian smiled and closed his sketch book, smiling more.
"Oh really, you need my help?"
"Don't make a big deal out of it, I just need you to distract Bruce while I go out to handle some people. Can you do that?" Jason asked, leaning on Damian's door frame. Damian crossed his arms and smirked.
"What's in it for me?" Jason rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"I don't know, what does an 11-year-old kid want?" Jason asked, annoyed.
"Your credit and debit card, and your ID," Damian listed, Jason was shocked and confused.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You heard me, credit card, debit card and ID, or I don't help you," Damian said, Jason groaned and took out his wallet, then threw his credit card, debt card and ID at Damian.
"Thank you," Damian smiled and then got up and ran to Bruce's office.
-The Next Day-
Jason was sitting in the kitchen on his phone when Bruce walked in.
"Hey Jason, can I talk to you?" Bruce asked, Jason looked up at him weird, thinking Damian ratted him out, but he just put on a fake smile.
"Sure." Bruce sat on a stool next to Jason.
"Can I ask you a question?" Jason slowly nodded.
"Why did you buy 40 hay bales and 20 pounds of nuts and seeds, each?" Jason eyes widen but tried not to show it.
"H-How did you find out?"
"Because it's here, and Alfred brought it to the barn, which leads to the next question. Why did you buy a cow and a turkey?" Jason eyes widen more, and jaw dropped.
"I BOUGHT WHAT?" Jason yelled.
"Did you not know you bought a cow, turkey, and food to feed said cow and turkey?" Bruce asked, Jason quickly calmed down and chuckled.
"Where's Damian?"
"In the barn," Jason quickly ran to the back to the barn, where Damian was happily feeding the cow.
"YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING COW AND TURKEY?!" Jason yelled; Damian just smiled.
"Yeah, I wanted more animals."
"Was Goliath, Titus, and Alfred not enough for you?" Jason asked pissed off.
"I wanted exotic animals."
"YOU HAVE A FUCKING BAT-DRAGON HOW MORE EXOTIC CAN YOU GET?"
"I don't understand why you're mad. You should've guessed something like this would happen. Why else would I ask for your cards and ID?"
"You little shit," Jason cursed.
"I'll name the cow, Batcow and the turkey, Jerry," Damian said excited, Jason just sighed in defeat.
"Happy very early birthday, I guess," Jason said, then walked away
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dankgemestho · 6 months
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I wanted to draw them because I am obsessed with these guys and "if there's no new content, make it yourself" and so I drew a moment from chapter 2 of my jondami arranged marriage au fic To Wed A Warrior, the next chapter which this takes place in will be posted around the end of the day on Nov 1st!
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bronzeflower623 · 4 months
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Name ideas for Damian's unnamed pets?
in Batman Tales: Once Upon A Crime, there's an image of Alfred (human) on a playing card alongside all (or nearly all) of Damian's pets:
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And there's Jerry (turkey), Titus (dog), and Alfred Pennyworth (although the coloring is different, so it might be a different cat).
But there's also three chicks, a snake, a pig, and a turtle (or potentially a tortoise) that are all unnamed (as far as I know), so I wanna hear if anyone has any name ideas for those animals.
Pets not shown in the picture include Goliath (dragon-bat) and Damian's dragon from Nightwing #42 whose name doesn't actually appear in the comic from what I can tell, but there was someone from the Nightwing team that joked about the dragon's name being "Wiggles", and it seems people who are aware of the dragon run with that (although if anyone has any more specific information about that, please let me know).
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e-elizabeth-l · 2 years
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how Jon came to know about Damian being an artist
Jon: *shock*you did that *pointing at a drying painting*
Damian: yeah just this morning 
Jon: fudge off
Damian: what? and did you say fudge?
Jon: not the point, you did not paint that this morning 
Damian:*raising an eyebrow* yes I did 
Jon: you did not paint that this morning 
Damian:*scowling* I did 
Jon: I don’t believe you 
Damian:*pointing at a doodle in the corner of the notebook’s page* you drew the pineapple 
Jon: my pineapple is shit 
Damian: oh it just needs a bit of shading
Jon:*rolling his eyes* oh shut up 
Damian: little charcoal
Jon: where did you learn so much about art
Damian: I learn it as a coping mechanism 
Damian:*murmuring* though I didn't know that at the time
Damian: *whispering*and to get validation from my mother 
Jon: a coping mechanism for what 
Damian: my time with the league of assassins 
Jon: .....
Damian: .....
Jon: what else did you paint 
Damian: *bemused* Were you angry with me for having a hobby 
Jon: Evidently.... yeah 
Damian: want me to show you other drawings 
Jon: y’know I'm going to bug you when I have an art assignment 
Damian:*turning towards him* you’re taking that as an elective?
Jon: *smug grin* yes and every year until I graduate 
Damian: I fucking hate you 
Jon: happy to hear it
Jon: *looking through some of Damian’s work* so which one is your favorite 
Damian: *mumbling quietly* the family portrait 
Jon:*being a little shit* what was that 
Damian: you heard me
Jon: no I didn't 
Damian: yes you did
Jon: ok I did but you have to show it to me 
Damian: *grumbling about idiot Kryptonians* fine I’ll show you 
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b-busranur · 6 months
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