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jesusisonaboat · 1 year

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The trailer for The Chosen Season 3 is out. These are lines from Jesus that would have been better received than “I am the law of Moses.”

Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7z868kEl5s

#thechosen #jesus #law #pharisee #lawofmoses #moses #jesusmemes #jesusmeme #meme #memes #thechosenmemes #thechosenmeme #iamthelawofmoses #the chosen #the chosen meme #the chosen memes #jesus meme #jesus memes #i am the law of moses

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heatherschultz · 1 year

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anarchist-duckk · 2 years

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#jesusmeme #technojesus #jesushimself #jesus

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paaxindigenouswitchcraft · 2 years

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rajeshdas82 · 4 months

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When Jesus Christ took birth and started propagating the message of one God, spirits used to enter the body of Jesus Christ which were being sent ☑ by Satan or Kaal Brahm. And they used to deliver prophecies that were against the law of God.

#jesusmemes #jesusdaily #jesustakethewheel #saintrampalji

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cyanide466 · 1 year

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😂 #foodmemes #jesusmemes #dankmemes #dankmemesdaily https://www.instagram.com/p/Cph9RKNOuhg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#foodmemes #jesusmemes #dankmemes #dankmemesdaily

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nicsplace · 1 year

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Every. Single. Part. Of. This.... Reposted from @thesinglewoman “And that is the wonder of all wonders, that God loves the lowly…. God is not ashamed of the lowliness of human beings. God marches right in. He chooses people as his instruments and performs his wonders where one would least expect them. God is near to lowliness; he loves the lost, the neglected, the unseemly, the excluded, the weak and broken.” ~Dietrich Bonhoeffer There is no one too broken, too imperfect, too lost and rejected and “lowly” for God. He loves us all, he accepts us all, he invites us all in. If some church has made you feel like you don’t quite FIT, know that with Jesus, you will always have a home. ♥️ That is the miracle of Christmas. ✨ • • • #mandyhale #god #godquotes #godmemes #faith #jesus #jesusquotes #jesusmemes #christmas #christmasday #christmasquotes #christmasmemes #merrychristmas #christmasishere #hope #jesuslovesyou #godslove #godislove #sunday #sundayvibes #happysunday #dietrichbonhoeffer https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnIg_UNc5P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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allforgodmuziksblog · 2 years

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Jesus we love you!!!💗✝️👀🙏AMEN???👉 Who loves Jesus??? - - Follow us for more amazing content @allforgod_muzik - - #jesus #jesusislord #jesusteama #thankyoujesus #teamjesus #jesuschrist #jesuscalling #jesusisthereasonfortheseason #jesusculture #jesusfollower #jesusismysavior #christianity #dailybibleverse #jesussaves #jesuslovesyou #jesusfreak #verseoftheday #biblequotes #devotional #praise #jesusitrustinyou #injesusname #jesusdaily #praisejesus #fixitjesus #jesusmusic #jesusheals #jesusmemes #jesusislife #givemejesus (at In Jesus Name) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeRRCX6uuWG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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claravioli · 4 years

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God said "soft boys >>>"

(i made the meme myself btw ! *^*)

#moonlightlovers #moonlightlovers meme #moonlightloversmeme #raphael moonlightlovers #moonlightlovers raphael #moonlightlovers aaron #aaron moonlightlovers #beemoov #beemoovmeme #jesusmeme #godmeme

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letsgetthisdailybread · 4 years

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nobody:

catholic priest on the third week of advent: it’s not pink it’s ROSE

#catholicmemes #jesusmeme #religiousmemes

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christianandnerdy · 4 years

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“God loves you more than you love baby Yoda” Repost from @churchhopperstv Repost from @churchychurchsigns using @RepostRegramApp - Funny this sign is. . . (Thanks @thatfunnychurchsign for your pic). . . #babyyodamemes #babyyoda #babyyodameme #churchsigns #churchsign #funnychurchsigns #funnysigns #funnysign #signsfromgod #signfromgod #signporn #churchmemes #churchmeme #christianmemes #christianmeme #dailybible #biblememes #biblequotes #jesusmemes #jesusmeme #godmeme #godmemes #churchfunny #jesusquotes #godquotes #godlyquotes #faithquotes #churchoflaugh #christianhumor #christiancomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/B8aK2ZRFWge/?igshid=1i3yqtiyg30qg

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cheerfullycatholic · 5 years

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#god #jesus #meme #jesusmeme #funny #christ #catholic #christian #romancatholic #catholism #faith

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smolllittlebean · 5 years

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Went to church, got the bread and wine. When you receive the stuff you have to say something like “thanks be to God” or something like that but I froze up and didn’t remember so she goes “the body of Christ” and I pause and she looks at me expectantly and I go, “Yup”

I cannot Catholic

#catholic #catholic things #i cannot #with myself #this is not the first time #i have done this #jesuschrist #jesusmeme

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illuminati-propaganda · 4 years

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Master Jesus Sananda, the Ascended World Teacher & the Spiritual Hierarchy

Ascended Master Jesus Sananda Kumara: The New Scriptures.

Kathryn E May channeling messages from the World Teacher of Great White Brotherhood

When Master Jesus was here on Earth some 2000 years ago his mission was to bring us the message of love. Unfortunately, his message was not always transmitted as intended, but he’s now back to rectify the wrong done in His name.

What many might not know is that Christ is only one of the many incarnations of the Ascended Master Jesus Sananda, the World Teacher, and member of the Great White Brotherhood, at least according to a popular line of spiritual teachings.

It is a line that goes from the Kabbala, passes through the Tibetan Kanjur, Trismegistus, Jakob Böhme… before arriving to the occultism of Blavatsky and from there reaching until nowadays… very important days, the Age of the Aquarius.

This line of teaching is now known as “the Ascended Masters Teachings”.

This era is so important that Master Jesus Sananda decided its time to speak to us again in person, through his New Scriptures, released in 2014 to some obscure lightworker in the USA.

Confused? Let’s proceed with an order

#ascendedmasters #ascended sleeper #i have ascended #my soul has ascended #jesusmeme #jesus #jesuslives #jesus fucking christ #jesusismysavior #funny gifs #gif art #gif #theosophy #mysticism #mystique

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cyanide466 · 1 year

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🤣 #jesusmemes #dankmemes #dankmemesdaily https://www.instagram.com/p/CpARkXxuGQM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#jesusmemes #dankmemes #dankmemesdaily

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workmansong · 4 years

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i weaponized my thought of the day into a #meme // thx #newport for a wonderful packed crazy night #jesusmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/BVsThnnljRz/?igshid=1v7oya3xs0sqz

#meme #newport #jesusmeme

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