wei wuxian would probably be taller than lan wangji if he wasn't starved as a child. my guy was 186cm tall after being starved for 4-6 years, he would probably be like 190-195cm tall.
i love the idea that both wei changze and cangse sanren were also both freakishly tall, and because of that their kid is eye-level with nie mingjue or more, like dude. dude.
WWX: tallest person in jianghu
just for the record, wwx is canonically 186cm, but i think this is better! this also means that every modern au has tallxian, and i will not compromise on this >:3c
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day one of @omiixcx yunmeng trio week! prompts: free day (lotus), soulmate marks.
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spicy lotus forced to eat wangxian dog food. I do not envy him.
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Xue Yang: Hey Xiao Xingchen, are you a painting?
Xiao Xingchen: .... No, why?
Xue Yang: Because I wanna nail you against a fucking wall.
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I just realised something. Jin Ling better get an expert matchmaker when he grows up. Lord, he's surrounded by the most rizzless people ever!
Who is this boy going to learn from? His dad, the martyr to chronic foot-in-mouth disease? Jiang Cheng, the man boycotted by all the matchmakers? Wei Wuxian, disaster gay? Lan Wangji, lord of let me bite you to tell you how I feel?
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sharing this information with everyone thank you have a wonderful day ahead
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