detective pikachu was so.. cute.. :“)
ive only been in weight training for a day and i already loathe it
someone tell my partners that cauliflower is not DIET BROCCOLI
now that i wont be overworked all the time i want to try and go fully vegan again so bad
ooh i cant sleep i have mega anxiety and i wanna die
not gonna lie I’m pretty sad that I sont have mutuals that I regularly interact with
what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but nooooo i have to “study” and “work” so that i can earn ‘‘‘money’’’ and pay ‘‘‘bills’’’. fuck all life.
is there anything better than listening to glass animals on a clear summer day
jassbusters is a good album.
“why do you keep producing such terrible content op?”
me every time my fave gets into a situation that should get them killed but the writers let them live
be the horrifying feral entity you don’t wish to see scuttling upside down on your cieling
if the premise of your ‘‘‘romcom’’’ is “woman eventually falls for a gross man who doesn’t deserve her despite him doing nothing to change his attitudes or behavior to meet her standards” i promise you there’s nothing romantic or comedic about it
making any post on this site that contains the words “tender”, “feral”, “unhinged”, “yearning” and/or “hands” is like ringing a pavlovian bell for gays
fuck yeah im an INFLUENCER!!! my content is clownery, i promote stupidity and im sponsored by the circus
not me spending forever on a GIF header for tumblr to murder it!
Edit like an hour later: YEAH I MADE TUMBLR MY BITCH