#jk he’s always babey

[bonnvivre]

a funny thing- ch 24/25 word dump

WUAHAHAHA 4AM BABEY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

i’ve been cookin low and slow with this one and i mean real slow like. too slow . as in 2 weeks later whoops

this one’s a real doozy so grab a snack

FIRST PAGE ON THE GOSUKU TAG WHEN YOU SORT BY KUDOS LETS GOOOOOOO major rweiser W

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ch 24

thinking abt yuuji flying down the sidewalk and megumi becoming the equivalent of a flag whipping behind him pls yuuji not everyone can keep up 😭

fred says fuck

mmmmmm crunchy cookies i love me some egg shell

yeah with cooking, you can play around with the measurements and adjust along the way, but baking is whole different beast :[ i made creme brulee for our new year dinner, my first time baking actually, and i was terrified the entire process cus one wrong step and its over (they turned out good in the end, though i wanted to leave it in the fridge longer) 

sukuna and uraume on the same wavelength love that

daww megumi just be a kid its okay 

gojo’s nicknames for toji PLS father-fushi and fraidy-guro

hehehe he technically called sukuna pretty ,, i agree

LMAOOOOO AINT NO WAYY OFC HE SABOTAGED HIM 

i feel like toji would actually do well in getting sales (if he had the proper cookies) considering he’s “a pro at freeloading off women” which leads me to believe he’s got hella charisma . 

“Fushiguro stops just before the table, one hand balled into a fist so tight, the muscles of his arm are easy to see, flexing dangerously beneath his skin.” uwwheheheerhfbud sorry

OH SHT THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING YOOOOOOOO AND SUKUNA JUMPING IN FOR GOJO ???? in front of the kids in a school fundraiser is crazy lmao

pinky

gojo taking bets on who’s gonna win reminded me of mei mei betting on the gojo-sukuna fight

i had a crazy amount of secondhand embarrassment going thru that hhhhhh yknow that feeling when you just wanna curl up and cover ur eyes and you’re fighting to even look back ? yeaaaaa

“Hurting people is bad. And you’re not bad!” ohh yuuji ughhh he has no idea of what sukuna was before, that he’s done more than hurt people .. children really only see the side of their parents that they’ve allowed to show them. it’s why kids usually think the highest of them, so yuuji saying that sukuna’s not bad gets me cus he’s known and seen only the best of him. but it makes me feel gooey inside cus, while everyone else sees the former king of curses, yuuji sees his dad and when he does eventually find out, he’ll still always be his dad before anything else (does this make sense i hope it makes sense im trying to make my thoughts coherent)

oh hey they’re talking abt it !

I GASPED OH MY GOD PLEAS EOLASOE APLEAS EPLAS EPALEAPSLEAPSH NOOOOOOOOO FFGGHGBBVV HITTING MY BED GRFGHJVNGRRAAGGHHFEG

im being tortured i thinj you’re trying to kill me here this is the worst case of edging ive ever had in my life (no not like that) 

post-chapter notes:

IM ALREAYD RIOTING YASTOP BLUE BALLING ME

id read real housewives of jujutsu sorcery

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ch 25

GRADE 1 ?? AS IN ONE ?? AS IN  O N E  ?? AS IN, YUUJI IS NO LONGER A PRESCHOOLER

when you said small time-skip, i thought you meant a few months later . i was wrong

aight time to update the time board: yuuji’s in first grade so he’s 6 yrs old, we’re in 2013 now (i think), gojo is 24 yrs old  23 yrs old (chap takes place during summer, bday not passed yet)

it’s 2013, he can get a 3ds now :D im gonna get him on smash bros . OR KID ICARUS UPRISING IT SHOULD BE OUT ALREADY

they should totally name the potential pet after me (jk)

OKAYYYY THATS A START HE KISSED HIM ON THE HEAD !! WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE :O now go lower. preferably on the li

oh yeah yeah definitely not together whatever helps you sleep at night man

im gonna need the bad bitches birthday bash one-shot someday with the way shoko’s bringing it up

the fact gojo’s heard the threat so many times before that he can finish it and brush it off

CANDY CRUSH  !!?!??

AWWWWWW THATS ADORABLE ;____; sukuna wanting to do something to surprise gojo’s first day as a teacher and yuuji suggesting to make a cake cus he knows his daddy loves sweets AND they spent the whole day prepping awawawawaw so cutee

they called on uraume for help too LOL poor them 

yuuji being a snitch HA i can’t help but think of my siblings

you can’t be serious gojo, not after that? people also don’t usually sleep and cuddle the homies cmon man

mother is mothering and mother is leading the herd (no but i love how he adapted to the role very easily, likely to prior experience)

whuh the fundraiser was last year ? am i overthinking the timeframe … ok im back after going thru the calendar that makes sense 👍 carry on wait hold on first semester of first grade ended so they’re on break ... summer break ?? unless this is going off of a different schooling system (oh yeah duh japan lol)

ohhh please let them meet mama-guro i can imagine the absolute shock on their faces trying to comprehend how someone like toji managed to marry someone like her 😭 bonus points if toji is much more softer around her too and the sheer whiplash of seeing him having ANY sort of loving side is enough to send gosuku into a spiral

“It’s exactly the type of thing Sukuna would never be caught dead wearing, which means Satoru must do all in his near-infinite power to make him wear it.” real

THESE THREE ARE RIDICULOUS LMAOOOOOO sorry kids your fathers are busy trying to one-up each other

“But, then again, these are just go-karts; how much damage could he really do?” famous last words before disaster

oh no

hey sukuna’s living life at least he’s having fun and that’s all that matters 🥰

not the pyramid projectiles

CONICAL AMMO !?$&7)-)26 MARIO KART IRL GONE WRONG oh my god its too late for this i need to sleep

OH MY GOD ?????? 

WHADDYA MEAN THEY’RE GONE ??????

post chap notes:

what just happened

no really what jusr happened

the amount of times i’ve said oh my god throughout the entire go-kart scene i was clutching my pearls

he recreates his reign in the silliest ways, all while wearing nice little red bow :3

nah i get it the entire first arc was dedicated to how messed up he was abt suguru so i understand the doubts but they’ve also near kissed multiple times .. unless they were super down with kissing the homies 

“I sure hope nothing bad has happened to them...” STOP

#i spent a good chunk of time trying to figure out the time frame help #i was thoroughly entertained throughout ch 25 #AYE BUT GO-KARTING IS AN EXTREME COMPETITIVE SPORT THO #mario kart can bring out the worst in ppl #ok sleepinfh now gn #a funny thing happened on the way to therapy #for weiserr #lai’s word dump n thoughts #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gosuku #sukugo

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

Hi Em ! I just read chapter 9 for a second time, because the first time i read it i was so busy wth stuff but i couldn't miss the update and had to read through it quickly but i have to say it was so beautiful, I'm so glad Rhaenyra and Babey made up. I have a brother as well, he's older than me and i can honestly say when siblings are angry they say the most horrible stuff but next thing you know when it comes to saving the other's ass they'll give up their fight. I love how you portrayed that scene, i always love wholesome sibling interactions.

But woo then we have our angry Kepus who heard the whole interaction, i could practically feel the vibration of rage seeping through him, it felt like i was also in a standstill with Babey. I think that what Babey did was right, she did it for her family, her Kepus and her babes, she was already a badass momma since Brat and continues to be so.

I also loved the smexy scene especially and I'm pretty sure i can speak for everyone on this :

“If you taste like this now,” he groans into you, lips scarcely leaving your flesh to shape the words, “I’m hiring a fucking regiment of wet-nurses. They can feed the babes – this’ll be for me.”

Yeah i had to set down my phone and cool my face off cause i was being asked whether I'm ok with my face being so red. But what i also I truly loved was the intimacy that both Babey and Daemon had, i feel like the love between them is so pure (hah get it cause their both Targaryan? Jk jk lol) but like i feel like they compliment each other so well but at the same time you can see them as a unit because they're so intertwined with their love, but that doesn't mean they can't be independent. I honestly don't know how to describe it because i wish i had the words to explain how i feel for this series it's just urgh ! 🩷

But thank you so much for another chapter !!!!

-🧇

HAAAAAAAAAAI, 🧇! HOW ARE YOU?

I'm so glad you enjoyed Chapter 9! It was definitely a long time coming, and so great to begin to tie things off for Babey and Daemon. I decided ultimately not to make it a whole thing, the big 'reveal', because Daemon's been flaunting his badussy around the joint waaaay too much in recent chapters. Time for someone to shut him the fuck down, lol.

I'M SO HAPPY YOU LOVED DAEMON'S FERAL, HAHAHA! He's always grotty. I'm veeeery happy to have done a lil something-something in the breastfeeding zone, though it won't be fully-fledged until a future instalment, I think? I'm planning to end this one pretty quickly after the BABIES are born, teehee.

The relationship between Babey and Daemon has evolved out of my hands, honestly. It's wild how they've managed to develop with seemingly no input from me, haha - I'm just the dude following along with a laptop, writing shit down, it seems. For all their inherent fucked-up-ness (of which there is a BOUNDLESS well to draw from), they do have a weirdly wholesome domesticity vibe going? No idea where that came from, I have literally no metric from which to draw that. So, so thrilled that you are enjoying their vibe!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, 🧇!

#fanfiction comments

[karihighman]

I am 100% sure that Jesse Lee Soffer is the only human on planet earth that can go from this:

To this:

#chicago pd #jesse lee soffer #jay halstead #he’s a babe and a half #he’s a babey #he’s so cute and hot #i can’t even with him #would you look at this please #how does he do that #this is why i'm distracted all the time #cause of stress is this man #lol jk not really #ilysmjls #we love a smol polite bean #soft bby #also protect jesse #i stan jesse lee soffer #he looks good always

[btsbee]

(28-33/∞) Jungkook gifs

#bangtan #networkbangtan #armiesnet #ggukienet #bt21net #kookoo #agifs #jk* #i always try to make these 2x2 to make them look 'better' but he's so cute skdjfsjdk how can i now post him do the flower pose :( #lil babey

[sktls-ig]

The mercs get asked on a date/go on a date what they doin

Scout

He brags. Constantly "ayo spy did you here how dat pretty person asked me out?"

The others ask if it's a guy and if it is he gets all defensive like "whatda hael I aint gay!" *I kissed a guy and I liked iit*

But nah he'd be super happy all day trying to find what outfit he'd wear or whether he should ask spy for help

Spy

Honestly

Doesn't get to giddy about it, he's used to it..he's French yknow

But he still looks his best constantly

Gets prepared to leave the next day if things get "intimate"

If its someone he likes tho he'll make it his mission to make sure this person has everything to make them happy

Will buy should of Vincent van go if it's someone he likes

Sniper

Red mess. (Or blu depending on team lmao. Jk he's red)

Like put a side by side comparison of a tomato and him. Won't be able to tell the difference

Tries to worm out a sentence

"When you, you, you, when you, when, when, you, whem"

He accepts but ends up always thinkin bout how he would kill you

Hes bi boo

He cries when he sees pretty women or men

Soldier

Will most likely accept for a flower. Or a new thing to wear on his head

Honey included

Naked fighting included now exclusively with honey

He comes in an army outfit and ends up naked chasing birds in the parking lot of a gay bar. With his date

The dumb one on a date

"What would you like to order sir?"

"Are you talking to me or her?!"

"...sir i was talking to you, what do you want"

"...a racoon!"

Alot of screaming

Probably American themed date

Yells. But in a childish four years old way

Medic

Again. Red. But only when alone

He doesnt make it obvious he like you back, but he let's you pet his birds

So its pretty obvious he does like you

Archimedes doesn't though

Medic will try to look nice but comes to the date covered in blood. So he and his date get kicked out..

The manager mysteriously disappeared the next day

Will harvest dates body parts while asleep

Gay. With a lil straight

He prefers men but will go with a woman.

Will use said woman's breasts to feed his birds

Engineer

Again. Red. Hide it either with the lil hand thing where you cover half your face with one hand and turn (usually it's followed up with "stawp eet") or just his hard hat

Will teach how to build at some point

Super happy and goes in a suit

...outback steakhouse date (the restaurant Gordon. The restaurant 😔)

Fancy man

He is sweet and is the kinda dude to put his jacket over a puddle for you

Will tear pervs to shreds

Pyro

Will reply with arson

You know how joker spreads oil in the shape of his face before burning down arkum in the Lego game

Yeah like that bit with yes or no

In the person's house

Starting forest fires with bea ❤

Having a ball

Just comes in his usual arson suit

Chases butterflies. Wich without the mask are mosquito's. They are biting him

Hasn't learnt about birds and the bees yet

Babey

Hard to see if he's actually enjoying the date or wants to set the federal government on fire

Demoman

Cries drunkenly when asked

Will most probably completely forget about the date and remember halfway through

"Oh shit yeah this is a date"

Once he realises his gentleman mode kicks in

Though he's very drunk

And emotional

Ots painful for the person who asked

He's trying leave him alone

Heavy

He's really happy abt it bc not alot of people aren't scared of him

He might accept but he might give thm a hug and a nice decline

He doesnt try, he looks good enough honestly

He pays. For food. At a fancy diner

He gives compliments constantly

He's usually only there to see the person smile

#tf2 #scout tf2 #medic tf2 #tf2 scout #sniper tf2 #tf2 medic #engineer tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 headcanons

[yomiurinikei]

hcs of nikei doing precalc…. jk jk umm not hc rq but whats ur take on leel hajime jw

•cries

•doesn't understand what an asymptote is

•match the graph to the equation: ((x-a)^2)/(x-b) ~ ((x-a)^2)/((x-b)^2) ~ (x-a)/(x-b)

•find the zeroes, write the equation in factored form, but make sure there are no irrational or imaginary numbers

~*~ anyways. leeljime. we discussed this some but have hcs too ☺️ (warning: kinda depressing at the middle there)

•doesn't,, remember his parents much?

•like. i would think they cared for him until he was 4-6 but after that they prolly just dipped,,

•so he can remember little flashes of things, and has picked up certain characteristics of theirs, but couldn't tell u much abt the people themselves

•my sock is inside out pls help

•anyways,,, i dont think he was a very disagreeable patient? he never tried to fight or do things he was told not to

•but he also,, was not shy about the fact he was tired of putting up with treatment

•like!! he wouldn't cry or fuss, but he also wasn't optimistic about things, and kinda. understood that it was lucky he was even still alive, and he didn't expect to get better

•now for a total change in tone: he definitely had favorite nurses/doctors, and as happy as he was to be discharged, was sad to say goodbye when the time came around

•one time he got into a petty spat with a new nurse who didn't realize he was hospitalized indefinitely

•and he definitely took it as a personal victory when said nurse left before he did

•there was also a doctor who would sneak him smaller treats, extra servings of things he didn't need, etc etc, when his diet wasn't being monitored for health reasons

•i'd like to imagine, based off the child's day picture, that he wasn't bed ridden? his legs were just rlly weak so he got pushed around in a wheelchair

•when he was like,,, bitsy babey still getting a diagnosis tho, he couldn't move as much as other kids his age, and was bed ridden at first

•anyways tho!! i don't. think they'd give him a wheelchair he could move himself (and iirc, most. pediatric hospitals wouldn't rlly have those for patients)

•this did not stop him from trying to have grand adventures while he'd be taken outside for some fresh air

•,,,the key word there is "trying" but. he still had fun even if he did not have much success

•this is more a bigjime thing, but i like to imagine he picked up some jsl/knows how to read japanese braille (just doesn't remember all the characters) due to being in the hospital

•like there was other kids!! and even if. he was always kinda the one who was there the most, it was nice to be able to chat a bit with whoever came in

•and a lot of times, they'd just be starting to learn for themselves, so! he could learn with them, or at later dates, could help teach some of the basics

•. remember how i said he wasn't fussy, at the start?

•yeah there. was an exception. we see he has like,, actual (assumedly prescription) reading glasses pre-utsuro

• "i do not care i do not want to see i am not looking" headass. just did not want to do anything related to getting his vision checked, ever

•it was probably the light sensitivity. having his eyes fucked with and poked and prodded at and focused on just so things wouldn't be fuzzy was not worth it

•oh idk if japan has any of these programs. but ik at my elementary school we'd work on making quilts for children's hospitals, so like,, during recess once a week id go and spend that time knitting so i could contribute a square to the blanket?

•i like to think he'd work on little things like that when he had the spoons to. he couldn't always, and it took him a while to get things done, but it made him happy to feel he was helping

#sdra2 #hajime makunouchi #headcanons #children of utsuro

[ash-and-starlight]

8 songs / 8 people

rules: answer 8 prompts with 8 songs, then tag 8 people, thank you so muuchh @dameferre for the tag! 1. Your favorite song at the moment thinking of a place by the war on drugs I’ve been listening to it on repeat lmao

2. A song you associate with a favorite character or ship when hozier wrote sunlight he was thinking about zukka

3. A song that could be about you the entirety of the Electra Heart album by marina and the diamonds was written for and about me babey

4. A song you think is overrated uuhhhh every song I don’t like is overrated <3 jk but since the memory is still fresh that one switzerland song that was about to win eurovision...,,,,, oh man

5. A good song that reminds you of a specific memory me & my friends spent a whole day blasting the bad touch by the bloodhound gang while on a trip and now I’ll always associate that song with getting weird looks from passerbys

6. The last song you listened to foreplay by mild orange (I have the whole album on repeat bc it has the Right Vibes for my current wip and I listen to it while drawing lol)

7. A song that makes you laugh I,, don’t know honestly? probably all star by smash mouth for obvious shrek reasons

8. A song you want your mutuals to listen to i’m gonna expose my tastes here listen to mary on a cross by ghost it s l a p s i...,, don't think I have 8 people to tag that haven't been tagged yet so if anybody wants to do this consider yourself tagged u.u

#this was so difficult bc as soon as I saw song prompts my brain went blank #complete void #I actually never listened to a music before in my life <3 #tag meme

[maplecourtesy]

TAZ:G NOTES, EPISODE 35

WE’RE BACK BABEY. i am skipping my uncles wedding for this also i have comletely forgotten not only what happened last episode but also the entire plot. also i’m kinda glad there wasnt an episode last time cuz it was smack in the middle of exams and i’d feel left out again </3

TIME TO PARTY????? EXCITING OPENING. :OO?? CHAOS PARTY????? CHAOS PARTY. O H. CHAOS AND ORDER PARTY.. INTERESTING

CHAOS YOUNGER SIBLING. yeah thats fair. i think it’d have been funnier if chaos was older though.OH WHAT HAPPENED LAST EPISODE WAS GOODCASTLE REVEAL.

[most of the content under the cut, because spoilers!!]

chaos having regrets and developing an emotional connection to the plan was not how i expected this episode to start but i can dig it. oh boy this is actually really interesting. i thought it’d be a fun party episode. but. i guess chaos order party Would start like this.

THREE MORTAL CHILDREN. every reminder i get that the thundermen are literal actual teenagers makes my heart do a little flip. they r just kids :(

GOODCASTLE FUCK YEAH. FUCK YEAH MAN. FUCK YEAH GOODCASTLE.

SIR REGINALD THISTLEWHIP. IS THAT WHAT HIS NAME HAS ALWAYS BEEN. IS IT FISTLEWHIP. FIZZLEWHIP??? i like fizzlewhip.

WKJSBKDJFBJ FITZROY GRIFFIN. HE IS KNIGHT IOF GOODCASTLE NOW. WJSBDJKFJB FITZROYS LOSING HIS MIND. MANS BEAN IS GETTING F R E A K E D.

FITZROY IS HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. HES JUST BELLY FLOPPED IN FRONT OF SIR REGINALD FIZZLEWHIP AND SPIRALING

the sword thing being the only reason he wanted to be a knight. me too.

knight to knight. reggie. FITZIE AND REGGIE. AND.. AL.

HEY GORDIE HI GORDIE I MISSED U GORDIE MY FATHER DAD<3333333

oh boy right rainer in trouble.

fitzroy maplecourt, knight of the realm of goodcastle, Dance Commander.

HIERO DIDNT KNOW??? man theres so many characters happening everywhere all the time.

festo: what day is it!
fitzroy: its judgement day.

festo: oh shit!

have i ever mentioned how much i love festo because i REALLY love festo.

groundsy’s hut.. havent heard that in a while. that was like forbidden right it has to be important

they are Squadded up… althea gordie festo Reggie this is gonna be fun

THYE R JUST CHILDREN ALTHEA CMONNNN U CAN GIVE EM A LITTLE .. A LITTLE NUDGE U CAN HELP EM OUT.

althea: if U dont have a plan. and WE don’t have a plan. then whos fighting the bajillion demons.

R THEY TALKING ABOUT THE XORN?????? XORN TIME????

GORDIEGORDIEGORDIE LETS GO

JWBSJDBFJSDJNKF ALL OF THEM DOING THEIR DUMB CROSSTALK OF TRYING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF. FITZROY DEFENDING FESTO. THIS IS HILARIOUS. i know a couple people thatd be happy if justins plan went the way he wanted but i for one am glad that there will be no sacrifices

GROUNDSYS PLACE. ITS BEEN LIKE A YEAR SINCE I HEARD ABOUT GROUNDSY.

oh thank god the thundermen get a rest. finally. TIBIA AND GHERKIN<33 MISSED THEM. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. BELLETON.

last nights chat was the sleepover chat right<33333 missing that<3333333

FITZROY IT WAS VERY FUNNY IT WAS REALLY FUNNY BUT ALSO… U JUST PUT UR FACE ON THE WHOLE CRIME.

ADMITTEDLY IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF THEY JUST UP AND LEFT. AND THEN PIRATE ARC. AND THATS THE REST OF GRADUATION.

argo my beloved. u are the lovable rogue.

WHAT NOOOOOO NO WE CANT LOSE THUNDERMEN LLC. THEY CAN JUST BE PALS CALLED THE THUNDERMEN LLC

OOO THE MUSIC… COMMODORE IN JAIIIIL BABYY. ayo they fucked him up real goodWHY DID HE JUST ESCAPE THAT CANT BE GOOD THATS NOT GOOD.

firbolg i love u he is just dreaming that is all,, awww firby<33333 oh wait what time travel stuff???? oh boy okay. time travel fucks with my head and i am bad at thinking already. its super cool though!!! “what is powerpoint.”

OH. IS THIS A CHAOS FITZROY DREAM???? I MISSED U I MISSED U I MISSED U. LOOKING DOWN ON CHAOS. SEXY. IDK IF THIS IS CHAOS FITZROY OR NOT BUT THIS IS GOOD NEVERTHELESS.

i still dont know about order but i think i can sympathize with chaos which is. alarming.

FITZROY U ARE THE CHOSEN ONE AND I LOVE U AND I THINK U SHOULD DISMANTLE CAPITALISM AS A WHOLE NEXT TIME.

did this motherfucker say heighth

chaos: this may be the last time we see each other

argo, without missing a beat: oh thank GOD.

WHBSKJDS YEAH ARGONAUT ME TOO

yknow ever since they were like argo likes to be called argonaut ive been calling him argo more i think

NEW CHAOS VIBE. oh my god the rose tinted glasses.

FUCK O F F I JUST YELLED SO LOUD. CHAOS IS JUST A KID THEYRE JUST A KID I CANT DO THIS ACTUALLY. I BREAK WHENEVER ANYONE ENDS UP BEING “JUST A KID” AS MENTIONED BEFORE IN MY “THUNDERMEN R JUST KIDS” NOTE. OUGHFHDFHDFHGDH CHAOS IS JUST. A KID GOING OFF WHAT ORDER HAS BEEN TELLING THEM IS RIGHT FOR EONS. THEYRE JUST A NAIVE KID THEY DONT KNOW A WORLD OUTSIDE OF THE ONE THAT ORDER HAS BUILT FOR THEM THEY DONT KNOW ANY DIFFERENT UFGHJDFG . THEY ARE SCARED. SHUT THE FUCK UP TRAVIS IM GOING THRU A LOT RN. me when i become a chaos sympathizer. AND THEY JSUT SAID THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME WE SEE THEM??? AFTER THAT BIT ???? DONT DO THIS TO ME DONT.

just took a 10 minute break from the episode to try and figure out what the trope of some great and powerful person being a child all along is called. results inconclusive but its one of my favorite tropes.

A TANTRUM. A TANTRUM, SHUT UP THSI FUCKIGNF CHILD THING IS MAKING ME SO SAD.

ayo festo i was having a moment.

FITZROY SLAP MAGIC AU.

AYOOOO???????? AYO FESTO PARTY TIME????????? AYOOOOOOOOOOOO???? FINALLY. FUCK. YES. FINALLY.

F U N. H A T S. FUN HATS FUN HATS.

stupid argo with his stupid straw boater hat. and firbolg with their stupid leaf hat. and fitzroy with a JAMIROQUAI HAT??????? WITH. ANTLERS?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK YES. YES. YESYESYES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISDOE. FUNNEE HATS.

they are doing drugs.

they are doing so many drugs at once .

DRUG MUSIC. THIS IS SO FUN

oh we are in drug audio time. PARTYTIME PARTYTIME.

argo literally doin the whole barbershop quartet bit

YEHAHHHHH GO OFF ARGO DRUGS FUN AND GOOD (jk haha dont do drugs guys . or like not too much)

YOU ARE THE WIND AND YOU ARE THE MOON. NATURE AND HIS FRIENDS AND HIS CLAN.. LOVE THAT.

ayo is fitzroy having one of them villain tango moments except homoerotically with a glowing golden version of himself. there is so much symbolism there about how that’s the physical representation of his magic and stuff but i will ignore all of it and focus on just how sexy of a visual concept that is.

THIS IS. SO SEXY. THEY. WINK. OH MY GOD.. THE “YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THEY BEGIN AND YOU END” LINE. THIS IS SO HOMOEROTIC IS IT MEANT TO BE. THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING WITH THIS. FITZROY MAGIC BACK FUCK Y E S .

argo fucking. dork.

THUNDERCLAP. AYOOOOOOOO LETS GO FITZROYYY. “AS EASY AS YOUR HEARTBEATS, THE MAGIC FLOWS OUT OF YOU” THIS FUCKS.

“i guess you could say the magic was inside- *vomiting noises*”
HESKDHFNKSDN TAHSTB SO FUNNY HES SO FUNNY

MY FAVORITE EPISODE. THIS IS THE ONE. TAZ GRAD EPISODE 35 MY BELOVED. IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. thank u travis for my life. also griffin for my life. oh hey this ended up being a long post for such a short episode. huh! its cuz it was the best episode thats why.

#taz #taz graduation spoilers #taz grad #taz g #taz grad spoilers #the adventure zone #taz episode 35 #sir fitzroy maplecourt #fitzroy maplecourt #argonaut keene #argo keene #master firbolg #the firbolg #taz graduation #taz notes by krys #krys talks

[ragnvindrbrainrot]

"You're Mine."

Character: Childe

Request: Yeah from my own horny brain 😩

Warnings: Softcore Yandere, 18+ themes, violence ig? bondage, knife play, sadomasochism, mention of master/server kink, slight degradation?

Words: 1.2k of pure thirstiness babey

okay first of all Childe is devoted to his partner regardless of being yandere so jot that down real quick

normally when Childe is interested in someone he wont mind playfully reciprocating when a stranger is flirting with him in an attemp to make his interest jealous

however with you the idea that Childe could give the impression of not wanting you? of not needing you? that he doesn't have you on his mind and your name on the tip of his tongue every waking moment his job forces him away from you?

he'd literally rather die lmao

Childe kind of,,,, he's like a dog lol has to make sure people know what's his

before he starts charming you if someone's checking you out the moment you turn away from Childe that man is slinging an arm over your shoulders and playing up his cheerful carefree act

but don't be mistaken. under that smile is a scorching glare directed at anyone who even dares to look at you in a way he deems "rude", or "lusty" which could be anything from admiring the way sunlight catches on your hair to having the gall to not notice your beauty 🥴

and if someone dares to flirt with you? it doesn't matter if he's not there when they do. after all as a harbinger its not like the fatui lackeys are going to question his orders to watch over you and report any, shall we say, discrepancies then well. he'll just have to handle it won't he?

not to mention archons forbid the flirter makes you uncomfortable, some things Childe has learned while working for the fatui are suddenly a lot more useful

anyway,,, moving on to what we're all here for lol

Childe might come off as careless and harsh, perhaps even sometimes dismissive in certain scenarios (bro u aint ever paying for a single thing again in ur entire life if he can help it💀) but when the night rolls in? and its just the two of you with no one around to report his "weakness" to the tsaritsa?

oh he worships you

he has all manner of things he wants to say and do to you but most of all the things Childe needs most is you in pleasure, anything you want, anything you ask for as long as it doesn't let another see you coming undone Childe gives it to you without a second thought

okay so some specific ones that made me really go 🥴 and commit to typing this up haha

bondage. thats it thats the hc (jk jk)

silk ropes, handcuffs, spread bars, hell even his scarf, no especially his scarf Childe is always breathless at the sight of you tied up and at his mercy

the knowledge that it's only him that gets to see you like this? that you, with how strong you are don't hesitate to give complete and utter control over to him simply because you trust him to take care of you? ooohhhh it sends shivers down his spine

he lavishes you with kisses up and down and up and down your torso leaving little nibbles and hickeys wherever he wants and feeling his chest fill with pride at the way your whimpers and moans echo around the room

also im not saying hes a sadomasochist but hes absolutely a sadomasochist haha

his madochist side refuses to let himself cum until you have at least twice and even then Childe is still more focused on giving you pleasure then taking it for himself

throw back to that point that he'd give you anything you ask? ask to dominate him and pretty please tie me up, choke me, use me in whichever way you as long as he's blessed with the sight of you in the throes of pleasure his master/mistress

okay moving on to sadist Childe don't mind if i do mmMmMmm 🥴🥴🥴

ask him to be rough with you and you might have to pray to the nearest archon for oxygen because it makes him so excited he kisses you quite literally breathless

just look okay the idea of you letting Childe be rough with you, tugging you around by ropes or his scarf, pulling on your hair to remind you to keep your eyes open so he can see the way they roll back into your skull when he brings you over the edge

he loves the fact you like the marks he leaves all over you and how you can get shy when people gossip about your hickeys

choking? fuck man he choked on air when you brought it up 🥴 the fact that you're willing to put your life in his hands? in the most literal sense of the words while being so intimate gives him a hard on so painfull he thinks he might just cum on the spot

pushes you down on the bed, one hand around your neck the other in your hair tugging it every time he sees your eyes flutter shut, and as he thrusts harshly into you he whispers every filthly thought that pops into his head

"you're mine, only mine sweetheart"

"mine to use, mine to love, mine to wreck"

"only I get to see you like this, tied up and begging with tears in your eyes as i make you cum over and over and over again"

"they can dream all they like but at the end of the day you belong to me, your heart, your mind, your body, your pleasure, its all mine. isn't it, darling?"

"next time someone dares to flirt with what's mine, I might just have to show them, though of course then i'd have to kill them after all haha!"

okay so moving on to a unpopular kink of mine i just KNOW Childe would moan to think about 🥴

knife play baby and since he can make daggers w his vision lets just combine the two to make knife+vision play

loves the heady feeling he gets at seeing blood beading at the light cuts he skims across youre skin, but don't worry Childe will follow his hydro blades with his tongue pushing down and dragging it along the cut loving how it makes you squirm and whine in a beautiful mix of pleasure and pain

also aftercare with this man? prepare to be treated like a god/goddess

need a drink? of course! feeling hungry darling? why just tell him what you want to eat and Childe will get it right away

on top of that if you want a shower but don't have the energy to stand up don't worry Childe will carry there and wash away all the sweat and cum from your session

Childe will run you a shallow bath after washing the grime away, warm water and bath salts to soothe any aches and leave you to soak while he cleans up the bed, changing the sheets swapping the blanket and picking out clothes for you to sleep in (one of his shirts of course 🥴)

after all that he comes back and slides into the bath behind you, peppering soft kisses to your neck and shoulders all the while whispering praises about how wonderful you are, how much he loves you, the fact you make him feel whole in a way he didn't know he was lacking

unsurprisingly you probably fall asleep in the bath to his sweet praises, but thats okay : ) Childe will drain the bath and dry you off softly and put your sleeping clothes on before carrying you to bed where he wraps you up into his arms and blankets

the next morning you wake up to a lingering kiss, hooded eyelids and the smell of breakfast as Childe spends the few minutes he has left before leaving for work looking after your wellbeing

#simp hours #yan hours #childe #tartaglia #liyue #hcs

[loniereads]

cr: Sufficiently Advanced Magic

*spoiler warning*

Chapter 1 - 5

Chapter one

“I was prepared in a thousand different ways that didn’t matter” - Me for every test I’ve ever taken ☺️✨✨

Omg is he gonna go look for his brother 🥺 This book said found family but make it literal - side note, love the name Tristan.

I hope it’s explained as to WHY hundreds of 17 year olds are enduring a judgment to their possible death????

Imagine you’re brother going basically missing, your mom leaving, and then your dad pulling you out of school so you can prepare to possibly ✨die✨

“It could take years to grow strong enough-” 🥺 He’s going to sacrifice years of his life and risk certain death just for a chance to reunite his family is this book gonna make me cry?

I don’t like his name as much as I like his brothers but yanno whatever- how do you even say Corin

I already hate the dad??? Hello? Your first son is gone and your second could follow in his fate and you don’t even see him off?? Fuck you buddy why are book dads such assholes

“I loathed hurting people. I always had.” so i have decided that if anything happens to Corin I will kill everyone in the room and then myself. WHAT A CUTIE SWEET SOUL

If this book forces him to hurt someone I’ll riot-

Oh my gosh he hates fighting but he’s willing to fight for his brother I LOVE HEALTHY BROTHER RELATIONSHIPS they’re so pure

Corin is so nice to try to explain all of this weapon stuff and rune stuff to me like I have any idea wtf he’s talking about- he’s talking and I’m like I’m just happy to be here ☺️

I feel like the fact that he’s paying for everything he takes is important- like maybe other people just take and don’t leave anything? But he’s like here’s a coin for you scary tower~

“It was too cute to die” why do I love Corin so

What a cute ass sweet ass cinnamon roll, my god🥺

HE FELT GUILTY FOR KILLING A SHADOW SNDKDNSK I love him sm what a king

Chapter two

Why does everything he say sound so intelligent

ldmoaha not Corin having a convo with a book

It’s been too long since I read a normal romance book why did my brain just decide to ship Corin and a BOOK

Ok but him taking time to ask about his brother has me so soft

What the flip chapter 2 was so short??? ):

Chapter three

“You shouldn’t have done that” how ominous and amazing and I love it

He so casually was like OH LOOK A DEAD BODY OH LOOKIE PEOPLE

Omg is he gonna find his brother in here- OH MY

OMG HE DID AHHHHH

just... kidding. He did infact not find him.

Oh wait someone younger than him though- so is going into the tower a choice? That would make it a little better. Like you decide when you go in or? I NEED MORE INFO PLS

The word resh is growing on me

He risked his gold key on her 🥺

I love this little merry band of criminals- also just hoping the kid doesn’t yanno....die

omg Keras is out here crushing stones with his bare hands 😏 hellooooo

Wait I’m so conflicted??? I want to trust Keras and Vera but I also want to trust the book alsnsish

Vera is a whole mood I really hope she’s not like evil or just a weird thing in the tower or idk whatever I want her to stay

AWWAIT ☹️☹️☹️ They left Keras behind- that can’t be it. He’s gotta come back right? Like book person is gonna save him? Right!!??

Chapter four

VERA SUCH A BADDDDIE

This ‘kid’ they’re carrying is just making out like a bandit, he’s just getting carried through the tower 😂

WOW FUCK YOU VERA??? UH I HOPE SOMETHING KILLS HER-but not rhe kid 😔

Okay this might be a weird jump- but WHAT IF THE BOOK ENTITY ISSSSS HIS BROTHER??????????? Like the book person seems to really care if Corin lives? so it’s either just like a really caring person, OR HIS BROTHER

Pls let me be right

That would be so cool

The book entity helped him to finish the rest completely? Is this allowed? This feels not allowed

Corin: fighting monsters with criminals in a magical tower, very time sensitive needs to escape quickly

Also Corin: lemme just wrote a little diary entry ✨☺️

So obviously he’s going to get to keep his memories

Also like he got out of the tower so easily? What?

“And don’t let anyone hassle you about your attunement.” HOW VERY OMONIOUS OF YOU TO SAY

Honestly- Fuck Magnus Cadence

REPLACEMENT? What?

His childhood bestfriend is his half sister? I love that???? Instead of making them love interests they’re half siblings that’s cool as hell. We love childhood friends to siblings trope

I will reiterate, FUCK MAGNUS CADENCE

I hope we get to see their friendship bc I’m here for this trope

Chapter five

🥺 he sent the boys glove to his parents I’m so soft

Their relationship makes me so happy?? Like I love this. So they better reunite or I’ll riot

BROTHERLY RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE BESTTT

I miss Keras 🥺

I am so unsure of Sera. I do love the sudden sibling, and I really really hope they end up having a cool relationship and like she helps him find his(their) brother and hdjsjdjs

If anyone gives Corin a hard time for his attunement I’ll throw hands-

Not them earning points at their schools- All I can think about how is “10 points to gryffindor”

I love the word behooves

Can they go back into the tower already 💀 This down time is killing me. I want book entity, Keras and that boy who was unconscious the entire time back.

-side note, I absolutely love how all three of them(Keras, Corin, and Vera) were all so concerned with this unconscious boy and they literally carried him to complete safety. Who is this boy?? Will he come back? I miss him he better not be be dead. Vera can die but not unconscious boy.

I don’t know if I’m supposed to like Sera... but she’s giving me “I’m better than you because I have a better attunement” vibes and I do not like that at all so if Icneed to I will pretend to doesn’t exist.

Aw the schools has like animal representatives decisions?? CUTE UM. - there’s way too many for my brain to keep up with but I love them anyway

Not them assigning kids to basically play pranks on everyone else and tell them if they don’t find the prankster kids they lose points- what a weird ass school

“You and Patrick were practically brothers” GIRL YOU CANT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE WHO HAS AN ACTUAL BROTHER WHO IS MISSING AND/OR DEAD

-Also I know Tristen isn’t dead because like then what would be the point huh? HUH? So he’s got to be alive

Or I’ll riot.

“A walking rainstorm” idk why but that is so fucking adorable. I love my new comfort raintorm, Corin.

I can’t wait for them(Corin and Sera) to meet up with their friends and they have to explain that they’re now half siblings.

Them reminding him to not lose his little sigil pin makes me feel like he’s going to lose or forget it ummmm

Imagine getting fucking EXPELLED because you forgot your pin on your other uniform.

I feel like that would be me honestly. Are people not just...forgetful in this universe??

Ngl i would hate to be in the tortoise division

Corins attunement is lamer but his division is called the Phoenix? Like that’s so much cooler than tortoise

The fact that sera is trying to convince me the Spider division isn’t real makes me feel like she’s in it???

I know my babey Corin didn’t mean this as snarky as I would have liked him to but I love this line so much.

SARCASTIC BOYS WITH DADDY ISSUES OWN ME AND IM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT

Ngl I was hoping they would have roommates- I love a good school roommate dynamic

For the third time I would like to make my opinion to be known; FUCK MAGNUS CADENCE

Why has no one made a playlist for this book on Spotify? I am throughly disappointed

Not Corin being ghosted by his book-

I wish I had half the motivation Corin has? Like it’s my boys first day of school and as soon as he gets into his room he starts studying. I would have taken a nap

Oop jk as soon as he couldn’t find the rune he was looking for he went to lay in bed.

I’m sorry what in the hell is Wyddsday??? Did I miss them explaining to hat this universe has different names for it’s days of the week?? How am I supposed to know when this is Corin? Or what day it even is currently

World building is so intricate and interesting and I absolutely live for it- but it’s literally so frustrating sometimes learning and remembering everything

Okay Sera being less irritated about her studies being interrupted because it’s Corin is cute

Fuck

I still don’t know if I’m supposed to like Sera

Tashday, Fersday, Kyrsday, Tensday, Vasday, and Wyddsday- either I can’t count or they’re missing a day. And what order do they go in? I need a calendar insert pls and thanks

Wait wait did he just run into an ex? What is this sndlsnsin “long-buried emotions”??

Oooo we get a name. Cecily Lambert

I didn’t possibly think I could relate to Corin anymore than I already do but here I am

The dorm chiefs introduce themselves to everyone? How cute and Curtis didn’t seem at all annoyed by Corin asking so many questions I love when upperclassman in books aren’t rude for no reason. It’s such a tiring trait they often have smh

I need his exams to hurry up because I would very much like to get back to the fast paced tower scenes-

I know absolutely nothing about Jin but I love him immensely

#book commentary #if you’ve read this pls dm me ☺️ #sufficiently advanced Magic #arcane ascension #uhhhhh I’ll just edit this post whenever I have thoughts

[genshin-hours]

Anon bc I’m frightened periodt- jk but hhhhmmmm could I have a [survivor] matchup please..? If not don’t worry! But uhhh [I’ll keep it short, like me]

‘Tis I- a bisexual with a gender identity crisis (they/she) — ! I’m kinda boring tbh, brunette e-boy style hair (self cut babey) and brown eyes- I’m kinda chömky/chubby-ish but getting better with self confidence uwu- I have anxiety around medical ‘scenarios’- I’m about 5’2 😔 and get frustrated very easily- idk if this is needed but my MBI type is ESFP-

Anyways sorry to bother!

I match you with victor grantz!

victor would think you're absolutely adorable

he is one of the most kind and accepting people, so he would be respectful of whatever you're figuring out and support you 100% the whole way

he loves your hair and he thinks it suits you well. he loves carding his fingers through it if you let him, too

victor always tries to hype your self confidence up and let you know how amazing you are

he is super happy that you're growing to be more self confident every day!! he is proud asf

also, during any medical procedures or visits, he is right there holding your hand

he is your knight in shining armor, he will always protect you

victor is also great at helping people relax, so even if you get frustrated a lot, he is right there to help you

he will make you your favorite dessert or food and a nice warm drink and help you talk it out. even if it's just something small, he cares about you a great deal

victor also likes your positivity and finds it refreshing, and he loves being around you

you're like his sunshine :D

he lives for cuddling and hugging you, and he loves when you nap together

wick will snuggle you guys too if you're okay with it!

victor will kiss your cheeks and forehead while hugging you and reminding you how loved you are

please hold his hand and tell him how amazing he is

art credit

#identity v #identity v headcanons #identity v imagines #identity v x reader #idv headcanons #idv imagines #idv x reader #idv #idv victor #victor grantz #postman idv #idv postman #idv matchups

[barzzal]

Which are your favorite players? 🤗

based on skills and character (no specific order)

forwards;

sidney crosby (c): always knows what to say, a rink rat, a fucking dumptruck, and a very good captain. absolute favourite. will definitely have his number as my first nhl jersey <3 (used to not like pittsburgh but i’ve always been a clown anw i’m shameless)

mat barzal (c): my first born lmao jk both skilled and pretty, a bit clumsy, hockey/frustrated guitar player, justin bieber enthusiast, has got a whole lot of princess sofia going on. he’s my first hockey so 🤷🏻‍♀️ also d birthday boy!!!

sebastian aho (c): listen, this man can do no wrong i mean he’s so incredible esp when he gets feisty but ahhh he’s so pure i feel like he has a baby scent HAHAHA

mathieu joseph (rw): he’s fast but not barzy fast. this man is so great ig the only catch is that he plays for 🥴 hmm that’s why i haven’t seen him play a lot unlike the others listed here. i’m hoping tbl is the right team for him to like, bring the umph in his game ykwim? anw, 10000000/10 pls stan mathy jo!!!!

mikko rantanen (rw): golden retriever personality but can also do the work for the avs i mean the 92-29-96 line??? i might as well go home babe

casey cizikas (c): this dude uhm, dilf moment + he gets tanger riled up i like that most about him ;) more pls

andrei svechnikov (c): also a baby but a literal giant on ice. 10000/10 so spot on as a human being i will def buy again.

tyson jost (c): not a top player rn but HE WILL BRING HIS A GAME SOON it’s what the gods willed for this kid wait for him 😼 also seattle szn for josty??? i say why tf not josty’s already a key player so i’m confident he’ll progress more than he’s already had this szn ;)

defense;

pierre-olivier joseph: he will be big 😚 i feel like him and mathy will have that one powerful szn and istg yall won’t be ready for it. he’s one of sidney’s kids as well anw crosby pretty much fathers every kid in the team lmao (he might as well father mine JK JK JK)

ryan graves: a goddamn horse and a titan he’s actually gotten pretty good this season i love that for him (hoist the cup gravy we want to see it)

kris letang: A FUCKING HANDFUL i will stash this man in the slammer with zeeky istg let the girls fight ******

noah dobson: he’s there but not quite. i’m rooting for him either way would def want to see him grow as an islander

goalies; oh aka the loml

tristan jarry: the only player (next to sid) that makes me love the pens. yh i love the other genuine kids + geno ans tanger but tj is the only relevant goalie and the club should fucking kick the other one out the organization if u need another goal tender, just strap sid in his equipment then i’d prolly shut up

ilya sorokin: THE ONES WHO SLANDERED HIM ON HIS FIRST TWO GAMES HOW ARE YALL DOIN but like tristan, ilya is the only islander goalie that matters no i won’t change my mind. absolute god. soroking szn babey!

marc andre fleury: one word buddy, vezina.

#answered mail

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

That update 😳😳. OMG this man wants his babey to be full of him 24/7 and I am not angry at him about that. Where did he even find such a tool?! But then again it is Daemon😂. I really enjoyed this chapter ❤️

Lol, Daemon used to have platinum membership on the Street of Silk, remember? (Haha, JK!)

I imagine he became pretty familiar with… ahem… conjugal aids in his pursuit of leisure over the years, especially considering his issues with erectile dysfunction (I think we’ve like headcanoned this as a joint fandom? Dunno if this was ever actually confirmed, but I’m reasoning that it is and it’s a physical expression of the vulnerable feelings - the ‘weakness’ - he chooses to bottle up. In that first episode, he stops nailing Mysaria, which I always assumed was because he’s so preoccupied by his brother’s disregard of him and Otto’s influence over the King’s decisions. He seems to do something similar in Episode 4 in the brothel, presumably because Rhaenyra tried to wrest control from him which must have reminded him exactly what it was he was about to do - destroy his niece’s life for his own ambition. She wasn’t just some girl - she was Rhaenyra. In this fic, Reader’s passivity thus far has rendered this a non-issue, though we can expect potentially next chapter/a future instalment to explore this a bit more). I did a bit of research for the whole ‘dildo’ plot device, and it turns out that they were a fairly popular item in ancient times, so just imagine Daemon basically mail-ordering a dildo from the capitol for babey Reader haha; it ain’t like Dragonstone is exactly a hub for trade, so he’d have to have it purchased and sent by an underling from King’s Landing, I assume. This was Reader’s POV, so I didn’t really map out the exact logistics of his procurement!

Thank you so much for reading! I’m so happy you liked this chapter 😘❤️❤️

#fanfiction comments

[deerixiie]

if bokuto was your roommate ~ headcanons

prompt: what would it be like if bokuto was your roommate? completely platonic, you two just ended up sharing a apartment together.

tags: bokuto, fem!reader, aged up characters

warning: mentions of drinking

I’m sorry in advance

okay jk, bokuto is babey. Hes a handful, but he’s babey

He’s the type to wake you up at 12 AM and say “Y/N, let’s go to McDonalds!”

If there is some kind of spider or insect that bokuto sees, he’ll legit sCrEaM and grab a can of bug spray 

The funny thing is, he’ll be like “don’t worry Y/N, I got it!” while hiding behind you. 

Everytime bokuto is acting up or something happens to him, you call akaashi

It's gotten to the point where his number is on speed dial

“Hey, Akaashi-” “What did he do this time?”

Kuroo, akaashi, and even tsukki (obviously dragged over by kuroo) are over a lot 

If it’s not kuroo, akaashi and tsukki it’s just akaashi

Like seriously you’re basically part of the third gym squad by now

One time you weren’t at the apartment overnight for whatever reason and you come back to see bokuto and kuroo passed out drunk on the couch

You’re always cleaning up after bokuto

It’s either bokuto is sleeping like the dead or he’s pulling all-nighters—there’s no in between 

Sometimes you’ll just be in your room at 2 AM and bokuto will crash in and you’ll think like someone died or something but it’s just him showing you a tiktok smh

You see bokuto with his hair down

The first time you saw it you literally thought he was a completely different person and were shook

He wastes ALLLL the hot water in the shower omg

Sometimes you tell him to just go shower at kuroo’s place so you wouldn’t have to pay the water bill 😔👊 

He’s so messy. Like this man has nO sense of keeping his room clean

Both of you cant cook so you end up either getting food outside or calling akaashi

When kuroo first met you he thought y'all were dating and you were like “no” and bokuto was like “no? 🥺”

even though you are being dragged everywhere and you guys get into so much trouble, it’s really fun

He asks you to play volleyball with him, but you turn him down like 60% of the time and tell him to play with akaashi

“You wanna play volleyball?” “no, go call akaashi to play with you.”

Honestly you don't mind being dragged everywhere but you tell him to invite the third gym squad all time time so it’s not like you’re taking the place of his friends

Akaashi’s basically at your house all time time

It’s come to the point when if someone says “hey” you immediately think of bokuto’s “hey hey hey” 

His mood swings give you severe whiplash 

despite all of that bokuto is fun to live with! (even though you never get any hot water)

gen. masterlist

#haikyuu #haikyuu writing #deerixiiewrites #deerixiie #hq #hq writing #bokuto #bokuto koutarou #bokuto kotoru #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu time skip #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x fem!reader #bokuto headcanons #bokuto x reader #bokuto roommate #haikyuu roommate #bokuto scenarios

[milks-writings]

Hii, I saw that you wanted requests so I may I ask for Bokuto x reader where his s/o is super sweet and kind but also strong and slightly muscular, like in their thighs and arms we can see their muscular definition, please? I think this is a dumb request tho hehe 😳

✿.｡.:*☆.:*:*:.☆*.:｡.✿.✿.｡.:*☆.:*:*:.☆*.:｡.✿.

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: Kōtarō Bokuto x GN!Reader

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕥: Issa request

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕖: fluff

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: swearing

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕒/𝕟: I love this request so much anon aldjfoayf please feel free to send more requests in! I am hella bored and I wanna keep this blog alive as long as I can lol I also made it in Headcanons since it wasn’t very specific if it should be a one-shot or not.

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

☆*.:｡.✿ Headcanons:

Bokuto having a very sweet, but also muscular S/O:

This babey was a little imitated by u at first ngl

yes even tho he is buff af

He saw you a few times in his class and once you two got set up to do a project together he was like “pls be nice to me”

The first conversation was so weird literally

“H-hey y/n!” He is so nervous like pls don’t beat me up

But then, suddenly you were so sweet like wtf

He feel in love with you immediately

From “I am fcking scared of you” he went to “I have to protect you at all cost”

He asks you sometimes if you want to work out with him totally not because he wants to spend more time with you

If you say yes he will literally get the happiest man on the world

This whole workout thing gets kinda your thing and you always bring him some snacks along with it, from protein shakes till protein bars because yk protein is v important hehe

To spend even more time with him you offer him to help with his studies!

Akaashi is really glad you do so like finally, someone is willing to help

Once you meet the volleyball team they are totally whipped for you

You are so sweet and you can handle Bokuto?

Issa big catch

You are working out with him and making him even more motivated?

Issa even bigger catch

Bokuto secretly loves your tights they are fcking hot ok

He is SO whipped for you

Probably will confess to you first with no fear because of how sweet you are

Like your sweetness boosts his ego so much

If you tell him you like him back he will never have any emo modes in the next three weeks

“I am the luckiest man alive!”

You only giggle

He is again, fucking whipped for you

He is also a simp for you

If you are being too cute for him he will just hug you or kiss you to make you shut up because he can’t take your cuteness

“Y/N you are so sweet”

He might cry while telling you that

Jk he is crying

The first date he took you on was to the gym, with the reason “Because that’s what brought us close in the first place”

If someone says something about your muscular body like “It doesn’t suit you” Bokuto will def throw hands

No one shit talks about his s/o

Pls come to his games

Cheer on him the loudest and his spikes will get three times stronger than they usually are

That’s why Akaashi asks you if you can always come to his games from now on

Of course, you agree

If you wear his jersey on his match he will cry out of happiness

This boosts his ego up form 0 to 100000

If you ask him to show you how volleyball works he is even more in love with you

HE LOVES EVERYTHING YOU DO OKAY

You don’t hit a ball?

He will still tell you how well you did

You once practice with the team and you are the worst player?

He will still tell you that you were the best

You breathe?

YOU ARE DOING GREAT SWEETIE YOU ARE THE BEST IN THAT OMG NO ONE CAN BEAT YOU IN THAT YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FUCKING PRECIOUS

He is a simp ok

If you are insecure about being more muscular than the others in your age, gender, etc. he will shower you in affection and tell you how much he loves you, with all the imperfections you have

Maybe now he will tell you how much he loves your juicy tights hhhhh

Kinda a thirsty hoe for you-

Did I already mention that you would be the it couple?

Like fr, a muscular and sweet person with Bokuto is literally the match

You two have pretty similar interests so he loves you even more and more

If you want to work out, even more, he always keeps an eye on you to make sure you won’t overwork yourself

Let’s also talk about cuddles

He loves to be the big spoon, but you being the big spoon? YES

Your muscular arms around him? YES

Your muscular legs wrapped around him? YES

If you are taller than him its a bonus

He also just loves to hold you in his arms and caress over your arms and always tell you how beautiful you are

He would do anything for you since you are always so sweet so he thinks that its the best thing he could do in return

He often cries out of happiness because like;; How can he get such a perfect s/o? You are so sweet and aljsdoyjfsyd

Yes he is a big simp

Honestly, I would rate your relationship with him as a good 12/10 bc damn you both hot and buff and you being sweet is a very big bonus, as the cherry on top

Did I already tell u that he is a simp for u?

#bokuto kotaro x reader #bokuto x reader #bokuto kōtarō #kotaro x reader #bokuto koutarou x reader #haikyuu!! #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! headcanons #haikyu headcanons #haikyu!! headcanons #haikyu!! x reader #hq!! x reader #hq!! headcanons #hq x reader #hq x you #hq headcanons

[jincherie]

CHEERLEADER!JK COMMISSION | SNEEP PEEP

Namjoon is one of your project partners in a random elective the two of you chose, and he was meant to give you a part of the assignment he’d been working on yesterday but, of course, forgot it. And then again today, when he was meant to drop it off on his way to work, he forgot it once more. So here you are, walking to his stupid apartment and preparing to break in because it’s due next week and you need his part to finish yours, damn it.

Thankfully, air conditioning greets you the second you step inside the building and cools down whatever heat has managed to cling to your form from outside. Luck is on your side—no sweat today, babey! In a slightly better mood now that you’re out of the sun, you follow the path your legs have committed to memory to Namjoon’s apartment.

Normally you’d rely on someone being home to let you in so you can ransack Namjoon’s room, but in his apologetic text he’d informed you that everyone is out and so with a great, big sigh you’d resigned yourself and dug the lockpicking set you received one Christmas out from under your bed. It’s heavy in your back pocket now as you walk down the hallway of the floor their apartment is on, already feeling like you’ve committed a crime. Before you can even throw yourself into thoughts of which tool would work best on their front door, you catch sight of something you most definitely weren’t expecting.

There’s someone else in front of the apartment door, jiggling the doorknob and attempting to work it. You don’t know if they realise its locked and are trying their luck anyway, or whether they’ve yet to figure it out, but while their back is turned to you they have provided you with an excellent view.

Broad shoulders with tan skin peaking out from below a muscle singlet and glistening with sweat where their body catches the light. Dark curls are plastered to the back of their neck, arms out and a tattoo sleeve on one leading your gaze down its length. He’s very athletic, you gather of the stranger immediately, and you’re almost drooling at the way his bicep shifts and tenses as he tries the doorknob once more. Your gaze finally frees itself and scans over the rest of him; defined back, tiny waist, nice butt, thick thighs—

Wait. You know that waist. The sight of it bared by a skimpy cheerleading outfit is one you’ve committed to memory.

“Jungkook?” you say, feeling your stomach dip in excitement. Does it always do that when you see him? You can’t remember.

At the sound of your voice and how close it is, the male jumps in fright and lets out a noise eerily close to a squeak. He spins, slamming his back against the door and smacking a hand over his heart.

“Oh my god,” he breathes, eyes closing and head falling back against the door with a thud. The sight is borderline sinful when combined with his damp hair and sweaty form, and your thoughts threaten to take a dangerous route before you reign them in. You smack your libido back in place— down, girl! “y/n, you scared the living shit out of me.”

A moment passes before his eyes snap open and the breath leaves him in a whoosh, and he’s looking at you like a cornered rabbit, cheeks already warming in his fluster. “W-wait, y/n? What… What are you doing here?”

Cute. If you could, you think you’d pack him up and put him in your pocket.

#another peep for cheerleader jk #hmmmm im having fun :D #bout half way thru #two more scenes then smut huhuhu #jungkook smut #bts smut #sneek peak #commission