Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy
"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy
"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy
"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy
"Ah, well done", Jake to himself
"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy
"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy
"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy
"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy
"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy
"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)
"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy
"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial
"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy
"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake
"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy
"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt
"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis
"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle
"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle
"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt
"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself
"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt
"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist
"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle
"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy
"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully
"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox
"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt
"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt
"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself
"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father
"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape
Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔
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Joel McKinnon Miller
Physique: Chubby/Husky Build
Height: 5'11" (1.8 m)
Joel McKinnon Miller (born February 21, 1960) is an American actor who is best known for portraying Don Embry on Big Love and Detective Norm Scully on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. A staple of episode television for over two decades, essaying blue-collar types in both dramas and comedies like Everybody Loves Raymond, Cold Case, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Bones. Features - The Truman Show, Friday After Next, The Family Man as well as Super 8.
Handsome, husky with a nice pair of tits. And if you know me, I'm a sucker for a nice pair of tits. Nice dick sucking lips, I can live with or without his flat top as I’m not going to be focusing on that for long. His no-nonsense brush cut and imposing frame did much to disguise the fact that Miller had studied opera and theater in college and appeared regularly in stage productions for years. Miller began working on television and in films in the early '90s, quickly amassing a formidable list of credits.
Lets see, the native Minnesotan is married with two kids. Fuucckkk… Who am I kidding, by now it'll be weird if the men I like aren't married with children. It kinda makes them more desirable. Not that I'll go after a married man, they just seem hotter for some reason. And right now, Joel McKinnon Miller is hot as fuck. All he need is a big role, nudes or a sex tape and he'd more appreciate by more daddy lovers.
RECOMMENDATIONS:
(2013) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
(2013) Shotgun Wedding
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Masterlist
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who i write for:
MCU:
tony stark
steve rogers
bucky barnes
natasha romanoff
peter parker
loki
billy russo
BRIDGERTON:
anthony bridgerton
benedict bridgerton
colin bridgerton
simon basset
king george III
GOLDEN TRIO ERA
harry potter
ron weasley
hermione granger
neville longbottom
oliver wood
draco malfoy
fred weasley
george weasley
pansy parkinson
theodore nott
mattheo riddle
lorenzo berkshire
blaise zabini
MARAUDERS ERA
james potter
sirius black
remus lupin
peter pettigrew
regulus black
lily evans
barty crouch jr
evan rosier
lucius malfoy
poly!marauders
poly!jegulus
poly!wolfstar
poly!rosekiller
poly!bartylus
poly!moonwater
STRANGER THINGS:
steve harrington
eddie munson
robin buckley
jonathan byers
billy hargrove
GRISHAVERSE:
general kirigan
kaz brekker
inej ghafa
malyen oretsev
matthias halver
nikolai lantsov
CRIMINAL MINDS:
aaron hotchner
spencer reid
david rossi
derek morgan
jennifer jareau
emily prentiss
OBX:
topper thornton
rafe cameron
john b routledge
kiara carrera
pope heyward
jj maybank
sarah cameron
THE HUNGER GAMES:
finnick odair
peeta mellark
haymitch abernathy
MISCELLANEOUS:
elijah mikaelson
joel miller
geralt of rivia (the witcher)
tangerine (bullet train)
eddie brock/venom
barry allen (the flash)
sherlock holmes (enola holmes)
mycroft holmes (enola holmes)
maverick (top gun)
rooster (top gun)
hangman (top gun)
billy dunne (daisy jones and the six)
graham dunne (daisy jones and the six)
warren rhodes (daisy jones and the six)
eddie roundtree (daisy jones and the six)
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𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 { 𝟏/𝟏𝟐 - 𝟐𝟓/𝟏𝟐 }
i'm back with another event ! this time focusing on the festive season [ definitely the best season ]. i have 25 festive prompts at your disposal !
festive prompt list ✦ who i write for
🤍 - snowball ( send me a prompt and a character and i'll make a moodboard of the two combined )
❄️ - snowflake ( send me a prompt and a character and i'll write some headcanons regarding it. )
⛸ - ice skating ( send me a character and a prompt from the list and i'll write a short fic about it )
🐻❄️ - polar bear ( send me a christmas song and i'll write something based on the lyrics )
send all asks to my inbox! the earlier you send it in the earlier it will be posted. i am posting these in order of submission.
please try to send your asks in before december so i can set up the queue to make sure i get the content out every day !!
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I May Have A Type...
I made this after realizing that I may have a type for dirty blondes and blondes in general... (Don't mind Elsa in the corner 😅😅)
And this next one... I really think I have a type...
I don't know what I should call this type I have but I feel like there are some similarities... I just can't place my finger on it.
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Tagging peeps below if you want to contribute and/or tag your peeps idk lol XD
Tags: @micheleamidalajedi @eatmyshortsz666 @all-of-me-why-not-take-all-of-me @space-helen @sgt-morgan @doctoriletyougotogalaxy @drharlivy @livinglifelowkeyloki @rita-lean @inej-ruination-ghafa
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