#john mulaney new in town

[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: John Mulaney: New in Town

Rating: NR

Director: Ryan Polito, Jake Szymanski

Cast: John Mulaney

Release year: 2012

Genres: comedy

Blurb: Stand-up comedian John Mulaney tackles such red-hot topics as quicksand, Motown singers, and an elderly man he once met in a bathroom.

#john mulaney new in town #nr #ryan polito #jake szymanski #john mulaney #2012 #comedy

[your-not-invisible-to-me]

Yesterday I was making out with a dude in the shower and I slid my arm around his waist and felt the curve to his hip and was just like oh this dude has hips and immediately my brain just starts:

#aaron's life #why #to tell you I had to hold back the laughter #john mulaney #Mulaney #high waisted man with feminine hips #John Mulaney new in town #new in town #comedy #kissing

[valiantstarlights]

101 Dalmatians meet cute but with Hob and Dream. Dream's dog is a purebred named Jessamy (very calm, very regal), and Hob's dog is a mutt named Matthew (excitable and energetic).

Hob has only just recently adopted Matthew and is new in town. Dream's family has been in the area for generations. Dream is a famous author and Hob is a history professor.

Dream is just quietly reading a book and enjoying a rare sunny day out with Jessamy when this handsome man sits beside him on the bench, cheerful and friendly and making small talk. There are literally other unoccupied benches.

Dream is wary because he has had to deal with crazy stalker fans before, so he leaves with Jessamy. Matthew (still on his leash) runs after him because he smells better quality dog treats on his person, and drags Hob along.

We get the tangled leash scene, Dream's and Hob's legs getting tied together, their bodies pushed against the other. Jessamy's leash also gets tangled up with Matthew's, so the mess is a bit more difficult to undo.

Hob is apologizing and doing his best to untangle the leashes, except Matthew is hindering (and consequently undoing) his progress by jumping around, sniffing at Dream's coat pockets, left then right then back again.

Hob is like, "Sorry, I'm really sorry, he's just very excitable and--Matthew no--I'm trying to train him--stop jumping and giving me kisses ow fuck--"

Dream starts laughing.

And Hob stares at him, the two of them still tied up against each other, because Dream's face lights up, his eyes crinkled, his cheeks becoming rosy, and he has the most ridiculous laugh Hob has ever heard but it's also so endearing, that Hob just blurts out, "You're beautiful."

#101 dalmatians meet cute AU #dreamling #the sandman #my writing #every time I come across the words 'new in town' i automatically think about john mulaney's bit #but rest assured Hob has a house and doesn't have aids in this AU

[millimatter]

One thing about John Mulaney, he’s gonna put a horse in his Netflix Special.

“There’s a horse loose in the hospital!”

“There’s this thing called Equine Therapy.”

#john mulaney #new kid in town #baby j #kid gorgeous #the comeback kid

[oh-hush-its-perfect]

love magnus chase because the man will subtley drop something that happened to him that was really weird. "one time my teacher taped my left hand to the desk" "I got frenched behind the bleachers at a seveth grade dance" "one time a kid stole the terranium and hid it in the ceiling tiles until the tile broke and dead frogs exploded everywhere" like sir do you want some therapy? some dollars, maybe?

#same energy as that one John Mulaney skit #I AM GAY. I HAVE AIDS. AND I'M NEW IN TOWN. #mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #rrverse #riordanverse

[standupcomedyhistorian]

I was just browsing Reddit, and a post about John Mulaney caught my eye—

Apparently, this guy was able to get Ice T's REACTION to John Mulaney's SVU jokes from New In Town!

It's a great clip, and it's always so entertaining to see how people interpret their likeness appearing in a comedian's joke or routine. Sounds like he is very level-headed about it and gets why it's funny! 🙌🏼

Enjoy the video, and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔

#john mulaney #new in town #ice t #ice t reaction #law and order svu #i think there was a cameo someone paid for that's related to this routine too #he must get bombarded with people doing impressions of John's bit lol #youtube #reddit

[ettiqu-rtz]

"i am homeless, i am gay, i have aids, and i'm new in town." is just remus lupin

#john mulaney #new in town #remus lupin #marauders #wolfstar #am i wrong

[johnemulaney]

Favorite John Mulaney

Thought I'd try my hand at a lil poll. Enjoy! New content coming soon when From Scracth gets pksted to Netflix.

#john mulaney #kid gorgeous #new in town #sack lunch bunch #from scratch #The top part #the comeback kid #oh hello #netflix #comedy #broadway

[kickmyheadbill]

it’s his birthday

#john mulaney #john mulaney fanart #snl #saturday night live #new in town #comeback kid #kid gorgeous #baby j #art #fanart

[octopusoptimusprime]

guys … i saw john mulaney live last night

still not entirely over it

i adore him & im so proud of him. from scratch is incredible 🫶

#octo talks #sobs violently i never thought i’d get to do this <3 #john mulaney #from scratch #kid gorgeous #comeback kid #new in town #sack lunch bunch

[postilionstruckbylightning]

John Dee: I am an arsonist! I don’t like being lied to! I have a ruby! And I’m new in town.

#the sandman #sandman netflix #the sandman spoilers #john dee #david thewlis #john mulaney #new in town #neil gaiman

[hetomie]

The reoccurring horse...

#john mulaney mentions a horse #in new in town and the 2018 special AND his newest special #john mulaney #horsies

[spidermansbf]

migrating from twitter to tumblr like

#twitter #the great twitter migration #tumblr #john mulaney #i don't even like him anymore #but i had to make the joke #new in town

[thatineffablewitch]

I’m new in town

Friendly reminder I am still new to the official tumblr website (I’ve been pinning screenshots on Pinterest for years, but that’s a bit different.) I still have zero idea what I am doing so please be patient as I learn this site’s etiquette.

#shitpost #new to tumblr #tumblr things #hellsite #advice welcome #new in town #new in tumblr #john mulaney

[dilucsleftboob]

*rewatches every john mulaney netflix special*

#john mulaney #the sack lunch bunch #kid gorgeous #fuck i love this man #the comeback kid #new in town

[johnemulaney]

April 25 lets goooooo

#john mulaney #from scratch #Baby j #stand up comedy #kid gorgeous #new in town #the comeback kid