The People I Love are Already Dead by invisibleninja12 on deviantart
"kyukyujakujaku- deserted and lonesome, quiet and alone, All is void"
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No. Temari did not almost lose to Konohamaru. Not even close.
This might be an unpopular opinion, but 13 year old Konohamaru Did Not almost beat Temari.
Even Shikamaru said that Konohamaru was lucky, because he was about to get caught in Temari's wind scythe.
She was surprised that he could perform that technique as a genin, but she was not at all concerned about whether or not she was going to lose that fight.
Up until that point, Konohamaru had been giving the fight his all, and Temari had been going easy on him.
When Konohamaru threatened Temari with lethal force, she prepared herself use lethal force in return.
Remember, as a genin at 16 years old, Temari killed Tayuya with her wind synthe jutsu. You think she wouldn't have done the same thing to Konohamaru as a 19 year old Jonin????
Temari's speciality is long distance fighting. Konohamaru's is close distance and mid distance fighting. He wasn't going to win against her, because he wasn't going to get close to her if she didn't want him to.
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The jonin + tsunade and orochimaru reacting to the classic line "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid"
Tsunade: Furious, frothing at the mouth, planning on slamming them through a table and then fucking them.
Jiraiya: It's so true, he's so stupid. Please, he begs, please fuck him.
Orochimaru: Laughs and vomits up his special little sword to behead whomever said that to him.
Kakashi: Also furious, but suddenly very nervous that it’s true. He gets too in his head and doesn’t act on this potential invite. He avoids them in the future.
Gai: Takes this as some sort of challenge and fails to recognize the opportunity for what it is. Does a million push ups and doesn’t get laid.
Asuma: Flirts back even harder and is so down to look stupid in order to seal the deal. He gets laid.
Kurenai: Gets insulted. Her pride is wounded. She puts them in a strange, nerve-wracking, horny genjutsu. She doesn’t get laid, either.
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When will my husband (Kakashi Hatake) return from the war (show up in the Boruto manga)
Stickers, etc. available in my RedBubble shop!
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Rewatching some of Naruto Shippuden, noticed something that was just plain mean.
Tsunade dangled the possiblity of a promotion in rank in front of Naruto depending how he did in the test she'd arranged against against Kakashi.
Nobody followed up with him about it after he completed her test, and everyone basically forgot about it.
That wasn't fair to Naruto.
Naruto already felt miserable enough about being the only one in his class left as a Genin
He felt even worse when everyone else was getting recommended for Jonin, in Road to Ninja, after he had to miss multiple Chunin exams to deal with all kinds of crisis elsewhere.
When he was finally able to take the exams after the war, he was disqualified because they made a rule against Sage jutsu and didn't tell him.
The fact they made a rule specifically to handicap Naruto, the only participant capable of Sage jutsu, just showed he shouldn't have needed to take the exam to get a promotion.
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