#just dnd things

[demthethemdm]

There's a lot of reasons to love your players, and I adore mine, but I'm not ordering food in 3 different states across the country every week. Meow meow

#monday group #dnd #just dnd things #roll20

[cityandking]

perhaps the most fucked up thing about daichi rolling a 14 (so close!! so close!!!!!) on his divine intervention and having to choose between saving scratch and saving zaref, besides our DM actually saying "pick one," is that dai's the only one who knows he made that choice

#SORRY SCRATCH SORRY LIA #sometimes you just. ough. ahhhhhhhhh. #sometimes you try to divine intervention save the party when the holy light goes out and the void closes in #and sometimes you hit a 14 on an 11 threshold because you multiclassed into paladin so you only have 11 cleric levels out of 16 total #and sometimes your DM says ''sure I'll give you half an intervention. pick one of them to save'' #and sometimes you pick your boyfriend over everyone else! and regress back to your soulless abyssal self about it! just a bit! #just dnd things #I feel feral #voidhopping campaign #daichi

[funeralroast]

when you were all just Talking and Laughing just a bit ago and then the DM just obliterates you with trauma

#just dnd things #sword af #also special shout out to the blanket shayne suddenly got a some point

[takonxmz]

I've never drawn or thought about how Kala might look like as a human before!

#my art #dnd ocs #dnd doodles #lol #just dnd things #oc art #aarakocra

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

DM "How would y'all feel about a more challenging style of combat?"

Me who has already lost one character "What... What do you mean?!"

#i am concerned #dnd #dungens and dragons #dnd shenanigans #just dnd things

[lefrancha]

Three of my players (rogue, paladin, and barbarian) found themselves at the entrance of a brothel with a long line. They were on the hunt for some makeup, since their tiefling needed to disguise herself, and it was late so all shops were closed. Their best thought was "ah yes a brothel would definitely have make up".

After pulling out some silver tongued deceptions, posing as an important and rich noble who was accompanied by his two body guards, they managed their way to the front of the line.

"How much would the service cost for the three of us?" proudly asked the halfling rogue, the supposed nobleman.

"We do not charge with money here" clarified the half-elf receptionist.

"Excellent" celebrated the rogue.

"Since we are a new establishment and do not know the people here, please leave your weapons and armor at the door"

"Sure thing!" complied the three of them excitedly

AND THEY GAVE THEM EVERYTHING AND JUST WENT INSIDE. NOT A SINGLE RED FLAG WAS RAISED.

ZERO SURVIVAL INSTINCT.

HOW.

OF COURSE THE BROTHEL WAS FILLED WITH SUCCUBI AND THE ROGUE ENDED UP WITH A MARK OF PLEASURE ON THEIR PELVIS TAKING HALF HIS MAX HP AWAY.

#the paladin didnt even flinch #of course the rogue proposed the plan in the first place #dungeons and dragons #dnd story #dnd funny #dnd stories #dnd stuff #just dnd things #dnd funny things #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd character #dnd rogue #dnd monsters #dnd shenanigans #dnd shitpost

[steddiemunsonharrington]

Eddie : "When life shuts a door... Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work!"

Steve : "Okay, but can I seduce the door?"

#eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #just dnd things #stranger things imagine #stranger things 4

[fairygodpiggyart]

This is a completely self-indulgent shitpost for my dnd group involving my Goliath ranger and an NPC who...might be a dragon...in disguise.

I did not know this when the courting began.

Anyway, one of our players joked about A Whole New World, and it unlocked a core memory from when I first went to visit @crazyelvisgirl ...and here we are LOL

Ovah, sideways, and undah 👀

#my art #anni's art #dnd art #eyri #locke #oc art #oc artwork #dnd oc #oc meme #seriously eyri was just flirting with a badass elf lady because she's Her Type™ #and then the DM dropped that tidbit after one of the other players picked up on clues #eyri's still going for it though #papa didn't raise no bitch #just dnd things

[fredesstuff]

Ich: Ich habe eine 10 gewürfelt.

Mein DM: Du zwängst dich in den Gang und bleibst stecken. Jetzt kannst du nochmal würfeln um herauszufinden, ob du wieder herauskommst.

*Ich würfel*

Ich: Joa, das ist eine 25.

Mein DM: Aus irgendeinem Grund machst du einen Backflip und stößt dich von der gegenüber liegenden Wand ab. Du bist ohne Probleme aus dem Gang herausgekommen.

#just dnd things #sogar die Verwirrung ist verwirrt

[voidstifyinq]

Also my favourite thing abt watching your friends make characters is that you know exactly what their inspirations were because you’ve heard them ramble abt their favs many times

#the duality of one of my pc’s character being based off an mlp character and another pc’s based off of final fantasy #textposts #just dnd things

[demthethemdm]

My players escape their real-life depression by role-playing fantasy depression✨ (ps to my players that might see this, I still feel bad about the tabaxi rouge blowing up in the sewer gator's stomach 🥲)

#just dnd things #DnD moments #DnD

[casualotptrash]

hey i havent see you on here in a while :D i hope youve been doing well! <3

Thank you! I've definitely been side tracked by real life (TM) things, but I have gotten the urge to get back into posting (and possibly finally finishing some WIPs to post as well...) Funny enough, I just hopped on to make an out-of-the-blue post based on a DnD conversation that just happened, but now you get it first! Enjoy :)

#answered dat ask #that's the post :) #frogs #just dnd things #ya know? #Also I hope you are doing well too! #I really need to get back into posting

[ensomkaktus]

what song would you teach a swarm of toadstools?

#just dnd things #shenanigans #dnd #feywild #txt #they taught me the macarena #it's litearlly so scary to roll things my characters should be good at but all the more amazing when i succeed #so much shit has happened that i could never foresee #i'm king and i've been granted a boon by mushrooms because i play good #and i'm just a lil guy who stands (figuratively as he never lands) 1ft tall

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

My favourite Class to play in DnD is a Warlock who doesn't know they're a Warlock 🙌

#dnd #dungeons & dragons #just dnd things #warlock #warlock dnd #favourite dnd class #so far i had a celestial warlock that thought they're actually a cleric #the second one was a wizard #died #had a strong 'but I don't wanna die ' moment and suddenly woke up again #still hasn't figured out why they suddenly have different abilities #their cleric companion still tries to convince them it's because he prayed for them #i mean it's as good an explanation as any right? #the third one just didn't realize their employer is an archfey #whoops

[lefrancha]

Did a Q&A for the characters on our DnD table.

Q: If you could jump into a pool of something, what would it be?

Our horny goliath barbarian: uh beer, and boobs.

Our greedy rogue: gold. A shitton of gold.

Our emo tiefling: blood! I mean wine... made from the blood of my enemies!

Our cleric of Selune, healer of the party, she who has saved the party members' lives in many occassions, she who stands as an avatar of her deity's ideals and who acts as a moral compass in the most dividing situations:

yeah definitely boobs.

#Our Innocent Paladin Just Answered Uh Jam I Guess #dnd #dungeons and dragons #roleplaying #ttrpg #dnd stories #dnd stuff #dnd character #dnd campaign #critical role #dnd story #dnd shenanigans #just dnd things

[steriotypicaloutlaw]

"I was promised TITTIES!!!!"

- Our cleric

#out of context dnd #ooc dnd #dnd quote #dnd quotes #dnd #dnd memes #dnd shenanigans #just dnd things