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#just dont wanna smoke
catboy-teeth · 6 months
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here's my worst idea ever
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IN HONOUR OF CAT DROPPING here’s a compilation of some old kazui memes bc i’m too lazy to make more <3 i love one man!!!!
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carnivalcarrion · 8 months
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the artblock be hitteth Harder than normal, for tis not normal artblock. woe. Wally be upon ye
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crybaby-bkg · 10 months
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sorry I’ve been on such a Dabi high lately but I almost croaked earlier at the thought of being his college gf and just being so opposite of each other!!!!!! you’re all good grades and perfect attendance, easily approachable and sweet smiles. and he’s all grumpy faced and dark clothing, makes people nervous whenever he stands outside smoking right by the doors.
who the hell would’ve thought you two would end up together? it just didn’t make a lick of sense seeing you two from the outside. but when they get a glimpse of you guys together, alone, everything just falls into place.
he’s so supportive of everything you do, no matter how dumb or nerdy he thinks it is. he keeps count of your stitches for you when you crotchet, doesn’t mind being your model for a cropped hot pink sweater you’re creating, wears the knitted beanie around campus that you made for him. he hates not having your attention but he takes some of the same classes you take so that he can help you study, quiz you when you’re not too sure of the subject, maybe even help you cheat if you want (you don’t, but he always offers).
he buys you your favorite drink at the cafes and always carries an extra laptop charger in case you forget. he helps you pick out your outfits when you’re unsure, and loves the opposite aesthetic whenever you stand hand in hand with him. he praises you when you succeed, and comforts you with your failures. he looks like a dirtbag that hangs around campus to be a creepy bum, but he’s there for you through and through <3
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actualbird · 17 days
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beware cuz tw disordered eating, tw smoking addiction posting ahead but like.....
the thing about smoking vs eating is that. smoking is SO MUCH EASIER TO DO.
eating has so many steps. make food (AUGH), put food on plate, sit down and focus to eat food, food enters mouth, must chew, must swallow, must ignore constant low-level nausea to keep food down, repeat until food on the plate is gone. currently im so low-energy and fatigued that this whole process of eating is exhausting to me, and at the end of it i get a tummy ache anyway and risk vomiting all of it out, so theres always a risk of all that hard work (it is...objectively not hard work, i know, but right now in my Mental State it feels like climbing a mountain every time i have a meal) being all for naught.
meanwhile the steps for smoking are Marginally Much Less. it's: get cigarette, light cigarette, inhale, exhale, repeat until cigarette is done. and usually once im done, i wont feel hungry for another half hour because nicotine does that to me.
but it's short-term benefits vs long-term benefits because obviously after enough cigarettes-instead-of-eating, the effects of Not Having Eaten And Smoking Instead stack up to hit me with one hell of a whammy of acidity and Even More Nausea and like
i am Well Aware im trapping myself in a cycle of self-destruction every time i reach for a cig instead of sitting down and eating but smoking is just. easier. and it relaxes me instead of stressing me out, and eating sometimes does stress me out because of the amount of work and focus it involves
this is all horrible by the way, im not endorsing this behavior im just airing out my thoughts. in fact, i am a case study in all the things you should Not be doing to your body
but addiction is just a really crazy thing lmao. like what the fuck do you mean i prefer killing myself slowly rather than having a filling meal. thats crazy. no sane person would have those priorities in that order
and yet
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muckyschmuck · 1 month
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idk how his hair works either
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needylittlegirl · 2 months
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lollipops for oral fixation vs hating how they make my teeth feel
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sallytwo · 4 months
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A BALL ON FIRE AT THE CENTER OF THINGS / A BRAIN ON FIRE AT THE CENTER OF THINGS.
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oflgtfol · 3 months
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bracelets as a christmas gift for michaels coworker #1
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alexxmason · 6 months
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WiP Day
Tagged by @cassietrn & @simonxriley 💕 to post a wip. Believe it or not I’m writing a little here and there when I have time, but just working on self indulgent stuff. All subject to change and editing and never being posted*** TW SMOKING (Cigarette smoking)
Tagging @jinfromyarikawa 🤨 @jillvalentinesday @sstewyhosseini @ghastlyrider @marivenah @nightwingshero @madparadoxum @aceghosts @leviiackrman @direwombat @swanfey @poisonedtruth @josephslittledeputy @shegetsburned and anyone else.
Ariel x Edward One Shot
“Did you have fun?,” he asked his girlfriend while also reaching for the lit cigarette between her fingers. Taking a drag, inhaling just as deeply before releasing the smoke from his lungs and putting her cigarette back to her lips when she nodded.
“I did,” Ariel smiled after a taking another hit. Her dark eyes watching as Edward took another hit, “Did you enjoy watching me?”
After he put out the smoke and his intel packed camera, Edward made his way to the front of the hood. Almost towering over her while she said, “I did..”
Untitled Selena being a brat plot or something (It’s a wip and have no name for it yet. I’m lying.)
Russell almost ignored her request as he put a cigarette to his lips. The filter pressed against the scar while he lifted his lighter to the end before he sighed deeply before answering her, “You’re needed here, Sel.”
“How?” A genuine question as being cooped up made her extremely tense and even annoyed with her supervisor.
The handler only peered up from his seat and looked up to her. Blue eyes just peeking from the top of his glasses and he lit the cigarette when he said, “You have plenty of intel to comb through, I trust you can handle it before they get back. It’ll keep you busy.”
She wasn’t having any of it, “And what if there’s something out there that could help? You think about that?”
“That’s enough. You’re just antsy. Restless,” he told her, “You have plenty to do here.” Before Selena could dispute it, he said, “That’s an order, Bell.” She couldn’t question it again.
Her mouth dropped open to continue this discussion. She wanted to argue and fight back, to plead with her superior but she only smiled. An annoying and bitter smile while he remained nonchalant. So unbothered by her obvious frustration as she said, “Yes, sir.”
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chickenoptyrx · 2 years
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hikeyzz · 4 months
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ok literally so boring to come home after a holiday alone like i wanna talk shit about the weird things said while also unbuckling their belt and telling them how good they look all dressed up ughH
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iruparazzo · 26 days
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mournfully reckoning with the fact that some people really do find me attractive
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2811y · 1 year
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do u guys remember the first time u got high
#i just wanna share this story cos i find it fucking hilarious#so basically my ex was a massive stoner#but i hadn't smoked before#so in our like. talking stage ig#like before we were dating but we were seeing each other type thing#we go to this party and we rock up a bit earlier than everyone else#so he's like o ok why dont we smoke some weed#and i was like aight fuck it#keeping in mind i hadnt smoked weed but i had tripped acid??#so i was like weed is gonna be v tame compared to acid#It Was Not#i smoked way too much for my first time#we made a shitty gato bong and for some reason he didnt stop me#and i had 4 cones. literally the first time getting stoned and i had 4 full fkn cones.#cos at the time i didnt know that was a lot#but whatver so i get insanely fucking high#like giggling at fucking everything#and its all fine but all of a sudden i start getting v overwhelmed#idk why but everything was Too Much#so i text him VERBATIM 'hi. i think im having a panic attack lol'#so he ends up taking me to a park nearby the party#and i just start freaking tf out#eventually tho i calm down enough to a point where he feels comfortable leaving me alone for a bit#so he says 'alright katie i gotta go piss. you sit here on this bench and ill be back in 2 secs'#so he leaves and my dumbass brain goes 'what if i made him up. what if hes not real'#'what if i just created him in my head' and i believed it so harcore#like in that moment u could not tell me that man was real#so what do i do#i go to verify this delusion#so i walk to the stall he's in and i open the door fully expecting to see an empty stall
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evilmagician430 · 6 months
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mabeline cosplaying as solid snake ft spencer as otacon. comic beneath the cut:
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