#kamaboko

[meowzfordayz]

when you’re laughing nonstop

Author’s Note: humor isn’t exactly my selling point, so pls and ty enjoy my attempt(s) @ #funny. 🙃

when you’re laughing nonstop

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~800

CW: explicit language

Emergency Request Fulfilled: If by any chance could you do the Hashira or the the kamboko squad, without trying to, makes the reader laugh like so hard they're crying, and any time they talk the reader just laughs more? (Idk if youve ever had those moments but those are the best laughs lol) How would they react?

~faqs~

When you’re laughing nonstop…

… Zenitsu panics, because he thinks you’re laughing at him?! It doesn’t help that after literally anything he says or does, you burst into giggles… and your inability to explain that you’re laughing with him rather than at him (albeit, he isn’t exactly laughing — more so pouting) due to the constant onslaught of giggles only exacerbates his panic and confusion.

… Inosuke thinks it’s a competition. “DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU COULD OUT LAUGH ME?!” *cue maniacal laughing fit*  Meanwhile, you’re clutching your stomach, gasping for air, and entirely unable to inform him that: It isn’t a competition, idiot!

… Gyomei, the poor man, is just trying to meditate, but it’s hard for him to focus when you’re snorting every other second, your efforts to conceal your laughter less than successful. He doesn’t have the heart to ask you to leave, but he does gently (and sternly) cradle your head to his chest (he’s hoping his pulse’ll calm you), exasperated smile tugging at the corner of his mouth when you instead dampen his happi with your tears (from laughing so hard).

… Obanai tries to act irritated, but the twinkle in your eyes as you cling hopelessly to his haori’s sleeve, body shaking with laughter, is too endearing for him to maintain his facade. “Are you done?” he asks, indifference nearly giving way to a fond smile. “N-no!” you manage to gasp, promptly dissolving into another round of laughter, “Not even c-close!”

… Tanjirou waits for you to get it out of your system, smiling brightly the entire time. He doesn’t quite understand what’s so funny—all of his attempts to ask you result in half finished sentences interrupted by more laughter—but he does know you’re happy, and if you’re happy, then he’s happy! 

… your tears initially worry Mitsuri, but once she’s confident that they’re happy tears, and after observing that she seems to be the reason behind them, she brings you a handkerchief and does her best to prolong your laughter (facepalm worthy puns are her specialty).

… Shinobu clucks her tongue, already knowing you’re eventually going to end up with the hiccups. “W-where are you *hiccup* g-oing?” you whine, eyes narrow with suspicion, “Don’t leave meee!” Rolling her eyes, she lightly flicks your forehead, voice wry with amusement, “I’m getting you a glass of water,” raising an eyebrow as you hiccup again, “You’re clearly going to need it,” pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder, “I’m not leaving you.”

… Kyojuro watches you with great interest, and mild concern. It only happened once, but once was enough. (it being you choking on your own spit from laughing too hard, and almost passing out because he didn’t realize you were actually choking versus laughing)

… Sanemi swears you’ve been possessed by the devil. “Nothing in this world is that funny,” he grumbles, swatting away your fingers as you attempt to pinch his cheeks, “Stop it.” Of course, his petulant grimace only makes you giggle harder, and you know he isn’t really mad when he finally acquiesces and allows you to wield his hand: “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?” as you playfully smack his face with his palm, your delighted, triumphant grin soothing the glower in his stare. #the man is whipped #the man is in love

… Muichiro smiles ruefully, toe throbbing as you laugh and point at his misfortune. “A-are you o-okay?” you gasp between chuckles, “That chair really did a number on you!” What’s important to him is knowing that, were it a serious injury, you’d help first, laugh later… right?

… Giyuu prays it’ll end soon. Don’t get him wrong! He adores your smile, wishes he could bottle up your laughter for a rainy day, and overall cherishes your happiness… but he simply doesn’t know what to do when the giggles strike. Should I stand here and wait? Would now be an inappropriate time to go do laundry? Uh oh… they’re getting closer… if they get ahold of you, then you’ll have to stand here and wait… shit! *insert Giyuu awkwardly patting your head as you sob-laugh-sniffle into his chest*

… Tengen swells with pride, muscles subconsciously flexing, hair subtly shining, eyes glimmering. Who cares if you’re laughing at him? Either way, he’s the reason you’re laughing so hard, and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t get the credit for making you so happy. That being said, if the laughter shows signs of spreading to Hina… to Makio… to Suma… #Uzui Tengen is now running away #legend says he’s still running to this day (“What do you mean I’m running? Pfft! I can handle four hysterical spouses! Absolutely! 100%!”)

#hashira x reader #kamaboko #preferences #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #zenitsu x reader #inosuke x reader #gyomei x reader #obanai x reader #tanjiro x reader #mitsuri x reader #shinobu x reader #kyojuro x reader #sanemi x reader #muichiro x reader #giyuu x reader #tengen x reader

[fattributes]

Japanese Somen Salad

#food #recipe #lunch #dinner #somen salad #salad #noodles #somen noodles #kamaboko #fish #cucumber #eggs #carrots #onions #fish cake #sesame seed #hawaiian

[deathmetalunicorn1]

This has overtaken my brain and I thought to share since you have done a lot of Demon Slayer x RoR content.

But…like…Imagine that when the first members of the demon slayer corps get to Valhalla and learn everything they come across a rift in Helheim that demons are taking advantage of and keep escaping out of; they realize breathing styles, nichiren and eventually when others come, Wisteria, all still works on them. The gods don’t really do anything about the rift because they don’t believe the nymphs and the humans who are telling them all this and the Ubuyashiki family is like okay, F-this, Slayers Assemble!

As time goes on and more and more people come they have all the Ubuyashiki members hold over a region of Valhalla, because it’s huge and have the main hashira, slayers and kakushi during their time working for them again. They are taking out demons left and right under the noses of the gods, not even bothering to try and get recognition because it’s what they do. They kill demons to protect the innocent, divine or not.

The swordsmiths also set up their village again and since the demons, still susceptible to the usual methods, are a bit stronger they still need a steady supply of swords for them to continue their jobs. They all work as they have before in the shadows and take up residence in unused and essentially abandoned areas of Valhalla. They heard about Ragnarok and of course they were saddened but they all have come to peace that somethings have got to end and they essentially carry on as usual before things end with Humans winning and the gods and humans becoming friends and doing a friendly tournament every year during the anniversary of ragnarok.

Well the Valkyries are in charge of getting participants and maybe Goll or Brunhilde see a slayer and realize…holy shit, that guy is amazing and they ask him to join. He says no, he had no interest in fighting for pleasure or for spectacle. Most of the other slayers, well more accurately, all of them hold the same sentiment. Sure they have hardier bodies in Valhalla and they are essentially immortal with all the advancements they have access to. But things haven’t changed. The gods don’t come to their aid for the humans or the other divine beings and they still have to fight each and every day in the shadows to ensure peace for everyone.

Come Ragnarok Tournament day and a demon gets out and manages to severely hurt the god and human fighters, intending on devouring them before a Hashira, maybe Muichiro or Rengoku (Our flame boy) come and slay them. They try to leave only to have people calling them out, saying they are amazing and that they should join the tournament. They scream at them saying that they raise their blade in the defense of the innocent and that fighting for pleasure is something they see no value in.

More demons would appear and our Hashira and Kamaboko Squad (From the Manga) come to deal with them and people are blown away by them all.

I don’t know, maybe a reaction from characters of your choice to the Hashira of your choice coming in and seeing them slay a demon so easily?

As for Yoriichi, he still slays demons…like the Granddaddy Hajun level demons when needed. But in his free time he runs a nursery for the children of Nymphs when they go to work for the gods as maids or whatever with his wife and Sumiyoshi.

Maybe a reaction to Yoriichi’s god-like skill? 😂

-It had been centuries since the first Demon Slayer arrived in Valhalla, and for a time, they lived in peace, alongside other humans who were also brought.

-However, due to a certain someone (*cough* Nostradamus *cough*) the Bifrost was broken and with it, allowed a rift that demons were able to come through, reaping havoc upon the innocents of Valhalla.

-After the gods refused to do anything, unless if a demon was foolish enough to attack one of them, those from the Ubuyashiki Family gathered all Demon Slayers, who were still willing to fight, and the Corps were once again reborn, warriors defending the humans of Valhalla against the demons.

-This went on for so many years, right under the noses of the gods who refused to acknowledge the problem, letting countless humans be slaughtered, but the Slayers didn’t do it for recognition or fame or glory, they did it because it was the right thing to do.

-New of Ragnarok came and many were worried, that if the humans were destroyed, demons would overrun the gods and Valhalla, but then the gods would have nobody to blame but themselves, because they’ve all been trying for years.

-Ragnarok came and went, the humans earned their salvation and with it came more respect from the gods, especially after those who were lost in the tournament were returned to life thanks to a selfless wish.

-Friendships and bonds were formed and peace was established, but in the shadows, demons still roamed freely, harming innocents, but the Corps made sure to do their best to protect everyone they could.

-Ragnarok became a yearly tournament, as it was so popular with humans and gods alike, and the Valkyries were the ones in charge of choosing the fighters, to make an enjoyable tournament.

-Goll tugged on her sister’s hand, “Big sis- look at him!” their eyes went to a taller, handsome man, and Brunnhilde recognized him, “His name is Rengoku if I’m not mistaken.”

-Rengoku was currently locked in combat with a powerful demon, defending innocents, using his flame breathing to easily handle business and the two sisters shared a look.

-Rengoku was warm and cheerful, greeting the two of them, but politely turned them down when they asked him to fight in the next tournament, “No thank you, I do not fight for pleasure or for spectacle. I have no interest in participating.”

-After learning a bit more about the Demon Slayer Corps, every single member they came across all had similar things to say, although some, Sanemi, used words that weren’t as nice.

-Lord Ubuyashiki was the one to give them the final answer, “We fight for peace, we fight to keep others safe, because even now gods and humans have established peace, the gods still do nothing against the threats of Muzan and the demons he controls. We will never stop until all demons are destroyed, so until then, we fight for the safety of others, not for spectacle.”

-When the newest Ragnarok started, an Upper Rank demon attacked the first two competitors, as he meant to establishing demons as the new power in Valhalla, under Muzan, before several other powerful demons appeared and went on the attack.

-Other fighters and warriors raced to defend their friends and allies as well as innocents in the stands, but were blown back, overwhelmed as the underestimated how powerful demons actually were, because with each one they seemed to kill, two more appeared.

-A loud voice then shouted out, “Get back!!” before a wheel of flame appeared and several demons were destroyed instantly.

-Rengoku stood at the front of a small squadron, the Kamaboko Squad, Tanjiro, Nezuko, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Kanao, and Genya, who had been on patrol together under Rengoku, after hearing reports of demon movement in the area of the arena.

-Rengoku faced off against the main demon, the Upper Rank, and the others were in charge of destroying the weaker demons and rescuing the spectators, using their different breathing styles and weapons, from guns and swords to well-placed kicks.

-Gods and humans were watching in awe, at least the warriors were, while more civilian and non-combat type gods were running in fear, being led out of the stadium by the Kamaboko Squad.

-Rengoku’s eyes narrowed, his smile fading for just a moment as he focused hard on his breathing technique, “Ninth Form: Rengoku!!” a flaming dragon seemed to surround him as he charged at the Upper Rank who couldn’t even blink due to the Flame Hashira’s speed.

-Once all demons were confirmed to be destroyed, Rengoku patted each of his students on the head, praising each of them, some were happy with the praise while some were a bit shy or tsundere with it.

-Many of the most powerful in Valhalla, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Shiva, Lu Bu, Adam, and so many others were in shock, seeing how quickly the demons that they all struggled against were taken out so quickly!!

-Many were quick to approach, questioning Rengoku why hasn’t he ever fought in Ragnarok before and he spoke, his voice booming so all could hear him, “We only use our blades to defend the innocents and purge this world of the demons that you all have chosen to ignore for so many years!”

-The gods were all glancing to each other, many knew about the demons but thought they weren’t a threat to them, not realizing that they were as dangerous as they were.

-It only took a massive attack like this to get the gods to open their eyes and realize that something needed to be done about this issue.

-Elsewhere, Yoriichi was holding on the hands of a toddler, helping her practice her walking, a soft smile on his face as his elder brother, Kokushibo was sitting nearby, reading to some children under the shade of a tree as the day was quite warm, the two brothers watching the children for their parents.

-Muzan approached, anger on his face, demanding to know why Kokushibo hadn’t answered his calls to being all of the strongest demons together to lay siege to Valhalla. It was only then when Muzan spotted Yoriichi as well as the two brothers looked at him, then at each other, then back to him as if he was joking.

-The day that Muzan was killed by a pair of brothers, one demon and one human, was a day where all of Valhalla celebrated, as with it, all of his demons ceased to vanish, and both Nezuko and Kokushibo were returned to being humans, which led to even more celebration.

-Lord Ubuyashiki passed by Zeus one day, whom thanked the leader of the Demon Slayer Corps for their hard work, which the no longer scarred man was appreciative for, before issuing a warning, “Next time, don’t ignore problems until they get too big to handle.” Zeus took it with a grain of salt, as he was to blame for doing nothing.

-Valhalla was finally at peace, for the most part, save some brawls between rivals and the few rogue demons that were not under Muzan.

#record of ragnarok #demon slayer #rengoku #kamaboko #ror zeus

[hst432]

肉ごぼ天うどん

#snapshot #food #noodles #udon #gobou #negi #niku #kamaboko #burdock

[styxnstars]

Made this mood board that I tweaked a bit for an assignment in my Visual Design Theory class 🌳🌸🐶🐻🍥

#mood board #hanami #hanami season #sakura #cherry blossoms #kamaboko #rilakkuma #osomatsu san #mr osomatsu #todomatsu #todomatsu matsuno #class assignment #eclipse edits #posting bc my professor said it was fantastic :DDD

[boyywithluv]

Have some more kmbk squad memes

#sky talks #kny #kmbk #kamado tanjiro #kamado nezuko #hashibira inosuke #agatsuma zenitsu #kamaboko #implied poly kmbk

[chuck-snowbug]

瀧自慢（日本酒／純米酒）、かまぼこ、もずくたっぷりのスープ、いちごとらっきょうとトマトのサラダ、鮭昆布巻（頂きもの）。

Takijiman(Japanese Sake) & Kamaboko Sashimi Dinner - January 2023

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https://chuck-snowbug.tumblr.com/post/705730498511650816

#japanese sake #japanese food #kamaboko #sashimi #soup

[hellokittyisangel]

#Kamaboko #kirimi chan #dressed as kiki and lala #little twin stars #sanrio #e

[lightbluefoods]

#kokokokon2022 #home cafe #blue food #sumikko gurashi #San-x #kamaboko #savory

[fieriframes]

[Kamaboko -- Japanese fish cake. Green onions. A little fresh ginger on it, cilantro. Assistants are paid peanuts. I mean, typically, if people liked eggs, they would get the, uh, hard-boiled. Yeah.]

#s32e11 spinning the globe #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #japanese fish cake #little fresh ginger #green onions #kamaboko #cilantro #assistants #peanuts #people #eggs

[weeblmaodotcom]

The kamaboko squad adopting giyuu , Meme by Weeblmao.com

#adopting #DSMemes #giyuu #kamaboko #KimetsuNoYaiba #KimetsuNoYaibaMeme #KimetsuNoYaibaMemes #KNY #KNYMeme #squad

[meowzfordayz]

hic-cup

Author’s Note: sending get-well-soon vibes to anyone currently experiencing the hiccups. 😔😂

hic-cup

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~1,100

CW: dark humor

Emergency Request Fulfilled: Recently work has been very hectic, and I've been a little anxious about personal things...I really would like something cute! If possible, could you either do the Hashira, KNY squad, or the upper moons (you can pick! You write all of them super well!) With a reader who has bad, but very cute, hiccups?

~faqs~

When you have the hiccups…

… Zenitsu thinks you’re dying. Well. Not really, but the way you gasp for air and clutch your chest has him worried and running to get you water nonetheless. If you lie down on the floor, then he will lie down with you and press his ear to your heart, listening for irregularities.

… Inosuke’s overwhelmed by the urge to poke and squish and smoosh and squeeze you. “Stop that!” he growls, arms crossed irritatedly. “Stop wh-*hiccup*-what?” you huff. “THAT!” he shouts, pointing an accusing finger at you, “You sound so, so, so-” “So what?” “SO CUTE.” Eyes widening, your cheeks warm, nose scrunching, “Ino-*hiccup*suke, I-” “It’s like you want me to pop you,” he grumbles. “Pop me?????” “Stop being adorable so I can stop wanting to kill you.”

… Gyomei simply smiles every time you hiccup. Do not ask him to smack them out of you… a broken rib (or three) is much worse than the hiccups. “Pleeease? They won’t go awaaay!” “My love, you really shouldn’t ask me to harm you.” “Harm me?!” you scoff, “Don’t you have control or something?” Affronted, he nods slowly, “I suppose I have control…” “SO HIT ME.” Sighing, he lightly pats your back, whiiich doesn’t help, but it’s the thought that counts!

… Obanai pretends to be annoyed, but is lowkey disappointed when they eventually go away. “Shut up,” he scowls, glaring as you do your best to swallow another hiccup. “Can’t,” you mutter, flicking his shoulder, “They won’t g-*hiccup*-go away.” “Then I’ll make them,” he mutters darkly. “Oh really?” you raise an eyebrow, amused now, “And how exactly will you make them go away?” His mouth opens, closes, and opens again, exhaling loudly in defeat. “Admit it, they’re kinda cute,” you grin, nudging his side, “I’m kinda cute.” He doesn’t respond, opting instead to quickly peck your cheek, blushing profusely even as his glare deepens.

… Tanjirou has a plethora of ideas to ~help you. From having you chug a glass of cold water, finding a paper bag for you to breathe into, slicing a lemon for you to bite into, attempting to jump scare you, and making you hold your breath until you nearly pass out, he’s ultimately sorely defeated by your hiccups’ persistence. Hiccups 1: Tanjirou 0. When they finally disappear, you promptly credit his expertise and efforts, regardless of how delayed their effectiveness was.

… Mitsuri giggles until she also ends up with the hiccups. You’re just so darn beautiful, and your hiccups sound so darn happy! Like yawning near each other, if one of you hiccups, then the other is bound to follow.

… Shinobu offers you a sympathetic, “Oh dear,” paired with a fond smile, and continues about her day. If they’re persistent, then she’ll utilize the placebo effect in an attempt to help aka she’ll give you “medicine” (it’s sugar water, but sometimes it helps). Occasionally, she’ll ~threaten you, “If you hiccup again, then no kisses!” to a lesser degree of success, but it’s mostly endearing to watch you try so hard and fail so miserably (if this actually bothers you, then she only does it once, but it’s really just an inside joke).

… Kyojuro tries to get himself to hiccup too, but the man is Hiccup Proof™. “What’s your secret?!” you whine playfully, pouting as another hiccup jolts your body, “I swear you inhale all your meals, but never experience the hiccups!” “I keep nothing from you,” he frowns slightly, pressing a reassuring kiss to your cheek, “If I could provide better help, then I certainly would!” “Kyo, it was a rhetorical question.” “Rhetorical or not, if I knew a secret, then I would tell you!” “Sooo remind me to never tell you any secrets,” you chuckle, eyebrow raising pointedly. “My love, your secrets are safe with me!” he exclaims earnestly. “Just not anyone else’s?” you drawl teasingly. He pauses to consider your remark, and then shrugs nonchalantly, “Precisely.”

… Sanemi taxes you, and it increases exponentially. “Pay up,” he smirks, palm held upright toward you, “I heard that.” “Y’know, hiccuping isn’t a crime,” you mutter. “And you didn’t have to play along,” he grins smugly, “But you did.” “Well I felt badly about distracting you,” you retort, frowning as a thought occurs to you, “Although, now you’ve changed tasks completely!” “Have I?” he questions lightly, eyes widening innocently. “Yeah, all you’re focusing on is my hiccups and extorting me for spare change!” “If you stop hiccuping, then I could return to my earlier task.” “I can’t just st-*hiccup*-stop!” you whine, still dropping more coins into his hand, “You’re the worst.” “I love you,” he deadpans, winking as he pockets your money, “Maybe I’ll buy you something nice with my extra income.”

… Muichiro says, “Bless you,” after every single one. “But Muichiro, I didn’t snee-*hiccup*-sneeze!” “Bless you.” “Why are you-” “When you sneeze, for a moment, your soul leaves your body, and the blessing is to prevent it from being stolen, yes?” … “Yes?” “When you hiccup, are you not running the same risk?” … “No?” Unperturbed, he shrugs, smiling faintly, “Well, I appreciate you and your hiccups, so I suppose blessing you is my way of expressing my appreciation.”

… Giyuu’s constantly startled, even when you’re occupying the same space. *hiccup* Ah! his eyes widen, a subtle yet observable reaction to your sudden noisiness. *hiccup* Ah! he blinks, another subtle yet observable reaction. *hiccup* “Are you faking it?” he finally mutters, cheeks faintly flushed as he fixes a gentle stare on you. “Faking w-*hiccup*-what?!” “Your hiccups.” “Why would I fake having the hiccups???” “Never mind.” “Am I bothering you?” “Not quite,” he murmurs, reaching across the couch to squeeze your hand, “I hope they go away soon.” Smiling fondly, you raise his hand to your lips, kissing his knuckles, “Me t-*hiccup*-too!” No way is he admitting they ~frighten him.

… Tengen claps excitedly, enthusiastically celebrating your ~unique sound. “How flashy, my dear!” he exclaims with a grin. “Flashy?” you blink, unimpressed. “Hiccups are so rare and so fun!” he explains, “What an interesting phenomenon!” “You have a thing for hiccups,” you deadpan, eyes rolling. “Not at all! I’m just trying to support you through this unfortunate event.” Scoffing, you poke at his chest, “Sooo are my hiccups flashy or unfortunate?” “Both!”

#hashira x reader #preferences #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #zenitsu x reader #kamaboko #inosuke x reader #gyomei x reader #obanai x reader #tanjiro x reader #mitsuri x reader #shinobu x reader #kyojuro x reader #sanemi x reader #muichiro x reader #giyuu x reader #tengen x reader

[fattributes]

Somen Salad

#food #recipe #lunch #dinner #somen salad #salad #noodles #somen noodles #cucumber #carrots #onions #eggs #kamaboko #fish cake #sesame seed #hawaiian

[vegehana-food]

✿ 梅焼き ・かまぼこで、春を再現したのが「梅焼き」です。すり身を卵黄で溶き、梅型に入れて柔らかく焼き上げた、香ばしい卵黄のほっこりとした食感が持ち味で、関西人には、馴染み深いねり製品です。 ・愛らしい梅の花の外見と、繊細で微妙なふわふわ感は、職人の手焼きの技のみによって生み出されます。カステラのような風味は、いま流行のかまぼこスイーツのはしりといえるかも知れません。 ・関東の人には意外かも知れませんが、梅焼きは、関東炊き(おでん)の種としても珍重されます。出汁をたっぷりと吸い込んだシュワシュワとした食感は、さらに美味しさを際立てます。関東のはんぺんに匹敵する関西のおでん種かもしれません。梅焼きを楽しみながら春の到来を味わってみてください。 ・梅焼きの始まりについての記録はあまり残されていませんが、100年以上前から作られていたようです。関西ではポピュラーな厚焼きかまぼこの生地を梅の花の型枠に入れて、鉄板の上で、一つ一つ丁寧に焼き通す、手造りにより作られます。

#梅焼き #日本:おでん #日本:かまぼこ #日本:蒲鉾 #kamaboko #かまぼこ #蒲鉾 #練り物 #日本:練り物 #練り物:2020〜 #2020〜 #おでん #梅 #凸:梅 #凸:花 #おでん:2020〜 #おでん:関西 #日本:関西 #日本

[hst432]

白えびかき揚げ氷見うどん

#noodles #udon #kakiage #shiroebi #shrimp #kamaboko #negi #snapshot #food

[apple-p4int]

First time trying Ramen!!

Oh god, the restaurant was more Otaku than you can imagine

#Tofu #Kamaboko #Ramen