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Ryosuke: Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Fukuroi: thanks i hate it

Kurosaki: partner: cums. me: thanks will you be needing anything else?

Kai: Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

Mitsuki: “You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 3 fucking days. Whore.”

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Mitsuki: what’s a gender neutral alternative to ‘ladies and gentlemen’?

Fukuroi: ‘Everyone’?

Emi: 'fam squad’

Kurosaki: 'homies’

Kai: 'yall motherfuckers’

Ryosuke: 'fellow gamers’

Kizami: 'possible victims’

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Mitsuki: What's it like being friends with Kizami?
Kensuke: What have you heard? That latent criminals would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed with a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.
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*group call*

Kai: *rummaging loudly in his kitchen*

Kai: *begins to eat fries obnoxiously loudly*

Kurosaki: I never thought waffle fries would make my ears hurt…

Kizami: World’s loudest fries.

Kurosaki: *quietly giggling*

Kizami: What if there was a restaurant that had a tourist attraction for the world’s loudest fries?

Kai: Sh-Shut up!! I’m in the kitchen. I can’t be loud in here…

Kurosaki: Would they be like Pokémon where they would just scream “fry”?

Kizami: *intense wheezing*

Kai: *continues to make more noise*

Kizami: He’s actually just opening a bag of potatoes…

Kurosaki: W H E E Z E

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