Remember that time Kermit got sent to the gulag?
Yeah, me too. 🤣🤣🤣
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Another post about not being able to social cause it’s the only thing I can think of. If I can’t post actual funny content why not just laugh at how horribly handle things.
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me: this move will go smoothly as planned
shadow Kermit me: but what if it rains, what if the movers don’t show up, what if I lose a few boxes in translation, what if the new place isn’t ready, what if the landlords don’t let me pick me up my key, what if I lose my security deposit, what if the movers drop my fragile dishes (all three [3] of them), what if the new place starts flooding and the toilet spews sewage like that one scene in Parasite
#poetry
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to the past
me, five years ago: -says something dumb-
shadow Kermit me, now: what if you said something different, what if you didn’t say anything at all, what if you asked a question instead, what if you didn’t even show up at that event in the first place, what if you’d excused yourself earlier to leave, what if you’d just been authentic and shared exactly what you thought, what if you thought about that conversation ahead of time and planned it out before it happened like that
https://medium.com/know-thyself-heal-thyself/to-evil-kermit-me-i-love-you-too-5271584f4faf / #poetry
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I see an opportunity to tamper with this,,,,
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Jumping on an art trend because drawing stupid shit is good for your health
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