#king kong barbie

[barbielore]

Barbie in King Kong is one of a number of tie-in Barbies for classic films where the Barbie is styled after a celebrity - in this case Fay Wray.

She is in excellent company; the likes of Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe and my personal favourite, Tippi Hedren from The Birds.

In this particular case the celebrity likeness I find subtle but effective and I absolutely adore the giant hand.

#barbie #barbie starring in king kong #king kong #fay wray #barbie collectibles #king kong barbie

[crusaderguy]

#memes #kaijiu #barbie #barbie movie #godzilla #anguirus #rodan #kong #king caesar #godzilla singular point #godzilla final wars #godzilla vs kong #godzilla vs mechagodzilla

[freddyhavefaith]

Had fun with my lil meow-meows 🥰 https://www.barbieselfie.ai

#godzilla #anguirus #rodan #kong #mechagodzilla #baragon #giganotosaurus #moguera #hedorah #kamata kun #shin godzilla #godzilla vs kong #kaiju #king kong #kiryu #japan #barbie #ken

[amm-loover]

i can't believe i lived long enough to see godzilla become a barbie girl

(unmute)

#godzilla #monsterverse #titanus gojira #godzilla x kong: the new empire #barbie #gojira #kaiju #godzilla king of the monsters #i know im late but i was distracted by a digital circus

[fitsofgloom]

Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party!

#king kong #barbie #christmas #vintage greeting card

[galactic-dragoness]

Even Godzilla was no match for Barbie

#I watched it again and he looks more pink than purple #godzilla #king kong #godzilla × kong the new empire #monsterverse #barbie

[a-real-cupcake]

This is what happens when a Barbie girl falls in love with an Oppenheimer boy.

#Godzilla #Barbie #Oppenheimer #Toho #Legendary #Minus One #King Kong #Kong #Scar King

[mintygreenaqua]

I’ve been very mischievous today

#youtube #Ken #barbie #King #cling #donkey kong #patriarchy #mischievous #mountain

[magazinescans]

Starring Barbie in King Kong - Ann Darrow Collector Edition

Barbie as That Girl Collector Edition

James Bond 007 Ken and Barbie Dolls Giftset Collector Edition

Barbie® Collectibles by Mail - Summer 2003

#Barbie Collectibles #Barbie #Barbie Doll #Barbie Collectibles by Mail

[its-to-the-death]

Songs that made it through preliminaries (minus the MLP songs)

Rogues Are We (Holy Musical B@man)

Kick It Up a Notch (Starship)

Nerdy Prudes Must Die (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Join Us (and Die) (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

No One Remembers Achmed (Twisted)

Feed Me (Little Shop of Horrors)

Dentist (Little Shop of Horrors)

Mean Green Mother From Outerspace (Little Shop of Horrors)

Old King Cole (Once Upon a Time in Space by The Mechanisms)

Favoured Son (Ulysses Dies at Dawn by The Mechanisms)

Odin (The Bifrost Incident by The Mechanisms)

There's a Platypus Controlling Me (Phineas and Ferb)

Evil for Extra Credit (Phineas and Ferb)

All the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend To Be Divorced (Phineas and Ferb)

I Love You (As Much As Someone Like Me Can Love Anyone) (Galavant)

No One But You (Galavant)

She'll Be Mine (Galavant)

Mother Knows Best (Tangled)

Ready As I'll Ever Be (Tangled the Series)

Nothing Left to Lose (Tangled the Series)

Pretty Women (Sweeney Todd)

Dancing Mad (Final Fantasy VI)

When the Chips are Down (Hadestown)

Master of Masters (Kingdom Hearts)

U.N. Owen Was Her? (Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil)

The Old Man of the Mountain/You Gotta Ho-De-Ho/The Scat Song Medley (Betty Boop)

Our Love is God (Heathers)

Biskit Family Business (Littlest Pet Shop)

We Both Reached For the Gun (Chicago)

Heaven on Their Minds (Jesus Christ Superstar)

Good to Be King (Journey to Bethlehem)

Jester (Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return)

Sympathy for the Devil (song by The Rolling Stones)

Dressed to Oppress (Play It By Ear - The Muck of Merkmere)

One Step Ahead (Spies Are Forever)

Let the Pun Fit the Crime (Wander Over Yonder)

Necrostar (The Vice Quadrant by Steam Powered Giraffe)

Lost in Thoughts All Alone (Fire Emblem: Fates)

The Ring motif (Lord of the Rings)

I'm Alive (Next to Normal)

Where There's a Whip, There's a Way (Return of the King 1980)

There Ain't Nothin' But Bad Days Ahead (The Swan Princess: Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure)

Les Poissons (The Little Mermaid)

It's Our House Now (The House of Mouse - Halloween special)

Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Off Santa (Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Master of the House (Les Miserables)

Peaches (The Super Mario Bros. Movie)

The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You) (The Boys)

Dark Riders (Star Stable Online)

Grand Ceremony (Pyre)

Coraline (Coraline)

Better Than You (Camp Camp)

In the Hall of the Mountain King (Peer Gynt)

Get in the Water (Epic: The Musical)

Descole's theme live version (Professor Layton)

Isabella's Lullaby (The Promised Neverland)

Get Jinxed (League of Legends)

Pieces of You/Hologram Professor Song (Puppet History)

Great at Crime (Epithet Erased)

Davy Jones' theme (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

Herbert Style (Club Penguin)

No One's Gonna Make a Monkey Out of Me (The Donkey Kong Country cartoon)

Diddy Drop Rap (The Donkey Kong Country cartoon)

Attack at the Wall (Mulan)

No More Toymakers to the King (Santa Claus is Comin' to Town)

What's Up Duloc? (Shrek musical)

If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) (Ferngully)

The Phantom of the Opera (The Phantom of the Opera)

Prowler's theme (Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse)

How Can I Refuse? Reprise (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper)

Friends in Low Places (Bigtop Burger)

That's Not How the Story Goes (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

The World Revolving (Deltarune)

Heffalumps and Woozles (Winnie the Pooh)

Waikyou Shenshoujin (Senki Zesshou Symphogear G)

No Good Deed (Wicked)

Fabulous (High School Musical 2)

Kidnap the Sandy Claws (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Between Two Worlds (Limbus Company)

Your Best Nightmare (Undertale)

We Don't Talk About Bruno (Encanto)

Jaws theme (Jaws)

The Executioner (Umineko no naku koro ni)

#villain song showdown

[lokisasylum]

Everytime I see pics of Jimin with skirts I remember this post that a K-Army made as a reply to a hater saying something like: "Enemies should be kicked away by Park JImin's King Kong Barbie legs." 🤣

#jimin #park jimin #bts jimin #bts #pjm #jiminie #jimin fashion #harper's bazaar

[callmearcturus]

i've been ranking every movie i see this year and here's my list so far

Asteroid City

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning

Grand Budapest Hotel

Edge of Tomorrow

Dune

In the Heat of the Night

Darjeeling Limited

Glass Onion

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Cocaine Bear

The Royal Tenenhaums

Hotel Artemis

RockNRolla

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Star Trek Beyond

Kong: Skull Island

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

Jumanji: The Next Level

Enola Holmes 2

Godzilla vs Kong

Barbie

Godzilla

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Oppenheimer

Damsel

The Losers

i know what you're thinking, you're thinking "wow arc has unimpeachably perfect taste" and you're right

[agentnico]

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) review

Someone should call child services, as Kong uses a baby monkey as a weapon and flails him around like a whip, using the poor little fella to bash against incoming enemies. Granted the little chap is durable, but like….. I’m sorry, this movie is ridiculous. Like I can’t even!

Plot: Godzilla and the almighty Kong face a colossal threat hidden deep within the planet, challenging their very existence and the survival of the human race.

2021’s Godzilla vs. Kong holds a special place in my heart in that during COVID-19 it was one of the first and only films to come out during lockdown. I recall sitting in my living room suffering from high depression (I mean, who wasn’t at that time, am I right??) and I stuck on the Godzilla vs Kong film with low expectations……and I had the greatest time ever. By no means was it a masterpiece. It’s even far away from being a good film, but at that time when I was cinema-deprived and life was in a constant state of limbo, a big trashy Hollywood blockbuster with two massive CGI monsters beating the living crap of each other was exactly the entertainment I needed.

In cometh Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Naturally we’re no longer in a pandemic so the WOW factor is gone, and also Godzilla Minus One only recently came out reminding us that Godzilla can be sophisticated when need be. That being said, am I opposed to seeing some ridiculously over-the-top kaiju brawls for absolutely no other reason other than Hollywood wanting to throw money against the wall and seeing what happens? Yes. Look, from the set-up the whole thing doesn’t make sense in the first place. I get it is fantasy and suspension of disbelief is required, but it’s a giant walking nuclear power plant that holds the title of king of the monsters against a bloody monkeh. I don’t care how cool or likeable Kong is, if we’re being realistic he’d get smushed just by touching Godzilla. Like, ain’t that lizard boi radioactive?? Last time I checked radioactivity is pretty fatal. Kong should have developed multiple forms of cancer since the 2021 film, I’m just saying. But again, that’s if we’re thinking logically, however as we’ve learned from these MonsterVerse movies, logic isn’t a word that exists. So let’s enjoy the lizard and monkeh for what they are - bring it on!!

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is exactly what you expect it to be… in the last 30 minutes. The first hour and a half is actually a casual sequel to Kong: Skull Island, with Godzilla a fleeting cameo just getting up to random shenanigans, with every appearance lasting no longer than 5 seconds. I’m serious, Godzilla to this movie is like Scrat is to the Ice Age movies. If you recall the little saber-toothed squirrel hardly ever connects to the main plot-line of those films, and instead is only obsessed with getting his stupid acorn. Same with Godzilla, he fights random kaijus just cause. He takes naps in the Colosseum just cause. He eats nuclear plants for breakfast just cause. He turns Barbie-level pink just cause. His entire role in this movie is just cause. Otherwise this is through and through a King Kong movie. Not that I’m complaining, if you want to make a somewhat engaging and emotionally resonant narrative (as if this movie has a plot!), it’s easier to focus on Kong as he has the baggage of being lonely and wanting to find a home and more of his kind, so there’s something there to work with. So we spend most of the movie wit Kong as he explores Hollow Earth that’s discovered from the previous film, and I quite enjoyed all that. Does the movie need to be 2 hours long? Nope, as the whole Hollow Earth story-line is dragged out so much when in fact all that happens could have easily been told in the size of a short film. Essentially nothing much happens is what I’m saying. Like the whole thing is a set-up for the inevitable and highly anticipated final showdown that we’ve all paid for.

About the final showdown - it’s so dumb. I mean the whole movie is dumb, but the final battle breaks any last remaining realm of reason and turns into this crazy bonkers monsters v monsters smashy-bashy bonkers beat ‘em up, and it was absolutely fantastic! Again, I fully admit the stupidity of it all, but watching this movie’s finale in a crowded theatre with everyone cheering, laughing, clapping and howling alongside all the CGI madness that is thrown at our faces - it was awesome! I’d give the final 30 minutes a 10/10 score easily, as it is exactly what we want from a Godzilla and Kong movie. Godzilla spears Kong through a pyramid and then immediately follows that up with a suplex. That right there is cinematic genius!! The rest of the movie is fine and has its moments, but is just a meandering set-up for that ending.

This being a MonsterVerse movie naturally there are also some human characters that we are forced to care about. Like I give a f***, gimme me more lizard and monkeh!!! I want them here, and I want them now! To be fair the producers must have listened to the audience feedback as there is much less human stuff in this movie. There’s a useless sub-plot with Rebecca Hall and her adopted daughter that was so boring and generic and was the dullest part of the movie. Brian Tyree Henry and Dan Stevens are a delight though, providing some enjoyable comedic tongue in cheek, with Stevens especially excelling at the one-liner quips. Nice also to see Stevens teaming back up with director Adam Wingard, the two having previously worked on the wonderful indie thriller The Guest. Honestly if you have not seen The Guest you’re missing out big time - a delightful slice of action horror with a fantastic atmosphere that sucks you in with a dash of dry black comedy edge.

Speaking of Adam Wingard, he’s evidently a good match with these goofy Fast & Furious-level silly monster flicks. He directs the movie using a fun colourful visual palette, with some fantastic sci-fi set pieces, and Hollow Earth is reminiscent very much of a Jules Verne-type adventure locale, very much in the vain of a Journey to the Centre of the Earth, or a Mysterious Island. There’s also a strong 80’s retro vibe to the movie with the techno-synth music score from Junkie XL that had strong Thor: Ragnarok feels to it. I must say through all its stupidity, visually the film is really cinematic and looks awesome on the big screen.

I had a solid time with Godzilla x Kong, especially with those last 30 minutes. Satisfyingly entertaining blockbuster fast-food. It does get a while to get there, and also the movie is fit with so many plot holes and inconsistencies, and also it really did feel like the writers were making things up as they were going along, but I don’t care. This was never intended to be high calibre award worthy filmmaking. It’s only a monkeh, standing in front of a radioactive lizard, asking him to fight together. Really entertaining and super fun. Best part was when it was revealed that Kong could talk and screamed “it’s KONGIN TIME!!’

Overall score: 6/10

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #Godzilla x Kong #Godzilla #king kong #adam wingard #dan stevens #brian tyree henry #rebecca hall #legendary pictures #kaiju #toho kaiju #movie #movie reviews #film #film reviews #action #cinema #science fiction #fantasy #monster fight #2024 in film #2024 films #2024 #Godzilla x Kong review #monsterverse #tom holkenborg #mothra

[craycraybluejay]

"Bitch, I don't know if you can handle this shlong

Go, go long I'm on like King Kong

Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat

You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed

Getting fucked from behind his head on the pelvis

I'm down for deep anal, bitch, I'm not about the cervix, oh!

Blonde Barbie Ken, fuck that Hollister shit

I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and Bitch

And when you come back yelping (what) for a second helping

You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm motherfucking felching

Neck, back, sack then onto the scrotum

Got more fucking crack than the hoods in Harlem

Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand

I'd swallow your cum like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan - Haha

There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me

I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seat

This faggot just fucked your girl, she got rid of her pussy

Sewed her snatch, got a dick just so she could fuck me"

-BOTDF

(I love this song)

(i feel like i should be offended at that last part but its honestly slay)

#botdf #I DONT KNOW IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SCHLONG!!!!!

[rongzhi]

Hi I was wondering you knew if there was a specific Chinese term for the "action girl" trope in cdramas, like tough armoured girls? Kinda like how soft hearted characters are called a "white lotus " or something?

Mmmm I can't really think of an exact term. A muscular woman with a pretty face would be called 金刚芭比 (King Kong Barbie); a girl who's tsundere or aloof would just be called 高冷/傲娇. I'd guess a female action girl would just be called a heroine? 英雌 (女英雄)?

The soft/kind/pure female characters are called white lotuses (白莲花), altho outside of novels and dramas, calling someone a white lotus can sometimes be the same as calling them a green tea bitch.

Maybe someone who know more about tropes might be able to answer this, sorry!

#lavandulatower999 #text #answered ask

[wonderarium]

Trick or treat! My costume is SUPPOSED to be King Kong but it's just a low-effort generic monkey onesie. Here, I brought a Barbie doll to be Ann Darrow, that might at least be a clue.

hands you a nice godzilla plushie

#trickortreat