#klaus hargreeves incorrect quotes

[graktung]

Klaus, taking off a hat to reveal smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

Ben: i never asked a question

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[ourgoddessathena]

Klaus : "If you're procrastinating and you know it clap your hands."

Y/N :

Y/N : "I'll clap later."

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[sspiderj]

Diego: did you eat all the sugar powdered donuts?

Klaus: *with mouth full of food* no

Diego: then what’s that white powder around your mouth?

Klaus: cocaine

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[brianwashere]

How my best friend and I met but it’s an Umbrella Academy incorrect quote

Viktor: *struggling to breathe*

Klaus: Gay people???!?!?!

I will not be elaborating.

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[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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[hihomeghere]

I’m so normal about them

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[highlyincorrect]

Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE

Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???

Diego; He’s asleep!

Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!

Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

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[topperscumslut]

it’s literally him

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[itstheghostofmypast]

*At Luther's wedding*

Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.

Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.

Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.

Five: seven that we'll all die, love.

Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?

Diego: Shhh...just watch

Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.

*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*

Lila: wtf?

Diego: It's giving love.

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[sagelovesbooks]

Klaus's Freakout

Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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[thehargreevesfamily]

Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[graktung]

Klaus: what's up guys? I'm back.

diego: what the- no you can't be here. you're dead. i literally saw you die.

Klaus: death is a social construct.

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’

Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am

Five: Suppose he understands his market

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[sspiderj]

Klaus, on the phone with Diego: turn around

Klaus: no, the other way

Klaus: again, the other way

Klaus: ok, one more time

Diego: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU?

Klaus: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

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[five-hargreeves-apologist]

Me: *on the couch wearing a onsie and sunglasses, drinking from a gallon of apple juice"

Five: Are you ok?

Me: In a physical or spiritual sense?

Five: ...

Me: Because I am neither and I will not be taking anymore questions.

Five: But why-

Klaus: *in a matching outfit, coming to join me* You heard the woman, no more questions, dumbass.

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[hihomeghere]

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