god hates klaus bc he keeps dying and showing up in the afterlife with the snarkiest attitude and god, a little teen girl with yellow flowers and a bicycle, has to keep directing him to his after life epiphanies each time. i cannot believe this isn’t some wild hc but actual canon
love how old man five was this season. the outfit he wore on the trip with klaus ? peak grandfather. his excitement at a big ball of twine? even more grandfather. he really let the old man side of him take over, i’m surprised he didn’t go fishing or something.
best thing about s3 is them actually addressing the trauma of having to live through the 50s/60s (i forgot which tbh) as POC and how the others wouldn’t understand…. also beating the fuck out of a bunch of racist for fun absolutely amazing
I think if the Umbrella kids knew all of their abilities and were trained properly they would all be the pettiest people known to man.
Luther getting annoyed so he just grabs on to the nearest windowsill and yeets himself to the roof.
Diego finding the nearest body of water and just... sinking to avoid social interaction because he can hold his breath indefinitely.
Allison just making people do things that mildly inconvenience them. "I heard a rumor that you cut all of your hair the same length except for one little section"
Klaus just unaliving himself at the slightest inconvenience. Paper cut? That'd sure heal a lot faster if he threw himself off a balcony.
Five has already mastered the simply blinking away when people are annoying
Ben doing the same as Luther and launching himself somewhere with his tentacles.
Viktor just blowing something small up as a distraction and flying away agdjsifybd